clocking in for jury duty 🤩💕✨

this one kinda changed everything music.apple.com/us/album/ven...

if you want to get funny, i’ll get ridiculous.

in dog years maybe...

pride weekend begins 🤩🤩

remember when charli tickets used to be $30…

have you ever seen the speed of a cheetah

this biblical text

sometimes you think you're Francine but really you're Rogu

heard coworker ask for my opinion in a meeting but i'm in the bathroom watching instagram reels

i mean come on

really feeling a spiritual pull to clowns recently... and clowning

i kinda LOVE you and it DOES matter let me DANCE

my bestie is hotter and more talented than yours BTW! music.apple.com/us/album/aut...

Oomf just released one of my favorite songssssss isotnsmakewjqhqdh

what if you.... listened to my new music 🫪🥺 ampl.ink/A29mR

disappointed by the lack of gayguy pop girl music released today? my beautiful friend @heykp.bsky.social released an album to help you out!!

every stream takes 2 minutes off judge joshie’s life😍 #meandmyfriends #wow #endhim music.apple.com/us/album/roc...

me and MY FRIENDS

Charli xcx

haircut tomorrow and i'm asking for this

sneaking out of work trip to see oklou in philly

what it feels like when your on-call rotation ends

finalllyyyyy taurus season 😍🤩😇

my barber texting me at 3am to let me know he can't cut my hair today

born to shitpost, forced to work on jira tickets

Bf took candid of photo of me working out at the gym oh I’m humiliated ….

new kind of procrastination where i see if i can sew myself a shirt without a pattern

he wanna flunk slayyyter richard we should study later

taking medical leave from work because i have Pokopia Burnout

guess i'll crank it

gay rumpelstiltskin: im gonna steal ur baby if u cant guess which bjork album is my favorite this week

house getting so cold but i already tuned off the heat when we were having 80° days and im too stubborn to turn it back on

robyn and slayyyter dropping aoty contenders on the same day like

coworkers all in a nasty mood today luckily it's 70° and sunny and i'm getting drinks outside later so no one could piss me off

sorry guys i'm just catching, up is it too late to whack josh?

sitting in a meeting and realizing halfway thru that they meant to invite the Other Kyle

DMing Slayyyter to ask her to play a baltimore show you can all thank me later

you will never be alone in barcelona...

Kim Petras filmed a music video in the park that I walk through every single day but i somehow didn't see her

An air fryer is such a coworker appliance..

my body is a machine that turns empty spreadsheets into fully-typed-in spreadsheets

cleaning up other ppl's messes at work w no complaints knowing that the universe will reward me and make them suf*er

making my own adaptation of Wuthering Heights about Dr. Robby and Whitaker and yes there will be mpreg

Interstellar:

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

give charli her oscar NOW

when celine dion said 'that's the way it is' in her song 'that's the way it is' she was right....that's the way it is....