i think i accidentally switched universes because everything looks a little bit different today

wait wtf is carlos not playing roland garros… i’m gonna be sick

oh clock it boris

draft dump

i think for the entirety of the clay court season venus should be allowed to play with her half of the court covered in grass

seated for mother mary

musetti has suffered enough i’ve decided he can make the semis in madrid

updated oomf rankings for the month of april:

just discovered the flour i’ve been using expired in july of 2023

replanted the little nub that was left after i cut my rotted anthurium up for propagation and it’s starting to grow back 😻

holiv is the new [redacted]

beyonce coming in 2 weeks to save music

oh okay

the way i be finding posts y’all made about me days after the fact

even the syvrivors social media team glazes rod nasty

well

i love a crackship as much as the next guy but the pitt fanbase sends a chill down my spine

so unfortunately i hated it

seated for ferris bueller’s day off (first watch)

new york saying she’s never been contacted to do the traitors and i just can’t comprehend how that could possibly be true 😭 like i don’t believe her

spreading bluesky propaganda

rankings for who i would want to take care of me in the pitt

in my head nick kyrgios is chris brown in an australian wig

well what goes on at fruity island? @bitterjurors.com

casting oomfs as characters from the pitt:

shabana azeez’s american accent is excellent i had no idea she was australian

need to see more edits to pearls by sade

in front of mateos salad????????

so y’all just be shipping any and everybody on the pitt i see

he’s actually so funny when he’s not bothering me #survivor50

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coach clocking that cirie’s the only real strategist in the cast ;?/@:$; #survivor50

the grandma:

the way ashley has become the new matt hardeman in the sense that nothing she posts is of any value or substance and yet screenshots of her every thought end up on my timeline somehow

i think we should keep this tribal format with these exact pairs until the final 3 is one of the pairs + cirie #survivor50

now why would aubry say she was tied to devens with an umbilical cord 😭

joe is so bad at survivor i kinda feel bad

“there’s only been one dragon slayer and there will never be another one” #survivor50

TIFFANY SAFE #survivor50

jeff: 63% of the fans voted for twists so that i’m going to personally decide who goes home tonight! this is what the fans wanted

the fact that they almost made cirie do this challenge… #survivor50

HIVE MIND

so what happens if a person in the pair that gets the most votes plays an idol… are both players safe and the next pair with the most votes goes home? #survivor50

ALL IM HEARING IS CIRIE IS SAFE #survivor50

the game mechanics being so botched that a third of the players wanna sit out before they even know what they’re doing 😭 #survivor50

my amputated finger after a successful v-y flap at the pittsburg trauma medical center

seated for the pitt season 2