Need my oomfs to know that if I ever mention you have a big nose it’s a compliment and I need you bad

Got clocked by my manager for flirting with this customer I was styling cause he mentioned he was going to the world economic forum and I want a free trip to Switzerland sksk

There’s this one Columbus gay with an insane ass that always pops on my socials and every time I see him I can’t help but think that he looks like a sexy Edgar Allan Poe

What are 4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back?

My fave Beyonce album turns 20 this year 🙂‍↕️

Me at work rn cause I accidentally took two vyvanse and chugged a cold brew

This could’ve been my backyard 🥲

Every Monday at work I think I about the older rich gay couple that asked me to live with them and be their personal assistant/driver and how I should’ve taken them up on their offer 🫠

Thinking about blonde François Arnaud

Monday again

Have spent my entire day rotting in bed 😌

Chinese food has been ordered and now it’s time to rot in bed and watch movies

Finally started Industry and I can’t stop watching

Had an amazing bday and a great start to the year 😌 Thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday! 🤍

Love my bday being New Year’s Day cause I can just go to any NYE party and it’s basically a bday party

And just like that I’m 29 🤪

Ready to dance until 5am

Gorgeous gorgeous film

Educating my Gen Z coworkers by blasting this album at full volume on my speaker today

The world needs more Patsy Stone

Popped a vyvanse and decided to deep clean my room and bathroom

Put on my Golden Hour vinyl and we’re yearning tonight

I blacked out

Barnes & Noble has a 25% off sale on Vinyl and I have two gifts cards from Christmas… i’m about to pillage this store

A perfect song

Took an edible and put on Velvet Rope by Janet 💆🏻‍♂️

Straight friend from high school sent me a pic asking if it was good enough for hinge and it’s legit him flexing nude with an eggplant emoji covering his dick??

No one wants to go out tonight cause of the snow

Bored and have no clue what to do with myself rn

My manager asking us to come in two hours earlier the morning after a snowstorm 🤨 we all said absolutely not we’ll see you at our original time

Had a slight breakdown today and chopped all my hair off 🤪

Woke up and was greeted with champagne and homemade cinnamon rolls 😌

Ok kinda ate with this

Got a little messy tonight 👨🏻‍🍳

Finally home after working a 8hr shift and dealing with crazy holiday shoppers

I’m in heat

Out to dinner with Emotional Support Twink

Formative scene for me

Forgot Daniel Craig’s fine ass was in Tomb Raider

Rewatching Tomb Raider and Angelina truly was perfectly cast in this

Edible just hit

Replaying Expedition 33 from the beginning

Jk my scrapper snapped in half when I was clearing my car off

God I love fresh snow

Good morning

Who’s coming with me to audition for season 2 of Heated Rivalry

This man in my store wearing gray sweatpants has the biggest dick print i’ve ever seen and my manager and I are trying to be so respectful and not look rn

And if I said this was a top 3 Charli song open.spotify.com/track/3VOc8X...

Well there goes my social life for the next week