I’m in love with this almond cherry mini pie

Me watching Avatar: The Last Airbender every time I see Azula: “I could fix her.”

If you insist

srsly tho

I’m on my way Aunt Gladys!

I’ve got a Cat Bane

Not gonna lie. I'd watch it.

Given the folks who knit in my social circle you'd get some amazing slayer with at least one color in their hair like green, blue, or purple, as well as being bi/pan, polyam, and/or trans "You broke my phone you stupid vampire! That was my only way to up to date on my Google calendar!" *stab* *sob*

Book mail from my girl @laurelhightower.bsky.social

Gotta be ready for anything

🤣🤣🤣

Handmade pasta with truffle at the Writer’s Room 😋

Wife: Wow you smell so good what are you wearing? Me: Ogre

Granny the Vampire Slayer

We were complaining about Wally stealing bread off the counter Mother-in-law: Well maybe if you gave him a little bit of bread in his dish every day he wouldn’t be bad. Typical grandma spoiling her grandchild 🙄

Stop by The Dark History and Horror Con and see me 😘

This weekend come down to the Dark History & Horror Con!

Great practical effects and creepiness, cults, a hospital setting (yet another person stabbed deep in the left chest who is like totally fine), and lots of total gross out moments. 7/10

I just love stealing stars on Mario Party so much it’s like my kink

Watched this last night. Had a lot of promise but didn’t quite deliver. A fixer is after a woman unknowingly carrying the Ebola virus. 5/10. Needed more Ebola and explosions.

My decision tree for Emergency Medicine: 1. Can I wear scrubs every day? 2. Does it support my minimal attention span? 3. Never boring? 4. Will I have the best stories to tell at dinner and ruin everyone’s time? 5. Will I do cool shit with scalpels sometimes?

I’d be happier about the Critter than some stupid diamond

Set a November goal for myself. Every day I don’t work, I’m writing at least 30 mins… this novel won’t finish itself 😆

I worked hard on that Garfield 😘😘😘 glad it made it safely!

I always cover myself by telling them that my surgeries are for entertainment purposes only. Have I made mistakes? Sure, but that's how you grow as an amateur surgeon. Besides, out of the transients who've survived, I get no complaints.

“Wee, his wide head and long arms make him a tough SOB to remove without triggering the buzzer” - Ash

I let out a long low whistle when I saw this

that was a great game haha.

I always love me some book mail!

MA THE MEATLOAF AND CURRY

Holy shit please be advised

I’m attending a virtual Peds Critical Care Conference today with a freeloader

Today I cleaned our shower grout with a drill and brush and felt very butch

I laughed way too hard at this

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Fun story. My mom got me Operation and didn’t tell me it scared the shit out of you when you hit the sides. BZZT! I ran out the front door so fast and when I see the game I get flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mom ruined my chances of being a surgeon 😭😆😉

This is everything

Omg omg omg 🥹🥹🥹🥹 This makes my heart so happy!!!

I don’t think the tweezers will fix this one

Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Jedi

BELLY

Well that’s just good advertising

Listen to Nathaniel do a reading of his and @drspookyer.bsky.social's story "Cutting Room" from Dread Mondays!

Fresh as a dead daisy

Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try “The Broken Heart”! Readers say “it’s better than leeches!”

One of the nurses didn’t know who JonBenét Ramsey was and I’ve never felt so old

Need something to do this next weekend? Why not come see me at the Dark History and Horror Con in Champaign? I’ll have books, stickers, and prints, and there will be plenty of other vendors with terrifying wares to tickle your fancy!

Our Halloween watch.