kept doing the survivorvordle backwards for placement and almost didn’t get it 😭

omg?

i don’t think i can say that on camera

i want one of those little dogs that looks like a felt stuffed animal

and when i start @RodUpdates

thinking about which oomfs would post hate tweets about me if i went on reality tv and which ones would defend me like their lives depended on it

the stripped version of crush by ethel cain does something to me spiritually

tiffany pollard on ziwe nobody move

we haven’t seen a survivor alum network like this in years like she’s everywhere

and how is egg still bald to the bone like does he just continue shaving his head every morning or

why’d i write a knight of the seven kingdoms like everything i say ends up happening

everybody in the seven kingdoms wants dunk’s cookie so bad 😭 they treating him like he rob rausch or something

every other scene is somebody spitting or shitting or both

sat down to watch a knight of the seven kingdoms and oomf sent me a video spoiling it ijbol

well idk shit about heathers but i just saw a clip of peyton list singing and now i want a refund 💔

saw a clip of kuhoo verma singing and immediately bought a ticket to see heathers next week 😭

also if coach ever tried to put his gunky toe ring on my foot i’d vote him out before we even got to tribal

brenda lowe for the traitors us 2027

had a vision that margaret qualley will be winning an oscar in 2029

if someone buys the seat i’m in im gonna be embarassed m because i got all my food and shit laid out

literally how it feels to get 22 likes on bluesky

my sources are saying sam phalen is in talks to take over as survivor host once jeff probst steps down

seated for how to make a killing

it’s a 3-seat bench in the subway station and you’re sitting in the middle seat… you’re on my list

unfortunately my new vocal stim is saying “mista mandami” like i’m andrew cuomo

no shade but i get so embarassed when someone yells come on while we’re playing tennis 😭 like this match does not matter why are we yelling

things just keep getting worse

i feel like nobody from this season really gives traitors official podcast host so i wonder if anyone’s gonna take over for bob and rob next season or if it’ll just be them again

this was probably my second favorite season overall! season 3 had more tension throughout, a better cast, and higher highs, but this was probably the most consistent season so far! pretty predictable and low stakes but i enjoyed it #TheTraitorsUS

reunion dragging so bad that rob’s in the corner of the couch falling asleep 😭 let that man go home #TheTraitorsUS

i know it didn’t work out with dorinda but i lowkey wouldn’t be mad if they brought porsha back next year 😭

if it makes her feel any better, maura is by far the best dressed player in the history of the show #TheTraitorsUS

i wanna be on candiace’s side but her arguments pretty much never make any sense 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

the way rob probably made 3x his traitors winnings this week on instagram alone /$:@;$: #TheTraitorsUS

like genuinely how do people go on these shows and not cuss nobody out 😭 i’d be making up new words to use like it’s really that serious #TheTraitorsUS

tara actually kinda ate setting that trap for eric in the car and then using it against him at the roundtable 💔 it’s too bad she flopped so hard last week that it didn’t matter #TheTraitorsUS

maura getting out of the helicopter with rob’s left shoe up her ass #TheTraitorsUS

if i’m tara and johnny i’m reading every question wrong on purpose to make sure rob don’t get no more money 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

so y’all are going on survivor and wiping your asshole with your bare hands after you shit oh okay

abby liking my tweets despite probably having absolutely no idea what i’m talking about like that’s a real oomf

lowkey forgot you can save drafts on here now so i don’t have to post every thought as soon as i type it out

sia in beyonce basement rn pissed that billie eilish got a whole advantage named after her FOR FREE

whole time it was sia in a billie eilish wig

also does billie eilish even know survivor 50 is happening rn

does colby donaldson even know who billie eilish is