I STAY STRAIGHT I STAY BAD I KEEP MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER IM SO BAD MY HOS MAD IF I GET DRUNK MIGHT HAVE TO RING HER SHE PICK UP THEN WE FUCK I GET SO GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA I NEED SOME DICK FOR TUESDAY LET ME GO PUT OUT SOME FEELERS… WHAT?!!!! 👂✋🎤

hot people think alike

if i have one more person ask me if we have any pokemon cards left i’m gonna go insane

but wow what a moment

The third little pigs house:

customers are being so fucking annoying and uncooperative today oh my god i’m gonna end up losing my job today

CRANKQUETTE!!

congratulations your jean pierre software has been upgraded!

i wanna try ikea food

where the fuck is everybody this is so boring

ARE WE BACK?

BLUESKY WHAT THE FUCK

day 6 😪

@penorsword.bsky.social :

geek bar now with 15% protein!

bitch i tried using all my teeth to chew and got humbled real quick 😭

Last nights fundraiser stream to bail @alterhate.bsky.social out of jail was a success!!!! We managed to raise $0.10 over the course of 2 hours!!!!!! I’d call that a success :~) #imputtingintheworkokay #hatersunite

so madonna is dropping an album

didn’t have to take my pain medicine this morning!!! we going up and sucking dick by the end of the week!!

FLOPSKY LIVE INTERVIEWS HERE www.twitch.tv/lunchlady327

$5 at kohl’s what a steal!!!

NOBODY MAKE JP LAUGH

V after being released in the new alphabet update:

who said a girl without wisdom teeth can’t eat bloomf’s hairy sweaty ass

me listening to gracie abrams:

i rlly woke up the skyline with that one huh wow alterhate ur mind is so powerful

I know what @alterhate.bsky.social is wearing

who is hosting the 2026 flopsky awards?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!

bf said if i’m healed enough by friday he’ll take me out to get pedicures and dinner 😭 mouth do your thing!!!

i’ll suck a fart out your ass just pass me a lil cash

i shouldn’t have eaten the chili from wendys

bella hadid:

She actually said "should we tell Jean Pierre" once over breakfast

who should i cosplay next? 🤔 #alterhaters i need ur help!! comment down below and make sure to like and follow <3 #lunchladyouwillalwaysbeakhia

“#1 lunchable” my ASS. I’m trying my best!!!!!!

omg I was @alterhate.bsky.social’s 420th follower hehe blaze it smoke weed every day

i wonder if bella hadid knows i exist

rope:

good morning i’m at work 2 hours before opening, mouth sore, gums still bleeding a bit 🫩 nobody try me today

hay on the farm:

ummmm @alterhate.bsky.social im at the restaurant where are you? your food is ready

i’m sorry but that performance was ass.. literally shit from a butt 😭 it’s still so crazy to me how men get praised and called genius for doing the bare minimum and literally playing with your money.. couldn’t be me!!

good morning everyone