This man wants me to come over to his place to hook up while he’s doing conference calls and I just know with my luck he’s gonna accidentally unmute and his clients are gonna hear me giving him the gluck gluck 5000

Another hot 35 yr old has given me the ick because they posted AI on their insta story 😔

Should I try out for the gay rugby league this spring 😗

Introduced my coworkers to one of the greatest pop songs of all time today

Edible has been consumed

My friend met my man Manu Rios in Brazil

Made a drink and put on one of the greatest movies of all time Spy (2015)

How I’m gonna be during this snow storm

Omg the Eagle actually closing for the blizzard…this storm is serious

One of the greatest songs of all time

Just saw the snow estimates for this storm coming tomorrow

I love them together idc

I only like two songs 🫤

Heated Rivalry stans not knowing who Orville Peck is and asking why the hamburglar is taking pics with Connor 💀

My boss taking a weekend off after coming back from a two week vacation in Wilton Manors..okay diva

Fellas is it gay to enjoy the company of your bros in the cool, dark of the multiplex while sharing a buttery popcorn and a crisp Diet Coke

She can swallow knives 🗣️ open.spotify.com/track/2LW2Or...

Jade’s album remains the best Little Mix solo album 🙂‍↕️

The Taylor Swiftication of Hilary Duff

Greatest UK girl group of all time 🤌🏼 insane bridge 😮‍💨

The way you move so scandalous 🗣️

Jade was amazing last night but I wanna fight whoever turned the heat all the way up in House of Blues cause they had the gays sweating like crazy and some of these twinks did not have on deodorant 🥴

Jade concert last night has me listening to all of my fave UK girl groups today

Boston here I come

Was measuring a client’s inseam today and he got rock hard and winked when I noticed

Now why are you cruising me at work on ash wednesday

Well…

So there’s this perfect song…

Jacob Elordi in Wuthering Heights 🫦

God I love messy Hell’s Kitchen gays cause wdym you waited for your best friend to move down to Miami before you started dating their ex boyfriend of 5 years

Platonic Twink™️ invited me to go see Wuthering Heights tonight

Always thinking about her

I’ll always think about how my boss has beef with Billy Eichner and Ben Platt cause they were dicks to him at Bear Week one summer

Year of the whores YESSSSSSSS

Apparently half of the men that I’ve hooked up with in Boston are gonna be at the Jade concert tomorrow so this should be fun

Vyvanse and cold brew just kicked in

Oomf randomly deleting his ig and bluesky accounts 👀

Thinking about how I devoured oomf’s ass like it was my last meal on earth this weekend

UK pop music is always so fun

One of my friends sent me a vid of them at Carnival in Brazil and my god the asses on some of these men 😵‍💫

This has been stuck in my head all day

Now why did this man just call me the rim reaper cause of how well I ate his ass

Not them putting the twink from Hamnet in a thong

Watching The Living End (1992) just to feel something

Friend invited me to go to the bars with him and his bf tonight

disassociating

Just ran into the ghost of facefuckings past at this bday party

Went through the guest list of the bday party I’m supposed to go to tonight and it contains many of my opps and several demon twinks

Me last weekend helping a couple heal 🫶🏼