humming authenticity competition judge:

She’s in your wigs @braaaf.bsky.social

snoopy doopy doo

gonna do a 24 hour fast tomorrow

wake it up!

please go see this. please go see this. please go see this. my favorite movie of the year thus far.

Peel your layers back one by one by one by one by one by one by one

bsky lore

omggggg has anyone every listened to this yet

pssssst:

I should be added to sides of bsky

Historians have doubts about whether this moment depicted actually happened @braaaf.bsky.social

nobody: baby giraffes after being born:

Just took an edible even though im not supposed to with my new anxiety meds lets see what happens

bugs when they accidentally land on spider web:

gay people when you gag some tea:

@braaaf.bsky.social be sellin’ out to DOMINOS while DJing. Hope the millions $$$ are worth it!

b2b with dj nip tonight btw

quote skeeting live!!!!!!

about to stream but waiting for family to finish game night :)

I’m still stuck here

the internet on the rooftop balcony is kinda weak so idk if I’ll be able to stream up there but we will still be streaming from inside hehe

I hope the internet doesn’t fail us tonight

2+2 to 2x2:

gays liking all of my skeets and still not following…. WTF am I not enough

anyways vote for me for best quote skeeter

Music streaming platforms in 2012:

OH THEY ARE GOING IN ON HIM

this skeet:

quote skeets don’t have to be funny

Clocks:

2.5 mg candy for the first time in 2 years

Lunch Lady: Printers

printers:

printers:

me when I have an emotional reaction but I remember that my thoughts are societally trained and I need to view them like a rattlesnake and step around them slowly:

stream tonight is gonna be extra special but might be a little late for it!!! Weather permitting it might be a rooftop sunset dj set 🫪🫪

Tired of the constant @gaymer.fit and @braaaf.bsky.social quotes? Wish you could just skeet and if someone quoted it it WOULDNT do better than your original? THEN VOTE FOR ME FOR BEST QUOTE SKEETER IN THE 2026 FLOPSKY AWARDS💜💜💜 I promise to flop so hard you'd almost feel sorry for me💜💜💜💜😎

jealous habaneros:

styrofoam peanuts:

vote for me im the underdog bc I have 1/7 of his following

tayler laughtner:

jakey bakey:

Small packages:

big things coming……

storm troopers:

me selling a car to icona pop:

McDonald's:

Spongebob inventing pretty patties