Is this the guy who's wife Crazy Candice Owens was transvestigating? Like is she the one that Candice Owens was saying was actually this guy's dad who he was fucking or something

good morning

now who just deactivated

I love my mutuals!!!! Green dot is probably Carl, but I don't know who the fuck the blue dot is

bloomfie bubble <3

HE MUST BE STOPPED!!!

Behind the funnel cake stand sucking clown dick:

Me in the hall of mirrors:

Sunday scaries wanting to creep in hard

Can we move on from that shit ass album now

The Gen x in me jumping out with the urge to reply to people with this gif

Just thought about TLOAS quality compared to this and kinda burst out laughing. What the fock are you doing @taylorswift13

Legitimate sidegrade to generous gift -1 mana, and you lose out on killing planeswalkers/lands/artifacts, but you gain the ability to gravehate at instant speed which in some metas is like more required than those 3 things combined (me my meta) Insane card

This being so fucking bass boosted

@yelyahwilliams your album is amazing I should have kept my mouth shut on your weird release

The Government:

Taylor Swift:

That one song:

Maxine is X

Rosemary is Rosemary's Baby

Luigi Mangione:

gm followers

When I see @crackiefuckinglee.bsky.social in my notifs

our beloved saint, Lady of Lunches 😍 she’s so beautiful 😇🙏✝️

u hit that nail right on the head!

lowkey digging this new underground artist i discovered omgg!!

Tim Cook:

going to a JLO concert cause i need some time alone

Didn't mean for this to come off as misogynistic. The concept of a woman being wet didn't disgust me btw. I was seeing a woman for a while who would get turned on by getting in fights with me publicly that lyric really reminded me of that.

Anywho stream Sympathy is a Knife

Arlinn wishes a happy PSL season to all who celebrate, and a merry pupcup to the goodest boys

Like ignoring this being a much better song, it's not even really a diss track

Listening to the Charli XCX diss track and got to the part where she says "it's making me wet" and I had a visceral sick feeling that no song has ever given me before... So congrats Taylor Swift? Nobody's ever disgusted me like this

She said TTPD wasn’t where the bad and weird writing stopped

14 yo me watching iCarly:

Taydolf Swiftler disstrack at charli being real oh lord

i’m not superstitious, just a little stitious

my friend who changed her name to Clare:

Daily incantations, manifestations and unwell wishes towards the morally bankrupt and frankly disgusting production of the upcoming Scream 7 have been completed.

#SmilingFriends being back this weekend NATURE IS HILLING

Jesus Christ leave me the fuck oh my God another is calling right now

Parrots when their pirate captain throws a cracker at them but it flies over the edge of the ship:

Crackheads waking up:

Is this about Mariah Carey?

Can't get the mutuals tab to load... Y'all got to be patient for your daily likes today

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

Nothing will ever beat this tho

This apple is my favorite image right now. Thank you too whichever beloved mutual I stole this photo from