Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

sunbathing in my baltimore backyard

happy birthday to my husbear @stphvns.bsky.social 🐻💖

my once homophobic dad currently demolishing my own grandfather (his dad) for being homophobic on facebook…happy pride 😍

another exhausting elementary school field day ended with an assembly where the kids get to pie teachers in the face by random draw…and guess who got picked.

somehow managed to run a drinking glass through my laundry

can’t stop ordering peach ring crushes

somehow got roped into a zoo field trip AND a staff baseball game today

pho so good i had to get stains all over my shirt 🤩

dj played FROOT and i immediately gave him a cheers

i’m in my low….rise….jeans…

outmogged @italianetic.bsky.social @stphvns.bsky.social @shrek

good trade will have you laid up eating fruits and vegetables…

ran into a student’s parent while shopping in the middle of a school day that i took off

hilary duff album already aging like fine wine

wuthering heights was realness.

Good hockey trade will have you caged on the Zamboni…

roads are mostly plowed but i’m still doordashing my coffee

this being a masterpiece for some reason??

and if i said i took off work to watch the mary cosby cult docuseries….what would you do? be mad?

Does a bear paint in the woods?

i get so gay off that ricotta

keeping my tradition of getting sick right as a school break begins ❤️

look at GOD! youtu.be/eNs2ZCP937Y?...

doing a bump to Some Call It Magic by Raven Symoné

just accidentally met delta work

dropped and shattered a candle at michael’s

nearly everything went wrong at work today

Sushi got me feeling fish tonight…

found a $100 bill in my thrifted shoes

being hunted for sport — at Harris Teeter.

Sue me I want to be wanted.

first day back at work in over a month and a student just assumed i retired

okey dokey! 👻 🎮

i’ve seen enough. stacey rusch is bravo’s princess diana.

look what he does to me…

lovatics finally won….i can’t stop smiling…

just accidentally passed as straight on a phone call

pokemon legends z-a

i was looking for the blair witch!!

GIVE HER A FLUTE NOW.

heart surgery isn’t going to stop me from decorating and rearranging all my little shelves.

i heard you call me boring barbie when the coke’s got you brave…

circling back after watching this week’s episode…oh godney rose 🙂‍↕️

sometimes she just randomly releases the best song/video of all time…like omg youtu.be/nBJRaflBDBg?...

just ordered a halloween snoopy garden flag for same-day delivery