a twink tried to fight me over this coat

David Lynch would’ve loved Gabby Windey

Strategically posting more pics with hair to combat the “is he bald under all those hats” allegations (also these shorts are too big)

I leave this app for awhile when the takes get too unhinged but I’ll always return to be a whore ❤️

Hungover and left weed and bowl at besties… should I kms

You’ve got to just(!)

She Lives

More people need to spend time as a Madonna stan online

Happy 4/20 bruh… light it UP

Why are the pod save guys such relentless dorks

You leaving my apartment:

Couch bound by 10 iktrrrr

I love being sober sister at the bar

Line for the bathroom at the gay bar did not find my meeting in the ladies room joke funny at all

stop right now! thank you very much…

YALLL two of my absolute favs are coming to Denver for a FREE con 🥺 it’s like I’m supposed to be here 😭😭😭

ALERT ALERT AN UNDERRATED MADONNA SONG HAS HIT SHUFFLE

Oh baby that’s a mannnnn (who is going to STINK when he gets here) 😍

‘The Brady Bunch Movie’ by a mile

liberals on this microblogging website

The cantina music from Star Wars was my alarm to wake up years ago and she still recognizes it 🥺

couple looking for 3rd / mean twinks

The droids in Star Wars are stand ins for f*ggots. In this essay…

Elphaba or whatever:

Took a lil gay stroll again ☀️

Wrote ya, told ya…

Had a bad day yesterday and tried to put on face for new man, who clocked it, then said “feel the mood, I know it’s not about me, and you’re my man grumpy too” 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

Strut doesn’t seem gay enough for how I’m walking to this rn

Will always go feral for this one 🪩💘

Almost dinner time…

went to church this morning ⛪️

Butch queen

Hard launching, or whatever, this goober as my boo thang 💘

Me watching this finale so far

Natalie with a drag king now????

$7.31 for one cheesy gordita crunch should be criminal imo

Me, but when they haven’t seen a lick of Buffy

🫠

bro (romantically).

Uh oh

Girl shut upppp lmfao

15 years of Jill Roberts !!!!!! YES GODDD

YES GODDD

Mr potato head kinda hot… thoughts?

Spy allegations 😭😭 my secret agent queen

Instagram PLEASE I’m screaming

yo big dog, im gonna need u to drop them drawers

Gay people really love being misogynistic clowns sometimes. It’s in that part of their broken brains that compels them to run around looking for straight men’s approval and heteronormativity. Of course, they frame this in a lame ironic comedy style that hasn’t ever been funny. Anyway…

I want to live my life in this promo shoot