this is the kind of energy i’m expecting from all of you in my replies btw…

when someone posts gaga shade but the reaction image is funny… just gonna steal that and keep scrolling

I’M GONNA BE A POPSTAR HIT ME LIKE A FAST CAR BABY @madeon.net music.apple.com/us/album/car...

switching from wicked 2 soundtrack to oneohtrix point never album

there are bridges to cross you didn’t know you crossed until you crossed…

there are bridges you cross you didn’t know you crossed until you crossed

there are bridges to cross you didn’t know you crossed, until you crossed…

my pussy has never been more green…

meghan trainor robbed

you rn

god i can’t wait to retire

she was listening to sushi by fka twigs

one year on bluesky

forgot to take fiber this morning

I NEED Carole back on tv

sushi on monday dancing on tuesday karaoke wednesday i wanna take u out

would you be surprised to know that my karaoke song is ‘gasolina’

two lying bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy

we are so back

accidentally held the door open for a v*teran

woke up to a video of my 5 year old cousin singing every word to ‘actually romantic’

i like farting so no

this new charli- OMG

agreed but also:

"JUST ANOTHER CRASH TEST DUMMY" - THOUGHTS ???

ykw joshie….

my boss is ONCE AGAIN making me do the grunt work of this stupid tedious pointless experiment HE planned

what is even the point of a $5 copay

britani bateman threw up, sat back down, and immediately launched into a near-flawless meredith attack… how could they not give her a snowflake she is WONDERFUL

I’ll sit out on the balcony with my oldest friend The spirit in the room with me that carries my pen

not doing any work today just twirling bush and libbing out

i love lesbians!!!!

i’m still here…

yallll i’m so masc (successfully put air in my tire and didn’t even have to google anything 😍)

Monday

i hate gay halloween wdym you’re harry the homosexual from family guy season 7 episode 8 ‘family gay’

Just put em down and use your fists… no no not like that!

hi fellas! i sure do love being gay! 🎃

bosses just left for lunch

gay guy friday AND halloween AND im leaving work in 14 minutes

paid $1.29 to buy this song on itunes so i could add the audio in imovie… worth every penny

so there’s this song of the year

“1..2..3..4..”

He was an addict. He was addicted to me.

You’re a cinephile, I watch Family Guy

omg it’s CRANK IT Monday!!!!!

i think we’re ALL fag