It finally happened. Two guys that I used to talk to started dating

Walking around sipping my dirty chai latte and listening to my indie sleaze playlist

Clair Obscur slander on the TL won’t be tolerated

R&B girls in horror films, 2000s

I am such a homosexual part 2 (went through the guncle’s old record collection)

Did not expect to run into billy eichner at the eagle last night

“It takes a village to raise a child.” The village:

Need more friends that actually wanna go out and dance 🫠

Ye’s Apothecary in LES I will always love you 😩

ok grl, that’s just afters…

not flirting, just hot and talking.

NYC here I come

Thinking about oomf and their massive pecs

Already love Afterglow more than Eusexua simply because Childlike Things isn’t on it 😗

Got an Amtrak ticket to the city for $22

Summer Walker sampling one of my fave Beyonce songs on the new album 🙂‍↕️

Straight guy from high school sent me a drunk dick pic on snap and it’s so thick 🥲

Saw some recent pics of Meghan Trainor today and truly thought it was Dylan Mulvaney at first

Think it’s time for a new bookcase 😅

Watching Sucker Punch and forgot how they yassified Oscar Isaac

Doing a double feature of Frankenstein and Crimson Peak tn

I’m so high rn sksks

Took an edible and it made me think I could still hit Jamie’s notes in the Last Five Years 🥴💀

Why have we had gale force winds in new england for the past two weeks

My vyvanse has me absolutely feral today 😵‍💫

Why is Hayley Williams performing in these small ass venues for this tour 😩 I’m not ready to fight these tweens for tickets

Need these girls to pay that stylist so they can look good when they accept their Grammy 🙂‍↕️ open.spotify.com/track/7cjUFC...

Love being a #gaymer

Decided to finally check this out. Let’s see if it’s better than the first 🎮

Need white boys to look like Brandon Boyd again

Face is starting to break out

First two seasons of Real Housewives of Melbourne are now on Peacock 🚨🚨🚨

Friend asked me if I’d be their roommate in Boston and I told them absolutely not I need real nightlife 🙂‍↔️

Been waiting on this since July 😌

Every guy has a dick but not every guy has a cock

Home sick in bed so Ugly Betty rewatch is now 🙂‍↕️

Titties bounce to the beat of the bassline Pretty ass face make these hoes commit hate crimes

Back home from the hospital and on prescription strength painkillers 💆🏻‍♂️

Stomach pain from last night was actually kidney stones so now I’m in the ER 😃

Wdym Katseye got two Grammy noms but Ravyn Lenae didn’t get any

Listening to the new Rosalia

Ready to be back in NYC next weekend

Noooo you're too beautiful to be employed

Demon Twink that I ended things with back in January has been popping up on my friends’ IG stories lately and I’m not looking forward to running into him or his twin brother at the bars this weekend 😒

Guy last night said my dick was too thick to go in him 😅

Rewatching Grey’s for the first time in over a decade and just got to the scene where we meet mother kuntress Addison Shepherd

Need all the people that said they’d leave NYC if Zohran won to get to stepping so I can get my $750 studio

This is the last day you can legally post this

Bluesky rn