Hungry for some pizza? 😍

It's time to admit this shit was corny

Now we're making grok music

I am using ai to become a houseboy and you can too! Here are the prompts that empower me:

Probably something about a girl who can't sing

Portforwarding is kind of the devil

What can you even say

Hard of hearing Smurf:

right back right back right back ayeee

thi.

you did me dirt... cuz what did I do... like?

sooooo true

so if you post that lame ass image do you just automatically go viral on here

oomf coming out as fake bisexual oh.....

Costs Kamala the election

Philosophers:

I asked siri to play me the worst song ever and this popped up

Taylor Swift Fires Fixer Who Forgot To Kill Justin Baldoni

if i was olivia rodrigo i'd post this on my ig story and turn my phone off

ESPN:

norovirus will never have what covid had but sure, disease labels, keep trying to push new industry plants...

Just in time for Charli to make it lame again

Release the trade

Charli making horrible, unlistenable music again. brat era officially over

I'm kinda the next woke sexy Hemingway of the 21st century

Charli XCX promised her new music would be unlike anything she's ever done but she's still British so what's the point

We really don't have time for this plot arc

What the hell is Conan Gray doing with an alter ego

So true, Amy from Amy's Baking Company

There's a khia who is a major oomf

Oomf a major khia

All the stereotypes about bisexual people are actually true about people with peanut allergies... can't dress, horrible music, always sitting weird, doing it for attention, going through a phase, cheater and whore, cuffed jeans, etc. Notice how there's no P in LGBT... well there's pansexual but eh

You can't have a peanut allergy and be chopped, you have to choose

mr hetero over here looking at the boobs

James Charles type look

No civil rights icons on the pussy this time? Blackpink fell off

Little kid outside singing a Sia song... how do I tell him he stans a khia

this gracie shade

why are the boobs so amazing 😍

How is every Gen Z adult named some variation of "Cayden"

Waiting for a call is a humiliation ritual because you can't even shit without worrying they'll call mid splash

Katseye shade because she knows the other girls are trapped in a dungeon where they can't listen to real music

This shit happens like every two weeks it feels like

Ended oomf again

Just ended oomf for no particular reason

if Rudy Giuliani dies and he's on your tomodachi life island should you kill him there too

Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital right now... everyone pray in Italian tonight 😞 light your twin tower candles

Nicki Minaj seen crying at his bedside