Gun to my head? No. Taser to my pussy.

no exaggeration she is totally 100% correct at this point…

BODY TO BODY WE COULDNT GET MORE ELECTRIC

All of us when Lunch Lady streams

the gulf of mexico in 2010:

Boom Boom Meow

raye i saw ur husband sucking dl trade dick and getting loads up the ass

I’m predicting that Stop That Train will become the counterculture hit that effortlessly ushers us into Woke 2.0 and I am going to appreciate it more this time

everyone processing this

Goodnight

ARBOK! USE SEXISTENTIAL!

it's so quiet luxury old money core

Judge Judy:

Can't wait to go home

Guys we are so fucked

they made the greatest film of all time

Lemonade stand owners

Purplewooper shoving quarters up their ass rn

THIS BUTTGINA MAY CONTAIN LOADS.

Bwahaha

Somebody just mistaked me for my 67 year old father. I'm gonna kill myself

Slayyyter after some Jose Cuervo:

Oomf just told me something horrific

Okaaaayyy

Can’t listen to new music bc I need to go to bed

wfh? That's Waffle House in my mind

Natalie Imbruglia cherishings on the timeline 🤩🤩🤩

the humble jacket potato

My 2 year old niece, Carmah (pronounced Karma)

i know we're all tired of chappell roan discourse but one final thing i'll say is every time something like this happens it makes it sooo easy to remember why tabloids and paparazzis were able to get away with so much awful nasty behaviour in the 90s and 00s

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Andy Cohen feud

Okaaaayyy

@sentimentbot.bsky.social 🖕

Dianna Agron

she got the dookie cut

why this picture

Bruce Wayne:

Measuring tapes

whenever my friends say they’re deleting their social media account i immediately make two nearly identical ones using their likeness. i call it hydragram

Some photos I took that I thought were pretty aesthetic

Didn't actually go to sleep yet oops