Thus confirming my long held suspicion that episodes three to seven of Inferno were completely made up.

Just telling my roommate that I think the plumber she hired is a bit of a cowboy, and like a fucking divine comedy from above, the radiator gurgled and started spraying water everywhere.

The Doctor: Where did Sarah Jane go off to? The Brigadier: She's probably out there doing journalism again. The Average Sarah Jane Subplot:

I was genuinely tempted not to pin this like my other comics due to the compression fucking up the halftones; does anyone on the #art side of Bluesky know how to counteract the compression on here?

The First Doctor after lying about Weapons of Mass Destruction on Peladon to fabricate a casus belli for Gallifrey and its allies.

Sylvester McCoy be like

Someone I haven't spoken to in years just sent me a picture of them in America hanging out with Catherine Tate? Every time I ask about it, he just sends me another photo. I now have eight photos of him hanging out with Catherine Tate? What does he mean by this? What is my reaction meant to be?

The latest issue of Leese on Life; this one's a bit of a local one, so if you're from anywhere other than Staffs, don't feel bad for not understanding the references to local legends.

The guy in charge of Nintendo was Doug *Bowser*? What sort of lazy world building is that? Is the next Doctor Who show runner going to be called Doug Turoo or something?

Me whenever I discover a retro low budget 'so bad it's enjoyable' horror movie that has to rely on cheap shock value to make up for the lack of good story

During the lockdown for Covid-19, my Uni lecturer had her background unblurred once and it turned out she was playing the game 'Plague Inc' on the desktop mac behind her. There was a pandemic going on and she decided what her day needed was more pandemics.

It's a difficult episode of Doctor Who to recommend. Not because it's bad or anything, it's just tricky over text. "Hey, do you reckon I should watch some Fifth Doctor stories at some point? If so, which one?" 'Kinda.' "Kinda? It's a yes or no question."

I know it's hit and miss for some people, but one thing I absolutely love Doctor Who doing is

Another soul sees the light! Praise be Capaldi!

My autism problem is constantly spending too much money on Doctor Who audio dramas I can't afford.

Listening to Nekromanteia for the first time be like

I've been reading a dissertation from 1759 about vampires; and I think I've discovered why we no longer use the 'long s'.

One of Doctor Who's greatest mysteries is why every episode of 'The Trial of a Time Lord' decides the final shot should be just

I don't want to get negative but is it me, or do most Doctor Who comics seem to have a really uninspired style to their lettering? Even when they try to do something unique or different:

When you think you're about to take a two and a half hour bus trip to Croydon from Thornbury, but realise that everyone at the bus stop sounds like they're from North East Scotland:

If you want to see for yourself, here is an Internet Archive copy of the dictionary used in the third picture. An interesting observation for those unaware is that some of the words use the 'long s' or 'medial s' (ſ) which is why things like 'passing' looks like it's spelled 'paffing'.

Doctor Who - Spearhead from Space (1970)

Me trying to work out which characters, words, and sentences I can do without to be under the Bluesky character limit:

Me on film night; trying to avoid eye contact with my friend after the 1983 Dutch horror-movie about a haunted lift I chose turned out to be crap.

How finding a new Sarah Jane Smith image to add to the collection in the wild feels after my original source vanished before I could collect them all:

I give it three years before Big Finish references this as if it was the actual seventh Doctor instead of Sylvester McCoy.

Fuck it. I got up and turned it on just to post it.

I have the perfect Sarah Jane image for suddenly waking up at 3:09am BST craving a red velvet cupcake; it’s on my PC and I’m not going to get up and turn it on just to post it, but fam — let me tell you something — it would have made you go: “Wow! that *is* the perfect image for that exact moment!”.

Me when someone says something incorrect about Doctor Who, but they have their replies off so I can't correct them like the annoying geek I am: (It's the fourth time I've seen this incorrect piece of trivia & I feel like a scientist in a zombie movie hopelessly watching the zombie pathogen spread.)

She’s the one who taught Jon Pertwee Hokkien, which he was determined to learn for his scene in The Mind of Evil instead of making random sounds like in Talons of Weng Chiang. Apparently he was bad at it, and despite teaching him the lines, Pik-Sen Lim couldn’t understand a word he was saying.

Can’t wait for the announcement of the Switch remaster;

If Doctor Who Adventures was still running, this picture’d be in the Fact File section for The Ravagers, and it’d have a little speech bubble coming out of Swarm’s mouth that says ‘tickle tickle.’

I'm no graphic designer — so pardon it for being a bit shit — but I quickly mocked up this. I just think a good Doctor Who logo needs to be sleek, modern, and a little bit campy.

THE TARDIS IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE DOCTORS ENEMIES! HARRIET JONES, PRIMEMINISTER! USE THE POWER OF BRITISH TABLOID SEXISM TO DEFEAT HER! OH NO! HORATIO CHINN HAS JOINED THE BATTLE WITH HIS 8 RIGHT-WING SOUND EFFECTS! GET OUT OF HERE! THE NEW DOCTOR WHO POLITICS ACTION FIGURE RANGE! From Character

The Doctor walks into his new TARDIS when the porch doors are closed and is like ‘bloody hell. It’s the same size on the inside as it is on the outside’ before remembering there’s a second set of doors he needs to open.

Doctor What

I reckon the answer to this would be making the show a main story which they keep secret, but also have filler stories that are unconnected in audio-drama form on BBC Sounds, and an ongoing web comic on the BBC website. Both free for License players, both used to hype the brand & promote the show.

I’m usually really good at Doctor Who lore, but I don’t understand where this Doctor Who episode fits into the timeline of the show.

Jurassic Park has always made me wish Doctor Who would just straight up blatantly rip off movies but with The Doctor inserted into them after the inciting incident Just for fun, y’know? Imagine The Doctor appearing in a Jurassic Park clone, or an Evil Dead clone, or Shin Godzilla, or The Mist etc.

Liz Shaw felt like the natural ‘next step’ for the characterisation of female companions in Doctor Who after Zoe. I think the Zoe->Liz->Jo->Sarah-Jane progression really laid the foundation for the strong women characters that exist in Doctor Who today & each companion after that built on it.

Season 3’s finale references an *earlier* Season *6* scene? I don’t think that’s how numbers work R2D2. Does anyone actually fall for these AI news sites?

God, that Superman movie was just so heart warming. Soup for the soul.

Light spoilers for the new Jodie Whitaker Big Finish, but her Sonic Screwdriver at around 44:30 did the three taps one hold sound effect that you could do with this model of Sonic Screwdriver toy.

What the Doctor Who feed has felt like for the past few days:

Broke: “But you can't rewrite history! Not one line!” Woke: “Nardole, where’s th’ camera? A'm aff tae rewrite history sae that Bill kin hae photographs o' her maw because ah dinnae want her tae be sad.”

For any Americans out there who might not know British politics or who David Lammy is; this is like if The Hamburglar became the deputy president of The McDonald’s Corporation.