Wdym Heated Rivalry won a Peabody today

Man I was talking to has a handlebar mustache now…why

Brooklyn ex is dating this guy I used to thirst follow on twitter now

“But Charli’s quote has lingered in my head ever since listening to Jessie Ware’s dead-on-arrival sixth record, Superbloom.” I’m sorry I love Jessie but this made me cackle

My friend has been a bit of a dommy mommy with this guy she’s been seeing and she just told me that she got a lil too into it last night and accidentally made him cry

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Just saw a group pic from the bars last night 🥴

Ended up going home with both of them and we took turns crackin his date 😅

Ran into the guy who ghosted me at the bar and he’s with a date but now he’s ignoring his date and talking to me

So we definitely bulked up a bit over the past year 😅

Getting moderately gay off that mescal

Hung doctor asked me out to dinner this weekend

When I’m knocking everyone’s drinks over trying to do this choreo at the bar

Think I might actually like this new Jessie Ware album more than That Feels Good 👀 however What’s Your Pleasure? is still her magnum opus 🤌🏼

New Tyla and Zara song needs a remix ASAP cause that song goes absolutely nowhere :/

New Honey Dijon album

Lena Dunham and Lorde drama made me start a Girls rewatch and I just got to one of my fave Marnie scenes

Moving to NYC in less than 2 months and my body is not summer ready at all

Need these hiring managers to start responding a bit faster 🫠

So nice outside today so I’ll be blasting this with the windows down

Friend was FaceTiming me while she toured this apartment in Brooklyn we’re interested in and when the realtor went to open one of the bedroom doors there was a fully naked man in the bed??

I don’t think I even care enough to hate watch Euphoria this season :/

Me after making out with a 6’7” Colombian man at Hush last night

Might have bit off more than my hole could chew last night

Ex fraternity president I drunkenly hooked up with is at this housewarming party with his new gf

Heading into the city tonight for my ex frat president’s housewarming party and i’m gonna be surrounded by all my fraternity brothers I haven’t seen in years

Best New Music Friday so far this year 😮‍💨

Oh you know the DJ?

Trying to make friends after college

Just started my Girls rewatch

Seated 💆🏻‍♂️

Last night being the house party from hell after a friend got caught sucking this guy’s dick in the guest bedroom by his (female) fiancé. We thought she was his hag that entire night 🥴

Sksks the way we were drunk snapchatting last night and he said he wants to kiss the fuck out of me my next visit

Using my dimples and chest hair to get sales today at work

Gonna need a Girlicious reunion to happen next

What the hell is this weather this week?? Crazy thunderstorm last night and now snow

This morning’s soundtrack

I always fill my tank up at half a tank and today it cost as much as a full tank

This weather 🫦

I simply refuse to acknowledge that it’s going back to 30 degree weather next week 🙂‍↔️

My 5’2” blonde trainer tried to kill me this leg day but I survived ☝🏼

Well looks like there’s a chance I might be moving to Brooklyn this summer

Oh so those nudity filters are fully not working on here anymore 💀 Opened this app up at work and was greeted with full hole

This hangover is whoopin my ass

I ascended when I heard this on the dance floor last night 🪩

Being force fed shots SOS

Oomf getting called all types of white boy and colonizer for using the word trade wrong 😭

It’s snowing again

One of our managers left last month and I’ve basically been doing all of their work without the title or pay increase…a raise is needed