sneaking out of work trip to see oklou in philly

what it feels like when your on-call rotation ends

finalllyyyyy taurus season 😍🤩😇

my barber texting me at 3am to let me know he can't cut my hair today

born to shitpost, forced to work on jira tickets

Bf took candid of photo of me working out at the gym oh I’m humiliated ….

new kind of procrastination where i see if i can sew myself a shirt without a pattern

he wanna flunk slayyyter richard we should study later

taking medical leave from work because i have Pokopia Burnout

guess i'll crank it

gay rumpelstiltskin: im gonna steal ur baby if u cant guess which bjork album is my favorite this week

This album haunts me to this day. It’s not on streaming anymore, but it has an aesthetic that other artists are simply too afraid to explore

house getting so cold but i already tuned off the heat when we were having 80° days and im too stubborn to turn it back on

robyn and slayyyter dropping aoty contenders on the same day like

coworkers all in a nasty mood today luckily it's 70° and sunny and i'm getting drinks outside later so no one could piss me off

sorry guys i'm just catching, up is it too late to whack josh?

sitting in a meeting and realizing halfway thru that they meant to invite the Other Kyle

DMing Slayyyter to ask her to play a baltimore show you can all thank me later

you will never be alone in barcelona...

Kim Petras filmed a music video in the park that I walk through every single day but i somehow didn't see her

An air fryer is such a coworker appliance..

my body is a machine that turns empty spreadsheets into fully-typed-in spreadsheets

cleaning up other ppl's messes at work w no complaints knowing that the universe will reward me and make them suf*er

making my own adaptation of Wuthering Heights about Dr. Robby and Whitaker and yes there will be mpreg

Interstellar:

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

give charli her oscar NOW

when celine dion said 'that's the way it is' in her song 'that's the way it is' she was right....that's the way it is....

the raw emotion in this album.... this is kinda brat's mother

bicurious george

Punxsutawney Phil is a political prisoner

listening to 2015 chainsmokers and pretending i'm still in college

i’m experiencing that buffalo chicken superbowl tweet in real life except its 9 gay guys eating a homecooked spaghetti dinner in a lakehouse as the snow falls outside…

the $LAYYYTER promo going crazy!!!

cracking a black cherry seltzer, putting on Interstellar, and starting a new crochet project

Cooking beans so I can fart more

2026 styleguide

gay guy 1: “heated rivalry is cheesy and bad” gay 2: “who cares it’s hot” guy who has only ever seen the pioneering american dad episode The Two Hundred : “so they’re both roger?”

i get so gay off that ricotta

got crazy food poisoning yesterday but now i feel like im entering the new year fully cleansed and fresh as a baby

why are we paying the pied piper? what did he ever do

has anyone considered leveraging AI to drive efficiency and achieve maximum ROI for the shareholders? 🤔

survived the week and it’s gay guy friday and me and the girlies are going to see meredith marks DJ tonight… WOW

mhhhmmm yup yup

Judy turned 4 last week and I forgot to post 💕

there are bridges to cross you didn’t know you crossed until you crossed…