Made something very dumb and fun today btw

Another first date tonight

ngl she kinda makes it twitch 🫨

In the name of the moon…

Gonna start replying to hot pics with “WOOF! There it ISSS!”

Carmen is still that girl btw

nicki minaj acting a fool again

Yes ma’am 🙂‍↕️

Whitney Rose, I ride soooo hard for you ❣️

It’s giving big hard c*cks between Andy and Bronwyn at this reunion #RHOSLC

A “deviled egg” GET IT

Finally confident in talking about that botched ass without the 3 barbs left swarming me

Will never get over her having the audacity to talk about her “hood love” 😵‍💫

Just realized my first date tonight kinda looks like if @bradytbh.bsky.social & @ml993.bsky.social finally made a baby 👶🏻

Ummmm why did Mario Cantone from Sex and the City take a journey through my IG last night….. baby, I’ll marry you

Another day of existing bloop

"Abolish ICE" Sticker spotted in St Paul, Minnesota

Forgot about this and I’m losing it

Young Katya or Young Whitney Rose?

Need someone to hold and lay their head on my butt like this 🥹

Need a bf so bad 😫 (to keep my water full and remind me to hydrate)

This hair piece Katya has been wearing is growing on me so much that I kinda wanna do it to my actual hair…. Why

Explain Zara Larsson to me like I’m an old man (I am)

Instagram has to be stopped

Dale deserves the world

Need gabbriette to get away from THAT man so I can openly and full throatily stan

Have this idea for a stand up bit but I need to know if it’s too dark lol Most of my ex lovers or partners are dead. When I tell new romantic interests this, it sounds like *I* killed them.

Come with me…

I don’t mind dating younger in theory but the first time someone calls me Daddy, I’m going full Joker

Finding out that some of y’all are 23-25 is not sitting right with my 35yo spirit……..

Imagine these 3 weirdos together

Don’t make me singggg

Kathy Hilton to that f*ggot DJ:

This face card does not need defending, thank you! That’s what my legal team is for.

URRRRRsher baby

I’m sorry but the bar I might work at just went from Britney’s Crazy to Wannabe to Vogue 🥹

Britney’s ‘Crazy’ in a packed bar…. Immaculate

Ummm think I just got an on the spot job at the gay bar and if y’all been following for awhile yk I’ve been dyyyyingggg for a f*ggy job woooohoooo

Shout if you’re in Brooklyn

Dude I feel sooo good and grown up when I do this 🙂‍↕️🤠

Guaranteed dopamine rush 🙂‍↕️

Wait I keep forgetting I see Lily in Brooklyn in April☠️☠️☠️

Posted a shirtless and clothed pic today after I saw that post testing which is more liked on here…. Yall really DO like clothed more and that’s honestly kinda wholesome cunt to meeee❣️

if I send you this, it means I’m lost #rhop #realhousewives

I’m a romantic, I’m sorry… I would just like a man’s hands on my (tinyyyyyy🤩) waist

Ernest Goes to Costco

Potomac being perfect tv again seriously makes me emotional

And the tea scalded me

The 6 women at the table are all that we need back btw 😊 they held this episode down soooo well

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