@ the US government

Megan Fox IS Toy Chica and she needs an Oscar for her voice performance

I've awarded myself the first ever Magic the Gathering Peace Prize. I'm honored to accept this award for my work with you assholes

Rocks when they are polished:

One of these quotes got to be good enough

Lunch Lady on Opposite Day

Hillary Clinton:

Poor strip club owners

all their posts with taylor's music are still up btw which is extremely telling given uhhhh... taylor

Beach goers

Wait this project's getting a little crazy because now I've decided that the resort should have rooms dedicated to different mutuals... This is getting out of hand

I'm doing this in the Sims 3 tonight. I don't even give a fuck I neeeed a meg park ASAP

katniss:

Quote your art with glasses on!

What do you guys use instead of Spotify. I'm on a Google pixel so apple music isn't an option

Everyone go report this ass hat of an account for harassing my bf on here

Feel bad saying good morning when I've been up for hours now, but I want to make a good morning post... Can this just be a hey y'all post?

I'm so fucking tired for no reason and I can't leave for 2 more hours

Hayley Williams on Where the Lines Overlap:

Looks like I'm going to have to remove the first movie from my "How are they going to explain that to the police cinematic universe" list

Hmmm, from the meta game breakdown article for wolrds...

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

this is so funny I saw it an hour ago and I'm still thinking about it lmao

we wrap in early january 👀🤭

Shouldn't have worn Crocs it's like 20°

Am I horny or am I just anxious about the state of things and looking to relieve the discomfort

Found a lunch lady cookie @braaaf.bsky.social

Where are you?!?

Got here 20 mins early and am stuck here waiting for my dad

I pulled the ugliest card yesterday I can't believe it. I want to like it but it's so blurry.

Beautiful. #mtgxatla

I hate when I eat a salad and some skinny bitch says "good for you"

Me on election night 2020 naming cats after the states that hadn't been called yet

a fireplace warming up a house in the south:

Have to drop my car off at 8 to get it serviced

The world is my oyster And I’m the only…girl

…

I think the housewive’s problems would just go away on their own if they committed to only calling her Lisa Fart-low

season 3 premiere tomorrow who's ready...🌭

remembered im going to die one day

me when i light the cum scented candle that causes memory loss:

Your top song:

Me watching everyone post their Spotify Wrapped today

Good morning

Spotify Wrapped finally!!!