I want a gd milkshake

My entire work life has felt like a punishment no joke

I have been on such a baseline of stress for the last 6 days I am gonna fully have a menty b

I’m irritated that instagram knows I want a new bedframe

Sleepypants

Can’t stop imagining Foghorn Leghorn singing what’s going on by 4 non blondes

I don t like it when TV makes people explode. It’s GROSS!!!!

Last night my Grindr date who’s a freaking DJ saved my life

It’s a shame I got nutted in yesterday and there’s not even a little chance I’m pregnant

Berry is going to have to win my trust back (💔 +unfollowed +😿)

Get mii to a nunnerii

I loveee muting stuff that annoys me

She’s kinda giving Calista Gingrich

I think it’s time we acknowledge that this is basically Hudson Yards which makes it dystopian not utopian

Morning

I loveeeee not tracking my workouts like I do nottttt need to know the volume of weight I lifted

6 months sober today omg

actually mass effect is about being best friends with a bird and a frog

Cancelled my plans to paint and had a good day of it

#respecting my #boundaries what a #king

All dressed up? Here's a few places you could go.

Why does every sci fi make the aliens like lizards instead of like a dog

oooh hentaivirus🫦

This Kiki is a nightmare

Did you guys know that I work in a warehouse

Crash THROUGH 💜

Thankgodedly

I am very truthfully crashing *in* right now

Sorry everyone. I am having a work related menty-b

P******* e****** j*** k****

Love that the art world schedules fairs in MAY so art workers don’t get to enjoy the best month of the year

People who like to chill are being oppressed by people with a relentless and evil need to achieve

No hits of a vape for 31 days 🫶 prolly only like 10 hits total in the last 3 months 🫶

Mass casualty crush at the henchmen of the year awards after a waiter drops a glass and 600 attendees leave their seats to investigate the sound at the same time

God im such a fucking slut

I am watching little fires everywhere

Why are there so many sickly looking fashion twinks

Should I take a cartooning class

i'm so glad i'm not famous

Girl.. return the slab

Okay bitch. Call the cops

I had a bad workday yesterday and am just so depressed about work rn

Claviculara Croft

I think the phlegm that has been stuck in my lungs for like 6 motnhs is starting to clear

This is such a cool picture

I’ve been like really suffering all day (don’t totally love my outfit)

Mary Popping

I like to lie down. Put on my jammies. And sleep.

That was NOT very Friday vibes of you