watching the new season of selling sunset after secret lives of mormon wives is really coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

just spent 30 minutes going insane looking for my car key, convinced I somehow lost like the idiot I am, and it somehow got under the TV stand I'm gonna fucking-

finished s3 of #slomw

lisa admitting she donates tequila to the church of satan cz "we don't discriminate" fjfjfjjgjgjfjf #rhoslc

meredith + lisa arriving together to maximize their joint church slay #rhoslc

I love how the subtext to every todd-bronwyn scene is just them talking about whether she should be on the show #rhoslc

britani saying the flight was the most traumatic thing that has happened to her. meanwhile her kids don't fuck with her at all #rhoslc

ok one britani-centric scene is enough for an episode actually #rhoslc

are heather and mary holding hands??? are my eyes seeing this? 😭 #rhoslc

this over the top party for britani is giving fear-of-a-hostile-workplace-lawsuit 😭 production said patch it up NOW #rhoslc

guys look at what my brother and is wife got me (it's my cat fjfjjf)

this diva might be my fav MAFS AU cast member ever I love her soooooo much omg please adopt me

going to work means I now have to wear makeup all the time and as a result I have developed the BIGGEST, most PAINFUL Z I T on my forehead omg help me

big mer getting a supersized episode how can you not say mother #rhoslc

the flight back from canouan apparently #rhoslc

I feel like the rhoslc ladies actually have a pretty strict code amongst themselves about not recording each other but HOW did no other passenger whip out their phones during flight-mageddon there's just no way #rhoslc

literally angie and elektra #rhoslc

angie has chilled out from her unhinged energy at the beginning of the season and I appreciate mary for checking her so I can love her again lol #rhoslc

wait im loving this candid convo about non-traditional marriage let's goooo #rhoslc

bronywn dressed as ms frizzle for this post flight from hell debrief #rhoslc

"i like to think of myself as the unsinkable rubber ducky" says the 54 year old woman fjjfjfjf #rhoslc

meredith marks

the org I'm at for my new job is so disorganized and hinges on the internal world of 2 people so much that my whole "onboarding" experience is just this

the @letterboxd.social prompt after reviewing bugonia is sending me pleaseeee

voting in my local election only to realize rn a guy I was in college democrats with literally won and I voted for him lmaoo

my son kinda

this diva (me) is now 30.....

GUYS THIS MONKEY AT THE RESORT IM AT?? HE PUT HIS TAIL AROUND MY ANKLE 😭😭😭

GUYS THIS MONKEY AT THE RESORT IM AT?? HE PUT HIS TAIL AROUND MY ANKLE 😭😭😭

today I learned that literally no one sells photo albums in store anymore except which is kinda sad ??

after my brothers wedding last wedding, now I am soon going to mexico for my childhood bff's wedding which also coincides with my 30th bday on saturday and then when I return from that trip I start my lowkey first Adult Job post-phd

world series announcers @ ohtani

this is sending me #worldseries

can't remember if I took my vyvanse and didn't use the daily pill organizer I got specifically to address this issue

all that for satans conduit to prevail ...

who's up dodging their jays

The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.

😭😭😭😭

one of these baseball teams needs to throw the challenge and go to tribal council

slapped my bf's ass after he escorted me up, everyone laughed at my jokes esp my brother, got praises by everyone, called myself the Sinister Minister the rest of the night let's gooooo

officiating brothers wedding today.... stressed af but check out my velvet slay. inshallah we will also slay this ceremony 🙏

learning hair and makeup for my brothers wedding this weekend is gonna cost me $300

like im dying please fjfjfjjf

shonee: what would god want? george: I don't think god likes paige LMAOOOOOO JFJFJF #survivorAU

they look amazing😍 so happy it doesn't look super AI like most of bravo's cast photos recently

making soup

randomly had to go to my old college campus today so I stopped in their merch store, bought a shirt, and the guy asked me for my student ID iktr (im almost 30)

manifesting a future where lisa and bronwyn team up for a heather gay take down #rhoslc

also imagine being britani's daughter and she finally calls you up for a man-less meet up and it's for the tv show she's on 😭im so glad she chose to raise hell #rhoslc