feeling sad and isolated getting trapped indoors for yet another blizzard this winter so doing the only obvious thing - watching the shining

when you spend too long fisting your grass-type starter pokemon

I physically cannot stop eating ass

“Floop should’ve been at the club” floop should’ve been ass up blindfolded sorry

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me

"Show hole pole or soles" why don't you show Kindness. why don't you show Intellect

kelela discography save me

the last mosquito that bit me had to check into the betty ford clinic

soul calibur >>> tekken

woof

when you're trying to concentrate but it's #fcf so he won't stop throbbing

#fcf only comes once a week

laughing is actually directly connected to the boochie muscle so guys that make you laugh can hit it

we still talk about you...

oh she's fuckin takin it

impaling with the spear of longinus is the moderate option

work putting me through an anxiety attack during a silent hill new game announcement... they hate me so bad

i'm gangbanged teddiursa next

and when I say this should have been bigger than Motivation what then

i need an emotional support diet orange soda sooo bad rn

can we stay up all night? fuck a jet lag #humpday

and the light is coming... the light is coming was not supposed to be the cop lights coming for her p*do husband

He is built for winters like this❄️ Thank you so much too💙 🎨: @lewalrus.bsky.social

Spice World

repost if you like diet coke or snowballing with your bros

she was so happy to hear what singing sounds like

#fcf only comes once a week

i'm in a straight bar. they're only playing lil wayne. the men next to me are debating if trump is in the epstein files and how hot sydney sweeney is on a new magazine cover. this is not an snl skit!!!

there is silent hill everywhere for those with eyes to see

Yes.

of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, "dad pussy" is the most beautiful

Bluesky tbh

oh nooo i drank the diet coke that turns you into a chop ho :c

"I asked ChatGPT" Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me

they’ve radicalized the cock posters

if there's one thing about me it's i'm gonna be in the bath tub #humpday

I don't wanna go to work right now...

Toadette drunk texting Birdo

it took 6 whole hours and five long days for all your lies to come undone \m/

wish i was getting so gay off that tequila instead of so insecure off that fanta zero

365 mormon girl

i ask myself at work every day

when you're trying to concentrate but it's #fcf so he won't stop throbbing

happy #fcf everyone he's poppin out my shorts

opening bluesky on fridays

joining the war on #fcf on the side of the fat cocks