Starting King Sorrow by Joe Hill in audio and I'm stoked. A large audio cast, including Kate Mulgrew (who was brilliant and terrifying reading The Fireman and N0S4A2), a killer premise that fuses fantasy and horror, and skillful storytelling already has me thinking this will be an all-timer.

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

I love that Zombieland rule #2 is present here (in different words). Double tap!

Just did some 3DS surgery to install a new battery and circle pad to support my 9-year-old's playing of Ocarina of Time. Such a great pleasure watching him get excited with each bit of progress.

'member the time @njdarkish.bsky.social read from his and @drspookyer.bsky.social 's short story "cutting room" at a Whisper House Press event? It was cool. And you didn't have to be there. Check it out! #horrorsky #horrorstories #whisperhousepress #indiepress #horror youtu.be/OxaAC_kYmXc

Got my author’s copy of “Eat Your Heart Out” today and she’s a beaut!

When you pitch the right story to the right editor and the meeting goes great.

At #LTUE and have written a ton between panels and hanging with my writing homies. Got 2100 words written yesterday and I'm already 500 words into today.

Just finished act 1 of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING.

Thoroughly enjoying three pieces of media lately. Novel: The Haunting of Velkwood by @gwendolynkiste.bsky.social - great twist on the haunting story. Video game: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. So exciting and weird and beautiful. TV: Wonder Man. Charming new take on superheroes and Hollywood.

Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context? Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.

Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him https://theonion.com/ryan-murphy-worried-all-his-worst-ideas-behind-him/

Xenomorph Queen with acrylic markers

I just was telling my friend this… she wants to see the movie and I was like… it’s the most toxic love story ever

As an English teacher who loves to teach Wuthering Heights, I'm extremely irked by what the newest movie seems to be. If you think that it's a sexy story about forbidden love, you're ignoring 99% of the book. Heathcliff and Catherine are awful people who destroy the lives of multiple generations!

Yo, this would be a supremely boss way to spend an afternoon.

❤️

I'm very bummed to hear about the death of Catherine O'Hara. She was so delightful and hilarious.

#SendHelp is a wild movie. Very clearly displays Sam Raimi's stylistic sensibilities from excessive gore, eye gouging, and a sadistic sense of humor. I enjoyed it very much.

Is it a bad sign if the first tarot card I pull is an Arby's napkin with a frowny face scribbled on it in ectoplasm?

Finally beat the main story of Borderlands 4. Now on to the Bloomreaper!

I'd get a murder house if it was a deal, no questions asked.

I regularly try to figure out how to lure all the local crows to my yard.

What movie do you recommend to everyone? So I Married An Axe Murderer

Predator: Badlands is really good and available to rent now. I happen to love the first AVP movie and this is similarly a buddy flick but with adorable sidekick creatures. Seriously. It’s exciting and thrilling but also cute as fuck.

Let's just say the bone temple isn't the only notable bone in that movie

Watched Companion yesterday and absolutely loved it. A brilliant bit of dark comedy/sci-fi/horror that had me wishing I'd have watched it with a big group.

Wanna riff and romance?

Patient: And then I threw up just like that girl on The Exorcist. Me: Hold on… *leaves the room, comes back with a crucifix*… you were saying?

Nothing is better than weirdly garbled audio files when I go to edit. Especially when there's nothing I can do to fix them.

Not gonna lie, I dropped everything to make this meme as soon as I thought of it

Had the privilege of seeing a preview of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple and it was pretty great. I really didn't know what to expect with the weird tonal shift at the end of 28YL, but the Jiimmys are chilling and the story really goes in interesting directions. Definitely worth seeing.

November! I cannot wait, Minus One is easily one of my favorite movies of all-time. 'Godzilla Minus Zero' Roars to Life With Official Release Date share.google/KLQiw1ATQIAs...

Slightly diminish a band: Cupcake

I couldn’t have done it without your somehow more messed up ideas 😘😘😘

The story? Delightfully twisted. The cover? Fantastic. The writer? One of my favorite people. Pre-order this, y'all.

Media literacy has never been their strong suit.

And y’all should know that he helped make it like 30% more messed up. Like I was shookth at his suggestion. Unhinged truly. I took it obviously.

As someone who read an early draft of this and knows how messed up it is... Y'all aren't ready for the heat this brings.

Agreed

Even worse, we know he didn't wash his hands, first.

Truly a Christmas miracle

Me anytime someone’s puke is pure black in the ER: “Yup, calling it. Demon. Or GI bleed.”

Spent most of the day reading Danielewski's Tom's Crossing and Abercrombie's The Devils (both are excellent so far) and playing Tears of the Kingdom. Not exactly a party, but not a bad NYE by any means.

Nothing says Christmas like a Killer Snowman

It almost feels like it should be spelled Yuul