some of y’all would be blind for a few days

Your Honor, she’s tearing!

one-day blinding vape

(to the tune of lana del rey "ride" pre-chorus) don't piss me off,

I kinda wanna be a gayguy who posts selfies on bsky but idk if im readyyyyy

“o” by iamamiwhoami is better than Depeche Mode’s entire discography

first round of fundraising for my new startup starting up my new AI assistant startup app , Fucks.ly !!

𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕. 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛. 𝚔𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚔.

lately i keep going back to this video of yoko kanno (composer of the 'ghost in the shell' series' soundtrack) doing a cover of 'through the fire' at the apollo youtu.be/ATRtqAHH07Q?...

the final straw that will make me go postal could be an online recipe you try to scroll but it erratically jumps around it has a neverending wall of text and the screen ominously starts to go dark portending a huge pop-up that you have to click NO five times and now you're deep in the comments

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i really wish some rich person would just bring aerolux lightbulbs back into production. what fascinates me is that the sculptures have no color before the bulb is lit; the metal is coated in different phosphors that show their color when an electric current runs through the gas medium fuck an led

i'm bitches irl

My gym does not have those cryogenic tube entrances and it IS playing ‘Transgender’ by Crystal Castles loud as fuck right now

What do you guys think

Born to be annoying forced to be a delight

she's so funny for this at the top of her bio on her website that she coded herself

Well I’ve got a thick d1ck and an elastic h0le … 🎶🎵

me when I'm Joey ( in the bananaverse )

Let's Go Be Thoughtful

I’m thereminaj and THAT’S Silas

Twin Peaks Fire Get Ready With Me

This bullshit is back nature is healing

Did she just revitalize the selfie form

i will miss being 31, a prime number, unlike 32 which, among other things, is divisible by EIGHT 🤮

Dip the octave in the 31 equally divided notes ☺️ it makes the octave all soft and it’s just good

the North American Cordillera ranges from Alaska to southern Mexico. the west coast is a continent

people who really want to believe Europe is a continent on some empirical basis (and certainly not informed by colonial eurocentric epistemologies) are always like "but the Ural Mountains!!" girl the HIMALAYAS ... what do you mean "Indian Subcontinent"

if you ever hear me say "I'm burnin' it down" this is the reference

it floors me that this 1982 song – whose lyrics speak of gay trauma, alcoholism and fear of intimacy, all at the onset of the then-nameless epidemic – was a UK chart-topper that had str8 ppl tapping their feet saying "kooky lyrics! probably don't mean anything," www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZSM...

I haaaate nonprofits. What do you mean you're looking for a Director of Communications & Programs & Outreach & Finance & Grants with additional responsibilities as needed

wait, this queen from the music video for jewel's 'intuition' ...

24 hours of partying raging slutting undling cuddling loving and such, then i return home alone and i say SIRI, play WORKING IT OUT by ML BUCH

My childhood gay awakenings were Antonio Banderas as Zorro, then Cary Elwes in the Princess Bride (when he gets strapped down and tortured erotically), then Chris O’Donnell in Batman & Robin (when he gets tied up and nearly killed, erotically).

a lot of "big names" in the online microtonal/xen "community" -- who demonstrate a galaxy-brain grasp of music theory and highly impressive skills in maneuvering complex tuning systems but wield these talents to make the dweebiest shit you ever heard -- were really upset when that n*zi got shot

Do you think it's too late to apply? Does this queen still need a Techno Advisor

No shade (me when the Sun enters her supernova phase and consumes the Earth replacing all shadows with a blinding white light)

Happiest of birthdays to the High Priestess of Bluesky, Daughter of the Moon and High Sea, Oracle of Teanis, Executive Librarian of Vocal Stims, and my #LOML of my life @a1exajo.xyz Every day I am blessed to share a timeline with you - in the sense of lived chronology but in the bsky sense too 🩵

POV ur about to get chopped in the Zero Chill line

I love rivers