Good day with my gf!

My gf is cutting my hair today 🤓

Yesterday I had to remind the family that there will be no mini Becks and syds

I need to leave this job lol the entitlement of my boss coming in today in tears telling me it’s my fault that she didn’t eat Thanksgiving dinner yesterday because I didn’t cook her anything, when I never offered to do that, and that she was forced to eat a chicken salad sandwich lmao

I’m thinking about the TikTok where the guy says he found a bucket of poop on his porch but he keeps pronouncing it “pupp” and it’s so funny to me

Everytime the holidays roll around I’m reminded why I fucking hate eating anyone’s homemade food bc no one knows how to cook Turkey actually isn’t dry You just can’t cook anyone outside of the microwave bro lol

On the day OF Thanksgiving AFTER we had all worked a 1 hour shift so we could go home with our families, and traditionally has always been a fully paid day for us, the new owner just texted us to let us know that actually we will not be receiving any holiday pay and will only be paid for one hour!

remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups

I love my gf so much she’s my favorite person of all timeeee

Eating snoopy cookies leave me alone boss

Autism

Bringing my Wii to gay Friendsgiving

I’m ngl my eyes have been acting really weird for a few months and idk if I’m having ocd and convinced myself I’m going blind or I’m actually going blind but ummm

I’m so glad Domo is back he’s my little buddy

Little guys today at work

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

Crazy sesbian lex followed immediately by the (false) fire alarm directly after lol

Only a beautiful femme would have a romantic candlelit shower waiting for you after writing a 6 page annotated bibliography for a research paper

Wish I could stop singing the “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKK WE CARRY THE FLAMEEE” song as a stim today lmao

What if the true meaning of Christmas is supporting small businesses so the oligarchs have a very shitty season? 😚

I’m in this restaurant like waiter!! Waiter more bread!!

Sitting at my favorite coffee shop and the new girl working made my drink wrong and the WiFi isn’t working and it’s way too crowded in here and I just wanna yell “EVERYBODY GET OUT!!!!!” So anyways

Living in Lexington is crazy like yeah I’m at the Secretariat round about

Trying on my gfs little tiny clothes is so funny to me

I’m already done at work but trying to give myself an extra hour sooooo

if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason

I need to move to the city already bc I cannot deal with the casual racism from my boss please help me

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This is way way way too local

“My roommate prob thinks I’m so mean to you when she overhears us talking in my room but she doesn’t know that you kinda like it” lol diabolical

Make femmes into pretzels Wednesdays

My wrists and hands hurt so bad ugh

My boss is trying to get me to make Thanksgiving sandwiches for everyone this year (I usually do) but I really don’t want to and can’t afford it tbh and she’s being so annoying. It’s not hard to make them lol

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

Me when there’s an ice cream

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Evil Scorpio season

I have the prettiest girlfriend in the whole worldddd

If any one of you is dumb enough to fall for her crocodile-tear-stained change of heart, you let me know and I’ll drive right over and unleash several decade’s worth of scorn right into your bland, credulous face.

Thanksgiving sandwich my love

Eating pretzels in my car at work

This morning in bed I told my gf she looked “cute like Fiona from shrek” and she got really mad at me but hear me out Her little red hair with the swoopy bangs is really cute please

leanbeefpatty being with a man is so evil and twisted blehhh

My gf is soooo hot