Orbitz always satisfied my need to drink a lava lamp

I’m not a fan of lava lamps but these are cute for a loo nightlight for parties

Was always afraid of drinking these as a kid. My mom thought they were for table decoration.

Finally watched 28 Years Later and that Alpha zombie dong is really something 🍆🍆🍆

New episode! We're joined by @almakatsu.bsky.social to talk about her excellent new horror novel, Fiend, as well as the @mikeflanaganfilm.com Fall of the House of Usher series! Listen wherever you get podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/18ax...

This episode was an absolute blast! @almakatsu.bsky.social joins us to chat about her new novel, Fiend (Succession with 100% more demons) and @mikeflanaganfilm.com’s Fall of the House of Usher. I’m the president of the Verna fan club ❤️

The Fall of the House of Usher has come up quite a bit in discussion of FIEND so I'm grateful to @screamkings.bsky.social for the chance to talk about it

If you loved The Fall of the House of Usher you will want to listen to our breakdown

I recall this stuff being horrible, but it looked cool as hell.

Peep our new decorations

Orbitz is the gateway drug to boba tea

Folks! My first episode is live!! I chat to @weard.moe about the upcoming Castration Movie Anthology chapter 2 This is the best podcast I've ever done, please consider checking out and/or sharing, if you want to support a 100% independent trans owned podcast

In spice, no one can hear you scream.

This Saturday I’ll be at the Peoria Civic Center with lots of books, prints, stickers, and dad jokes. Stop on by!

🎶 Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula 🎶

*Air raid sirens blare*

Gotta work on that endurance… and learn how to poop at 4 mph

This is the Halloween that Weyland-Yutani wants

Every damn time

Philistines. I’m in Fear Street Mode. (Jk, both are excellent)

Wife: Honey, Aldi has cargo pants! I have been looking to up my lesbian game 🤔

Me lol

TEENAGE GIRLS CAN BE DEMONS today! 13 coming-of-rage stories including the return to print of "Benny Rose the Cannibal King" about the monstrousness of adolescence and those who will do whatever it takes to get away, or get even. Out now from Titan Books! 😈 tinyurl.com/prhdemons

Well this bathroom is boring

Why you gotta do dis

Organic System Ink/Acrylic 44”x34”

How many pairs of underwear should I pack for The Rapture?

Timeline cleanse: I went to Whitby and bought the best thing in the abbey gift shop

BOOK MAIL!!! Finally. Very exited to read me some @haileypiperfights.bsky.social short stories with a bonus Cannibal King novella 🖤🖤🖤

And if you make me do math I’m out

Pre-order your copy of Dread Mondays! Our story slaps and I highly enjoyed writing with my Scream Kings cohost!

Goosebumps mode is the best

Look ma I’m a semifinalist!

Dr. Spooky got some mail from @collinjrae.bsky.social! This art… I’m obsessed 😍😘

"Hey, it's my son's first year doing this and it would mean the world if you just acted a little scared of him. You don't have to-- oh you're so sweet! Thank you! Aw you made his whole night."

Guess I’m a Bowling Green football fan now www.espn.com/college-foot...

Had to call general surgery yesterday and was absolutely thrilled that the new surgeon had an Australian accent.

Pre-order your copy of Dread Mondays! Our story slaps and I highly enjoyed writing with my Scream Kings cohost!

What's wrong with me? I always crush on villains. 🫣 (Honestly, I crushed on both of these characters.) 😂 #lesbian #sapphic #40s #lgbtqia #PRIDE @drspookyer.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/NOvBR...

Dude at pottery class: nice Frankenstein Me: don’t you mean Frankenstein’s monster

Did a pottery date night

When we went to a cabin this summer my mom kept saying the place gave horror movie.

Traitors season one lol

Holy shit I need 20??

@drspookyer.bsky.social you need one of these 👇

@prodigalhoosier.medsky.social needs this for her ridiculously big bath tub!