robyn sexistential title track um…. if i see a single one of yall pretending its good i’m gonna get mean and nasty…

i know i’m the weird one here and its obviously a good thing but it’s actually crazy to me how many people actually like go to the gym and workout regularly 😭 the desire to ever do that is so beyond removed from my psyche that i can’t even process it

one day taylor will hire me to be her manager instead of her mother and i will be brave enough to tell her (out of love) when its time to give it up to god… you have my number tay i’m just a call away…

where are my real ones at…?

The Whitney walk off: NOOOO 🥺 SOMEBODY HELP HER!!! 🫶🏻💔PLEASE PLEASE PLE- The Andy walk off:

so theres this beautiful album that everyone ignored and its making me mad thinking about it…

i’ve lived approximately 700 lifetimes in the past 6 weeks

dopamine came and went in about 0.5 seconds so lets hope the next single is good ❤️

“i shouldve been nicer to taylor”

me at 11 am: you know maybe this break was the reset i needed. work really hasnt been so bad today. me at 4 pm: ሞት እና ህመም መቼ ነው ከዚህ ሟች ህይወት ነፃ የምወጣው

tried to find a joni mitchell song to link here as a #classic judge joshie throwback but umm… i dont like any of them ❤️

sitting at my desk eyes glazed over staring into a blank google search as i daydream about what the tayvis prenup could possibly look like… and getting paid to do it 💕

All adventurous Joshies do.

#JudgeJoshieOnTimeForWorkWithCoffeeFirstWorkdayOfNewYear omg who started this thank you guys….

just rewatched scream 6 and came to the sad conclusion that i think it might actually be the worst in the franchise… (1>4>2>5>3>6)

Damn, man, play that thing. Makes me think of summer winds and faces that I know. Just the ones I love to hold. I swear that through your eyes everything is brighter all the time. Everything is turning off.

the bethenny-luann conversation where luann invites herself to mexico and bethenny says “did you take crystal meth tonight?” is one of the most important recorded verbal communications in human history

assembled an entire couch while shirtless today

why is it so genuinely healing to just lay on the floor sometimes… whats the science there…

POV: you're about to receive life-changing words of support and affirmation before also getting dragged to hell one martini later

this came on shuffle in the car… why am i almost in tears this is a genuinely beautiful song OMG…

katseye attempting to reheat their own gnarly nachos but they accidentally airfried them in the most delightfully terrible way possible

feeling happy

“Gizelle has been wiggling her fat vagina at us for FIVE years… My point is that-“

woke up and immediately got paid $2 to take a short survey about being gay… its shaping up to be a good year!

rholsc scene 1: meredith is on drugs and its clear and her husband is probably cheating on her and we all know it rhoslc scene 2: britani splashed me in the pool at the spa and im PISSED

If this is a dream… I don’t want to wake up. It feels so good to me… Like I can’t get enough. I feel like I’m in a coma. It feels like I’m in a dream.

so i just remembered this is actually called “mania”

i feel like this but in a very positive way

good trade will have you laid up listening to sunshine lollipops and rainbows

describe your bsky account in a single image

parents turned our family xmas party into a surprise late wedding celebration for us and we showed up late…

I saw myself tonight. Caught my reflection in the mirror. My hands and heart were tied, But I was scared of almost nothing at all… And I cannot control it… The way you're making me feel… And you have got me going… Spinning in circles in your warm blood…

husbears garlic mashed potatos cured my cluster headache

merry xmas from your fave husbears 🎅🏻🐻‍❄️ @stphvns.bsky.social

husbear got me a beautiful TTPD sweater so you know i’ll be wearing it all day to get the taytriers fuming on the day of the lords birth!! 😍☺️

merry christmas oomfies 💚❤️ its been a gift making so many connections and friendships on this stupid website over the past year

and the angel said unto them, girl fear not: for, behold, I bring you femme tidings of great gag, which shall slay to all people

watching the bethenny vs luann christmas beserkshires fight for the holidays and i have tears in my eyes… this is literally pure cinema… best show to ever air on television

mcdonalds cashier just said “thank you for being a valued customer” after i gave my app code… is mcdonalds trying to rebrand to be classier like chick fila because it’ll work on me…

it’s crazy that this is like a top 10 song she has ever made and its still unreleased…

need to go into office just to show face today but i cant get out of bed…

no shade to mariah at all but this needs to go #1 randomly next year…

i know my girl nneka was smiling so wide watching the ending of this RHOP episode… 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

she really distilled the concept of yearning into its purest form and injected it directly into a song…

ashley darby youre actually DISGUSTING………

There’s nothing more powerful than a fat bxtch in their 30s on an SSRI who doesn’t give a PHUCK! I know my intentions are good and to bring joy above anything else even when voicing my (correct) opinion. Love to all 🧡