The ghost of Jane Austen is catfishing on feeld from my 3rd floor Bushwick apartment

Why is everyone talking about group chats

I keep sleeping poorly because of work related stress dreams

Girl 😂 I still don’t even know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣

Caffeine is gonna be the final boss of my sobriety

The absolute worst social media invention of the last decade is the “notifying you about other people’s activity that doesn’t involve you”

my name is Guy Incognito

groove slam work it back. filter that. baby. bum p that .. track

logging back on . because. my new pillows are too fluffy

Logging out for a bit

I recorded a really fierce and sexy mix last night 😊

The ghost of Jane Austen is haunting my 3rd floor Bushwick apartment

Idk I’m starting to feel convinced that there are too many events.. we need fewer events

✅ Yessica 🤷‍♀️ Maybelline ❌ Nora

L.G.T.G.W.

My Sunday scaries started on Saturday morning this week

It’s no wonder I turned to drugs to regulate myself when I think even for like 2 seconds about how the world is set up I get so angry I feel like I’m gonna pop a blood vessel

It got kooky crazy but then I reined it in a bit

I think everyone at my company is really burnt out right now and it does not really seem to be slowing down

The Kylie Minogue doc completely ignored how horny her breakout music was

I love Marjane Satrapi’s style so much this self portrait is so brilliant

I literally always eat pizza on friday

Oh my god just let yourself get wrinkles fillers make you look insane

not even one like on some of my best work....

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag ?

Im 100 years old

This will surely work well for them

Me learning that my pillows are holding a ton of allergens

Ms. Piggy is so glamorous

Let’s give it up for MY president

I am the stinky Brooklyn gay guy your mother warned you about

This book/movie mean so much to me I am very sad about this

spiritually need to ki here, i can feel it down to my bones

This is just to say I have eaten the banana You had taped to the wall

Marjane Satrapi no :(((((((((((((((

I’m so grateful donatella gave us donatella VERSACE 💜

I wanna have hot buttsex to Janet Jackson “Don’t Stop”

I haven’t cum since before pride

I feel like a bowl in a china shop

What’s the deal or rather what does the deal happen to be

Me in my open studio and me in a bathroom

Again if you dislike the smell of body odor I simply pity you

I really thought unc was short for uncut at first

happy pride just chiming in to give everyone permission to forego "shame" jokes this june xoxo

i hate those coach shoe commerciials where they are like "do everything with this shoe EXCEPT wear it on your foot"

I was so fucking pissed off when the Barbie move had that joke about pride and prejudice because I have fully watched it once a year for at least 13 years

So I says to Mabel I says, what ABOUT breakfast at Tiffany’s?

I’m going to go to bed at 8:00