The Whitney walk off: NOOOO 🥺 SOMEBODY HELP HER!!! 🫶🏻💔PLEASE PLEASE PLE- The Andy walk off:

You’ve heard it here first, folks *farts*

old grad school acquaintance walked into the locker room while i was butt naked…

locked in at work (been on r/creepyaskreddit for 2 hours)

toddlers introducing the grandma and grandpa who insisted on “silly” grandparent names:

gym completely empty on monday jan 5… oh we’re not even trying in 2026 i see

gay guy 1: “heated rivalry is cheesy and bad” gay 2: “who cares it’s hot” guy who has only ever seen the pioneering american dad episode The Two Hundred : “so they’re both roger?”

trying to stay positive today

Sméagol in shambles

so are we all rewatching lord of the rings right now or

first nap of 2026.

herstory

the shark tank guy apparently:

just woke up from my third nap of the day

carpenter/son of God 😚

succumbed to the gay mind virus (binged all of heated rivalry in 48 hours)

If this is a dream… I don’t want to wake up. It feels so good to me… Like I can’t get enough. I feel like I’m in a coma. It feels like I’m in a dream.

Do you ever wonder...who else is fucking your man?

haven’t stopped eating for four days

who took my santa hat!!

farting with high emotional intelligence

trying to watch the canada’s drag race lip sync slay off but the audio on my parents’ tv is slightly off sync from the video

he’s the cutest little boy in the whole worldddd🥺🥺🥺

mom has been awake for 30 seconds and she’s already making us christmas cocktails

merry christmas from your favorite boys❤️ nothing better than watching american dad christmas while you wait for your parents to finally wake up

i know they had a beautiful night last night ❤️😍 #loveislove

santa is coming soon warn your grandmas!!!

i need a slice of the chocolate cake of lesbianism

watching lunch lady pull off another absolutely insane quote skeet

LOVE how many christmas songs say gay

this is the culture that made me say culture is for me

told my boss there’s no point in me coming in today so i’m off til jan 2

Cindy Lou Who be like damn this green gay guy keeps bothering me… chile anyways pass the who hash, let me pour this nasty who dressing and serve who bob 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏

Quinn FABRAY 💜

rent free in my head

i say a little prayer empire state of mind landslide teenage dream spotlight smooth criminal i still believe / super bass hall of fame don’t rain on my parade (santana’s version) doo wop (that thing)

dont stop believin, dont rain on my parade, take a bow, roses turn, keep holding on, my man, taking chances, say a little prayer, defying gravity, bust your windows

ok but what’s everyone’s top 10 glee songs?

just became overwhelmed with gratitude for my life to the point of crying for the second weekend in a row… #OneYearOnSSRIs

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

elisha otis in 1853:

you will be visited by three spirits