cant stop accepting linkedin requests from financial advisors who spam message me because they’re always kinda trade…

this camp classic…

quite literally pop perfection from start to finish like… i cannot find a single skip…

speaking of songs that ended their original version…

britani bateman may not have been the best mother to her children but she’s making up for it by being an AMAZING mother to the gay men who watch her every week so…. she’s forgiven ❤️

meghan trainor robbed

Mature (Fan Demanded Version)

this is how it feels to be me on bluesky lately

I dont know how much more of this i can take

would it be such a crime to say i think the glee version of lets have a kiki is better than the original…?

fell asleep listening to this on repeat and woke up speaking in tongues

got a salad for lunch and seriously regretting it…

almost tweeted something trollish but you guys have been on my neck recently so i decided to choose peace…. bullying works :(

do you remember we were sittin there by the water……..?

he’s still sexy to me idk what y’all are mad about

this chopped ass audio in the dragula main challenge 😭😭😭

Bloomfs discussing Tate McRae

Oh everyone does but the disrespect on the Calgarian Madonna needs to stop and I’m so serious.

tit for tat streamings occurring #GetTateTo1Billion

i’m actually the tortured poet of bluesky if you think about it

feeling the same primal urge to defend tate that i feel with taygod… maybe she really is a taydaughter…

stacey’s weed brand literally being just 2 flavors of edibles and nothing else 😭😭😭

one crazy sneak but otherwise… rooting for e33 primarily and silksong if its not e33

this being genuinely so bad and low-effort and i’m obsessed…

actual cathedral for those with ears to hear it

can you guys even begin to imagine the suffering i’m going to have to endure if the rest of the meghan trainor album is also good and i need to carry the burden of informing everyone… its so hard being the only honest music critic on bluesky…

straight powers restored

audrey hobert is REALNESS !

neanderthals in 50000 BCE:

REJOICE! scientists have managed to capture the voice of god using brand new interstellar sonar capture wavelength technology… this is what they recorded:

enjoying my saturday afternoon the way god intended: laying in bed watching youtube videos on phone

#JeanieNationRiseUp #Jeanies

Italians after rolling in the deep hit the global airwaves in 2011:

adela… you just kind of have to root for her.

at a party with a lot of “queer” people and accidentally went “PERIODDDD” when a chick fila commercial came on…

we made it to the weekend…

need more gay people to be aware of this song…

relaxing while listening to christian bible reading whisper asmr trade

i genuinely feel bad for anyone who doesnt get it… the triumph… the joy… the innocence… and yes i burst into tears at the eras tour the moment i heard the opening drum beat… who wouldnt….?

just bought some taymerch to make up for how mean you guys have been to her lately #GetTaylorTo2Billion

two lying bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy

alarm went off an hour ago and i just got out of bed

RHOSLC is genuinely prestige television like these women should actually be so proud of themselves for making such excellent television…. the way im feeling pride in my heart for these girls….

like obv i’ve accepted it but i genuinely still cannot comprehend how you guys didnt like TTPD… its so undeniably good to me… this song still hits like crack every single time…

bravery and honesty time: new robyn song boring asf

gasped out loud at my desk and my eyes started to tear up I’VE PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!