today has been too much and it's not 1 pm yet

goodnight boys!

a man with a gold chain is a whore and that’s that

And it is! Go read it!!

james sunderland: i’m looking for my wife have u seen her?🥺 maria:

boring straight boy underwear today

goodmorning divas

boring straight boy underwear today

can't keep a bad bitch down for long 🔓

throwback pic bc I did not take one for #humpday this week oops

wake up honey X is officially an adult 🫩

mine are the same as his hehe 😇

please don’t call my name when I submit to you this way i’m a dog for you

throwback pic bc I did not take one for #humpday this week oops

i got a bad idea

the one guy who doesn't tell everyone else he already got bit by a zombie...

i got a bad idea

Pam Oliver and Eddie Hennessy

me on opposite day:

guy who I briefly dated when I was 20 and is now a priest.... it's so OVER for you!

PAY ATTENTION TO WHO MAKES YOUR DAYS EASIER & BETTER

this album is literally perfect and should be required reading for all gay 30-somethings

and watch things on vcr 📼 with me and talk about big love

ENOUGH WITH STUPID SEQUELS

you're not going to talk about my character when you've left 2 children in austraila

Post your favorite beanie baby. have always been a big ole nelly queen bc why was he my favorite 😭

merry christmas here I am boyyy

busy day and i *must* feel cute later and take hump day pics as a treat

i need to go to the eternal sunshine tour it is so serious 😭

ok congress im so excited lets get this discussion started

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.

will goon for eggnog

eggnog for dessert

now just regular MAGA

*stares wistfully at my bedroom ceiling*

i think i'm gonna die in this house

haven't seen wicked part one yet but i have had the wicked margs at chilis

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. butt 2. silent hill obsession 3. late night anxiety posts

logging onto bsky

my eyes are always sleepy but the bags under them this week have crazyyy. the stress is showing on my face

How it feels to like a reply within 37s

me in 2015

i would give up any food or substance before i thought about giving up diet soda 💙