Folks! My first episode is live!! I chat to @weard.moe about the upcoming Castration Movie Anthology chapter 2 This is the best podcast I've ever done, please consider checking out and/or sharing, if you want to support a 100% independent trans owned podcast

In spice, no one can hear you scream.

This Saturday I’ll be at the Peoria Civic Center with lots of books, prints, stickers, and dad jokes. Stop on by!

🎶 Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula 🎶

*Air raid sirens blare*

Gotta work on that endurance… and learn how to poop at 4 mph

This is the Halloween that Weyland-Yutani wants

Every damn time

Philistines. I’m in Fear Street Mode. (Jk, both are excellent)

Wife: Honey, Aldi has cargo pants! I have been looking to up my lesbian game 🤔

Me lol

TEENAGE GIRLS CAN BE DEMONS today! 13 coming-of-rage stories including the return to print of "Benny Rose the Cannibal King" about the monstrousness of adolescence and those who will do whatever it takes to get away, or get even. Out now from Titan Books! 😈 tinyurl.com/prhdemons

Well this bathroom is boring

Why you gotta do dis

Organic System Ink/Acrylic 44”x34”

How many pairs of underwear should I pack for The Rapture?

Timeline cleanse: I went to Whitby and bought the best thing in the abbey gift shop

BOOK MAIL!!! Finally. Very exited to read me some @haileypiperfights.bsky.social short stories with a bonus Cannibal King novella 🖤🖤🖤

And if you make me do math I’m out

Pre-order your copy of Dread Mondays! Our story slaps and I highly enjoyed writing with my Scream Kings cohost!

Goosebumps mode is the best

Look ma I’m a semifinalist!

Dr. Spooky got some mail from @collinjrae.bsky.social! This art… I’m obsessed 😍😘

"Hey, it's my son's first year doing this and it would mean the world if you just acted a little scared of him. You don't have to-- oh you're so sweet! Thank you! Aw you made his whole night."

Guess I’m a Bowling Green football fan now www.espn.com/college-foot...

Had to call general surgery yesterday and was absolutely thrilled that the new surgeon had an Australian accent.

Pre-order your copy of Dread Mondays! Our story slaps and I highly enjoyed writing with my Scream Kings cohost!

What's wrong with me? I always crush on villains. 🫣 (Honestly, I crushed on both of these characters.) 😂 #lesbian #sapphic #40s #lgbtqia #PRIDE @drspookyer.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/NOvBR...

Dude at pottery class: nice Frankenstein Me: don’t you mean Frankenstein’s monster

Did a pottery date night

When we went to a cabin this summer my mom kept saying the place gave horror movie.

Traitors season one lol

Holy shit I need 20??

@drspookyer.bsky.social you need one of these 👇

@prodigalhoosier.medsky.social needs this for her ridiculously big bath tub!

A painting of Sal from my dear friend, @drspookyer.bsky.social! I couldn't love it more!

Me glaring at the kids on my lawn

Nothing beats this duck. NOTHING!!🤣🤣🤣

Finished reading “All the Fiends of Hell” by Adam Nevill and boy! What a book. I couldn’t put it down. The horrors unleashed on England were terrifying, the characters compelling, and I’ll be checking more of his work out.

My wife got me a new duck for the dash of my Bronco

this could be us, but you playin

Sleeping brothers

I can’t decide who is creepier: Malachi or Isaac

Introducing my wife to the original Children of the Corn. Living in the Midwest means she needs to know who “He Who Walks Behind the Rows” is.

About “Lenora.”