#fcf only comes once a week

Save me from this hellish nightmare I wake up in everyday, Zara Larsson!

i'm in a straight bar. they're only playing lil wayne. the men next to me are debating if trump is in the epstein files and how hot sydney sweeney is on a new magazine cover. this is not an snl skit!!!

there is silent hill everywhere for those with eyes to see

Yes.

of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, "dad pussy" is the most beautiful

Bluesky tbh

oh nooo i drank the diet coke that turns you into a chop ho :c

"I asked ChatGPT" Why not instead ask me instead over a nice glass of amontillado, I have a cask in my basement if you'll just follow me

they’ve radicalized the cock posters

if there's one thing about me it's i'm gonna be in the bath tub #humpday

I don't wanna go to work right now...

Toadette drunk texting Birdo

it took 6 whole hours and five long days for all your lies to come undone \m/

wish i was getting so gay off that tequila instead of so insecure off that fanta zero

365 mormon girl

i ask myself at work every day

when you're trying to concentrate but it's #fcf so he won't stop throbbing

happy #fcf everyone he's poppin out my shorts

opening bluesky on fridays

joining the war on #fcf on the side of the fat cocks

bluesky and instragram having a mid-off to see who can have the least functional ui

if there's one thing about me it's i'm gonna be in the bath tub #humpday

i gave away my original series PSP to my ex when we broke up bc i am a *dumb bitch*

focus

i would be such a good FF top bc i have such tiny hands... baby's first fisting top

people with full beards calling themselves twinks...

i get so submissive off that bud light

My beard needs a cum treatment

dopamine

verbal king anthem. my time to shine...

flight attendant 😏

wallet, hand sanitizer, and breath spray are left. phone is right. always. (virgo)

anyone else get the mindset when they see a hot guy, instead of being aroused, immediately feels insecure and not hot enough? scrolling bluesky is torturing myself rn. i know everyone gets insecure but like guys you'd normally be turned on by and you can't get your brain to think that way

i get so gay off that vida tequila

there's blood in my mouth cause I've been biting my tongue all week 🦊

Espurr 0.O

madonna and big tentacles are two of my favorite interests

i love control i love alan wake i love remedy

2016 vs. 2026

me on saturdays at 12:01 am

throwback cozy #humpday bc I'm sick and sleepy

by 30 you should have a designated friend for every niche interest of yours. I have a friend with which I have only communicated through Weezer memes for years now

accidentally took my wellbutrin at 5pm

Im all for believing women… but Sabrina Carpenter, I’m starting to think that some of that WAS a metaphor!

Remember how this made Hank FERAL

surprise under the gym shorts

Utada Hikaru in Sanctuary: