This week we make a cocktail for a ghost by looking at a painting of Rastan hanging major dong. Seriously. If you're not watching me and @shirokumahi.me play From Software's creepy ghost adventure, now is the best time to start! Watch Episode 2 here 👇🏽 and RT it for a friend! youtu.be/cN6NjhZL4_o

i couldn't *not* do it once i thought of it

not now babe it's infishtructure week

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Beat Ganbare Goemon 64 for the 1000th time.

We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

im gunna discourse a little, ain't nobody listen. this is the difference between accessibility for people with disabilities vs accessibility for a general audience. The idea that some with an ulcer can't have spicy food vs a palate that can't handle it because they're a widdle baby.

Oh what's this? The complete and uncut Let's Play of Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within from me and @shirokumahi.me now presented as one uninterrupted video instead of a continuously broken YouTube playlist? That's right! There's even CHAPTERS! Go watch! It rules! www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7qw...

deadass thought was Hank Hill for a split second

Really loved this piece. It's really well-written (like all of Dia's work), but I'm also so primed to read about coming back to a remake of a 35+ year old game right now. The memories of childhood basement gaming are so vivid, but I also loved the musings on what that looks like for kids today.

He's really enjoying Dragon Quest

The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing them on the NES? www.avclub.com/dragon-quest...

I saw this letter a loooong time ago and no one believed me so I’m really glad someone posted it. The pandemic never ended, Biden just wanted PR. He’s helped kill millions and disable millions more, for polling. He wanted to kill you for vibes. Are y’all okay with that?

Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!

T4T (Tism for Tism)

Hey all, I'm still on sick leave from work and rent is almost due again. If anyone can spare anything I'd much appreciate it paypal.me/finryan87

Gumby has imagined his own original Cuss Word

That's right

happy birthday to one of the greats, that somehow led to an even better game

He refuses to let me keep reading.

Your aunt and her "roommate"

I wrote about Zelda - the character, her series, and some feelings on Age of Imprisonment for @theavclubgames.bsky.social:

My nephew called me "Blackjack" because I "look like Jack Black in reverse" according to him.

no one is considerign this

It's cool that you could do yesterday's immaculate grid with all Boricua.

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

I fucking love it When a videogame Has a big ass bridge With a theme song That I fight shit on

Friend: Hey do you need me to bring anything back from Japan? What I said: Nah I’m good, hope you have a great time! What I wanted to say: ONE OF DEM MUSLE BITCHES FROM IKEBUKURO! WEPPPAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”

If you ever see me getting beat up by a tall bitch in leather no you didn’t. Just keep walking.

We need Sade Castlevania tracks.

dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just the disgraced governor's crestfallen visage

When I had trouble sleeping I'd go to the 711 on 79th and walk up and down Northern blvd at 1 or 2 in the morning. I'd look at all the memorials left to people who had been killed by cars there, and it broke my heart to see how many weren't even 10 years old.

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Me and my friend Mikey have this sort of yearly tradition called "The Summer of Junk" where w play games that just got terrible reviews, totally shit on. What we find is that most of the games are either great, or just fun enough with interesting ideas that made them worth the time to play em.

Really hard to overstate what an incredible resource deathgenerator.com is. Don't just take the default settings. You really gotta let yourself get lost in the options.

This is wildly untrue just as a premise. At least once a month someone will post a clip if Roger Ebert saying some crazy headass stuff about a movie he didn’t understand, there’s entire movements related to criticism of Blues and HipHop because of biases etc Every medium is asking that from critics.

I bought a bag of basmati so good it makes me wanna walk around slappin people's mommas.

Well, at least you've got the Leafs to look forward to being disappointed by.

After years of hearing about how this one puzzle "killed adventure games," it was time to track down and bury that myth... Go read my latest for Endless Mode about Gabriel Knight 3, gaming in the year 2000, and how more games need Cat Mustache puzzles...

Our generation’s Virginia Woolf typing out a social media ad that says “it’s giving GIVING: gobble up these turkey day discounts” and throwing herself in the east river

How your email finds me.

5 minutes into hunting and chill I give you this look.

for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh. Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later! deathgenerator.com