country girls make deedee megadoo do

clay aiken:

Do yall think elastigirl ever stretches that clit to be dick sized and then pounds Mr. Incredible tf out???????

“if i was invisible…….... wait i already am”

did you know he used to own a ladybug farm? search 'lindsey graham ladybugs' to learn more

out of order urinal:

watching naked and afraid with bestie @iucere.bsky.social and these men are pissing me the fuck off

not being able to sleep, eat, or think because of anxiety omg you people can’t do anythinggg (me)

DONT EAT AT THE BLUESKY GRILL

While we await the next block of winners to be announced, please check out our special performer @braaaf.bsky.social's set for #DisplayFest. We'll be back soon with more #FlopSkyAwards

omg imessage must be down too 😭😭 that's why he's not texting me back

For our first winner we wanted to spotlight the Mother Goose Bloomf award. This is someone that has always brought a sense of warmth, compassion and endearment when they engage here or on stream. They even made a Discord for some bloomfies to connect! Our Mother Goose: @shiftingvisage.bsky.social

danny looks a fucking mess

oh it’s july 1st? oh okay…

This is bone-chilling. A conservative hedge fund manager wants to require little girls to pass genital inspections for their “safety.” And it’s only for girls’ sports. There’s a clear link between transphobia and child sexual abuse.

everyone get in here michael and harper are fighting to see who can chop each other's arms off first www.twitch.tv/harpyeverafter

The Stonewall riots began 57 years ago today. Queer patrons fought back against a police raid at the Stonewall Inn, sparking days of protests against the police and discrimination. Today, the riots are widely recognised as a turning point in fighting for LGBTQ+ rights.

GOOOD MORNING Here it is!! I made this mix and visualizer for #displayfest I hope yall like it 🤩 also CW: some flashing lights and possible kingdom hearts spoilers

GET IN HERE ZOMBOID IS SO MUCH FUN

harpy is live! ahhhh, real zombies! www.twitch.tv/harpyeveraft...

going extra slow at the self checkout before leaving cause I think a man kept staring at me 😃

yall smell that shit? 🤢

I’ve been so gassy but it makes me feel so good

who wants tacos de culo

who wants tacos de toti

who wants tacos de pene

You never know which oomf could be caged with full bush while responding in the group chat

When people start farting you get high on the fumes and pass out

A is on the loose

Who is A

🄿🅄🅂🅂🅈 🄸🄽 🄱🄸🄾

committing an act of self harm by looking back at pictures of when i was happy

That sadness corrupt me

my dog when my sister lunged at him while he was cornered:

If I beat that pussy up, is you gon' tell on me?

My brain is doing things again.

that’s not pan that’s can

well when life hands you lemonade

...you make sure it's not piss before you share it with your loved ones!

Your cat was like no no no girl you’re not going to jerk your pathetic cock

The possibilities are limitless

another storm coming I can’t keep doing this

I’d slapbox the fuck out that vato

customer comes in asking what store is this as if there’s not a big ass sign on the side of the building and on the roof…

when someone says something and you connect the dots from over a year ago

me after eating ceviche but I’m a messy eater