not the Bolero musical riff for Johnny’s round table banishment!! #thetraitorsUS

spending my one wild and precious life reprogramming Adobe software updates

the Name Searcher is back @ it

still thinking about the visitor who asked the New Orleans sub about trivia night on Mardi Gras Day

my SOTU

Doing things the "right" way, burning out and then realizing there is another option, coming back and winning it all with no fucks given? Yes please tell me that story forever.

Alysa Liu doubling back to grab her Rare Beauty lip gloss was v important, to me

There's nobody doing it like him

Lunardi explaining Notre Dame’s weak SOS and low WAB

wisconsin’s biggest football moment of the year

god that was gorgeous & fun as fuck

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

hated that so bad

bf asked if I could stop my 34893th rewatch of a bravo show so we could watch something together

its parade o clock, gtg

TRUE POWER IS INVISIBILITY, YOU SIMPLE SWISS FUCKS

the Olympic torch: like a Wazzu flag, but for the whole world

also!!

free them all

The human brain evolved to survive predators and invent mathematics, imagine the infinite and write villanelles, and to determine, with breathtaking logic, that a surprising number of things are, in wondrous fact, My Fault Actually. The paragon of animals.

ten years ago today no one clapped

Bad Bunny, Album of the Year #GRAMMYs

fuck this is so real

her power….

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

green shave BACK!

ooooooh bby we're going to win & we're going to prosecute

tell me why I keep spelling Minneapolis with 2 Ps when I’m from goddamn Indianapolis

I’m very insecure that I’m being judged for rummaging around in my bag too much in public. Like “damn what is in that bitches Mary Poppins bag”

this is how it’s going to have to be, and how major movements have always been

At the Shell station on Tchoup right now in New Orleans. Be aware, peeps in the neighborhood.

What happens when I get an MRI and it shows I haven't been working on my personal brand?!

REAL

glad to see Alabama Solution get a nod with the risks/bravery of that production

CASTING LETS GO

god I love the early morning electricity of Oscar nom day

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

be the horror you wish to persist in the world

1 year ago! Still not sure if this was real or a dream

does she.. you know., move with a purpose ?

Miami loss attributed to Drake Curse confirmed

Human Jukebox, play it

Fondly remembering the time in 2009 when my friend texted me from a Bolt Bus “haha this is so weird, a cop pulled over our bus AND is making the driver do a field sobriety test??” and then five minutes later texted me “oh my God he failed”

Upon further reflection, wtf was this. What team can IU & Miami agree on quicker than Notre Dame

the IU alum in my house hasn’t stopped screaming, as is his right

also? God, finally a likeable iconic Indiana coach

the most finger-printable trophy in organized sport, huge design flaw