i’m in my low….rise….jeans…

outmogged @italianetic.bsky.social @stphvns.bsky.social @shrek

good trade will have you laid up eating fruits and vegetables…

ran into a student’s parent while shopping in the middle of a school day that i took off

hilary duff album already aging like fine wine

wuthering heights was realness.

Good hockey trade will have you caged on the Zamboni…

roads are mostly plowed but i’m still doordashing my coffee

this being a masterpiece for some reason??

and if i said i took off work to watch the mary cosby cult docuseries….what would you do? be mad?

Does a bear paint in the woods?

i get so gay off that ricotta

merry xmas from your fave husbears 🎅🏻🐻‍❄️ @stphvns.bsky.social

keeping my tradition of getting sick right as a school break begins ❤️

look at GOD! youtu.be/eNs2ZCP937Y?...

doing a bump to Some Call It Magic by Raven Symoné

just accidentally met delta work

dropped and shattered a candle at michael’s

nearly everything went wrong at work today

Sushi got me feeling fish tonight…

found a $100 bill in my thrifted shoes

being hunted for sport — at Harris Teeter.

Sue me I want to be wanted.

first day back at work in over a month and a student just assumed i retired

okey dokey! 👻 🎮

wedding photos arrived!

i’ve seen enough. stacey rusch is bravo’s princess diana.

look what he does to me…

lovatics finally won….i can’t stop smiling…

just accidentally passed as straight on a phone call

pokemon legends z-a

i was looking for the blair witch!!

GIVE HER A FLUTE NOW.

britani bateman fondling a cactus while whitney rose blankly says “think of the concept of life…”

heart surgery isn’t going to stop me from decorating and rearranging all my little shelves.

i heard you call me boring barbie when the coke’s got you brave…

circling back after watching this week’s episode…oh godney rose 🙂‍↕️

sometimes she just randomly releases the best song/video of all time…like omg youtu.be/nBJRaflBDBg?...

just ordered a halloween snoopy garden flag for same-day delivery

beautiful. fly. hot. and sexy.

love kikiing with nurses….somehow ended up talking to my nightshift nurse about how zara larsson is a beydaughter

getting open-heart surgery tomorrow for attention

being in your 30s means being soooo excited to get your new dishwasher today

😇

Whitney Rose center snowflake - many are saying it.

heather gay:

anyone else?

how do i make my oil change about me