nfl dr*ft starts tomorrow so wfh-ing the rest of the week EXCEPT a "welcome party" i have to go this evening as everyone is flooding into the city

we need to get ciara miller a gun

me feeling feelings about the west-ciara sit down despite knowing the treachery that has taken place

going to watch the new #summerhouse episode and realizing im 2 eps behind

slept on the couch last night = cat snoozed with me the whole time chilling on the couch now = cat back at it snoozing an embarrassment of riches!!!

well that was a fucking BANGER

fuck it, house of wax (2005) with Sam Winchester is now ✨

made a mistake this morning

i never finished the valley reunion from last season. do u guys think i should watch it before catching up on the new one or is it annoying? ty xxx

wow they actually saved the post-gazette?? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/b...

the real housewives of rhode island has become v important to me

rewatching zombieland and suddenly mike white ?? #survivor

double feature going from la chimera to now you see me: now you don't... that's the beauty of free will baby

walked by a group of dudes and happened to pause my podcast to hear "hey baby you look nice today" then "they pretend they can't hear you with the headphones" (+ a group laugh) which true kinda but omg I had to resist every URGE in my BODY to cuss them tf out truly wish the worse upon catcallers

I feel anger watching the show called survivor

this show fucking sucks #survivor50

played fuck, marry, kill tonight with the #survivor50 cast and oomf said this

finally watched the #rhori premiere! loved it!!!! can't tell half the cast apart... love it!

posting this FROM MY PHONE WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

lost my phone, sober, after a 5 min uber. tried to not be a party pooper but internally spiraling (brother, who was there, got me it semi-recently). ended up irish goodbyeing so i could fully crash out. somehow contacted the uber driver + hopefully will get it back soon i am the dumbest person aLIVE

oh my god.... my moment to shine has finally come

not their send it to darell moment #summerhouse

guys i missed the rhori premiere how are we feelingggg

one huge sneak

kamilla, genevieve and now dr mohan ... horrific week for pittvivor fans with taste my god

the triple boot was so annoying cz only colby vaguely got a just departure and everything was rushed and unsatisfying. BAD production choice BOOOO #survivor50

queen

stupidest thing to ever happen

the concept of hearing voting confessionals on survivor in 2026 .....

this episode was like 47282 9/11s #survivor50

jesus on good friday

I hate the show called survivor

im,,,, so sad #survivor50

im gonna **** ****** #survivor50

tiffany rocking that buff bow iktr #survivor50

genevieve birthing rizo and ozzy via her billie eilish boomerang uterus #survivor50

still have this going and talking about her childhood trauma with Applebees. this is what survivors all about

#survivor50 three groups?

both genevieve and kamilla not safe from the triple elim #survivor50

triple elim imma die #survivor50

one thing jeff is gonna do is overuse a metaphor and beat it to death #survivor50

#survivor50 is so far (still) not beating the sexist edit allegations 😭

just like scandoval, it always confuse me how ppl can get w/ their friend's exes. once my girl starts dating someone, they immediately become a human-shaped container w/ no desires or impulses outside of what is filtered thro my friend, like u are truly an NPC to me 😭 #summerhouse

from a summer house ☀️🏠 to ➡️ a broken home 🙎💔🙍‍♀️

this is sending me into orbit pleaseeeee #summerhouse

my dream of divorcee amanda batula and her bisexual era of liberation and women empowerment is not off to a great start I'll admit

will summer housetok survive this

purchased a bunch of stuff from thredup for the first... inshallah I didn't spend $200 on crap and my efforts to consume ever-so slightly more ethically are not in vain amen