listening to 2015 chainsmokers and pretending i'm still in college

i’m experiencing that buffalo chicken superbowl tweet in real life except its 9 gay guys eating a homecooked spaghetti dinner in a lakehouse as the snow falls outside…

the $LAYYYTER promo going crazy!!!

cracking a black cherry seltzer, putting on Interstellar, and starting a new crochet project

Cooking beans so I can fart more

2026 styleguide

gay guy 1: “heated rivalry is cheesy and bad” gay 2: “who cares it’s hot” guy who has only ever seen the pioneering american dad episode The Two Hundred : “so they’re both roger?”

i get so gay off that ricotta

got crazy food poisoning yesterday but now i feel like im entering the new year fully cleansed and fresh as a baby

why are we paying the pied piper? what did he ever do

has anyone considered leveraging AI to drive efficiency and achieve maximum ROI for the shareholders? 🤔

survived the week and it’s gay guy friday and me and the girlies are going to see meredith marks DJ tonight… WOW

mhhhmmm yup yup

Judy turned 4 last week and I forgot to post 💕

there are bridges to cross you didn’t know you crossed until you crossed…

why'd i think this was emma roberts and natalie portman

my microwave exploding while i was melting butter

making hardboiled eggs and then using the water to water my plants bc it absorbs calcium from the shells

listening to Lux in the sunshine and eating a hot italian sandwich

it's my favorite time of year: daylight savings causing bugs in all the code i work on 😍😍

baltimore roaches 💕

THREE DAY WEEKEND STARTS NOW

have you streamed Berghain today??

this is divine intervention

made everyone these pikmin hats because we HAD to be the cutest patooties at the party

i think we’re ALL fag

my barber told me he's pretty sure dinosaurs and humans were alive at the same time

vacuuming my house and then hearing my next door neighbor start vacuuming right after ... like i'm so impactful

Angie knows EXACTLY who Lisa was talking about when she brought up Soup Man

I think Dr. Wendy can do a little insurance fraud.. as a treat

i woke up in a heat wave and everybody's gone

starting a public campaign for Addison Rae's next project to be a ska album titled "Rae-Gae"

I put a hold on 4 books at the library and I'm gonna get them all at the same time ... what the hell r we gonna do now

is there anything worse than a friend asking you to queue up songs and then just clearing out your queue

Worm from Dune stuns for Vogue Italia

had a call with my coworker and they go "can I complain for a sec?"

things have shifted….thank you @heykp.bsky.social 😭

ethel cain dustbowl playing on a loop in my brain

clocking in for my listen to sega bodega and stare at the wall shift

can't focus at work too excited for the @365fartygirl.bsky.social T Break Is Over Gala

Baltimore House music fest with da beebeeeeees

my therapist: Lisa Rinna M&M IS real. She can love and support you Lisa Rinna M&M:

we accept the labubu trade we think we deserve

replaced a light switch and didn't get zapped

when the plan makes it out of the bluesky replies

what about same sex situationships