on my fourth (fifth?) go around peer reviewing this article and just wanna say it's fine to publish without reading it. fuck it who cares anymore

funniest moment of the reunion fjfjfj love porsha sm

if I don't say "putz about" in any conversation related to making plans/hanging out/socializing, I'm dead

well this was weird! (good)

does anyone know if u can still fully enjoy Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie if u haven't seen the series 👁️

porshas "he won't even buy a shirt" sent me into orbit pleaseee #thetraitorsUS

idk how many ppl do Traitors-the Pitt Thursdays but there's gotta be millions of us

called my boss to give her an update and instead called my friend with the same name... went into whatever I meant to update the boss on and my friend was like "wow, you sound so professional!" pleaseeee fjjfjf

first half of the #survivor50 premiere vs the second

this premiere has taken a TURN omg #survivor50

losing votes, dumbass advantages, old era first boot..... premiere has taken a turn I fear #Survivor50

Back to losing votes for no reason #survivor50

fans "voted" for dynamic advantages? #Fraudulent #StopTheSteal #Survivor50

taking matters into my own hands #survivor50

fuckass billie bob eyelash boomerang idol #Survivor50

first boot TRAGIC omg #survivor50

✨ #survivor50

old era first boot #Survivor50

Q safe while voteless iktr #survivor50

weird thing to edit out

kyle noOOOOO #survivor50

Ozzy 5.0 has morphed into Shambo. #Survivor50

the disproportionate amount of dude confessionals so far must be due to the fact that boot order is all men, leading to a women-only second half #survivor50

🚨Christian Hubicki has graced my television #Survivor50

MAKING FIRE WITH GLASSES IS SO CUNTTTTT #survivor50

the men's confessionals being like "so glad to be here!!! making friends!!" meanwhile the women's are "can't wait to commit murder 😈" love that #survivor50

the concept of watching ozzy and q on exile island together #survivor50

coach got his ass 😭 #survivor50

actualLLLYYY cirie has played SIX times technically #survivor50

christian wonky ass dance moves pleaseeeeee #survivor50

charlie, jonathan, and rick just taking up space... #survivor50

"rizo is annoying as hell" lmaooOOOOOO #survivor50

the first challenge not being them crawling through fuckass mud :') #survivor50

ok jeff punking them about the rice was great I'll give him that lol #survivor50

I’ve seen enough, give Cirie the million #Survivor50

love cirie so much but these pigtails pleaseeeeeeee fjfjjff #survivor50

old era flashbacks reminding me how beautifully vicious survivor once was 💔 #survivor50

soon....

can't believe it's almost time for #survivor50 I feel like we've been talking about this for YEARS

cannot believe the news about mary's son :(((( how devastating

leaving vpr on (muted) after summer house #generosity #philanthropy #GiveBackTuesday

the show tells me ciara-jesse but my heart says amanda-jesse #summerhouse

west and jesse fighting over ciara....... first time i've ever understood them on a molecular level #summerhouse

finished australia vs world jesus was crowned god!!!!

didn't realize australian survivor started last night ..... any oomfs see it? how did not-JLP do?

ok diva!!! (me)

at the office 🙅😞👎 but no one else is here 🙌😍🕺