Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor— Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is— Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais? Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

i do think Chet has become one of the most interesting guys in the league essentially overnight from a psychological standpoint. a potentially generational talent entering the league & his prime at the exact same time as a guy that’s him with all the sliders turned up 1.5x

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No congratulations from Zohran to Wemby huh? Can’t even bother to celebrate other wins in the leftist movement — This is y’all’s socialist bae?

the nonchalant shai outmeated by the ever emotional wembert

shai IG caption on photo dump post from different but ultimately quite similar shaolin monastery 3-4 weeks after getting swept out of the WCF: They said i fell off but I’m back on the path… Peaks and valleys it’s all the same to the goat chet reply: Bomboclaat

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keldon johnson’s shooting form last seen laying siege to the castle walls

best part of the latest YKS is when the clip audio cuts out and the podcast is twenty or thirty seconds of mike and JF silently watching OnlyFans together

shai post: Three-two now cause i called And One, won’t need seven for our five… love to the Six jalen brunson post: Got it done as a team but the work’s not over josh hart post (blurry pic of raccoon in his yard): Caught Alvarado stealing my trash! 😂😂

If the Spurs want an MVP-level whistle they could try having the MVP on their team 😏 #ThunderUp #OKcyaLater #RighteousBall #CantStopTheFlop

Can’t think of a team that deserves it more

Interesting… the nine foot tall guy rolling to the rim can score that way… Wonder if we should look at going back to that action potentially

wouldn’t mind if the spurs locked in a little bit mentally

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Castle is who Shaedon would be if he cared about basketball

castle is low key who shaedon should try and be

leftist boyfriends across the nation watching Wemby play and feeling hope they haven’t felt since February 2020

agriculteur d’aura

when shai isn’t getting calls and has to go to his backup plan of being good at basketball

i need the Spurs to get it together because i can’t do a playoff series of tweets every 30 seconds from Zohran Mamdani’s social media team like “I am horrified and deeply disturbed by the recent actions taken against Shai Gilgeous Alexander. Hate has no place in our league”

shai IG caption on photo dump post from different but ultimately quite similar shaolin monastery 3-4 weeks after getting swept out of the WCF: They said i fell off but I’m back on the path… Peaks and valleys it’s all the same to the goat chet reply: Bomboclaat

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Donovan Clingan u better hit the gym sport you got a long 15 years ahead of you

when was the last time the MVP got swept instantly after being named MVP

almost unbelievably this series has me feeling incredible pathos for Chet

my bad chet. my fault goat

Why don’t the Spurs just do this every time are they stupid

i hope Toumani is watching this Caruso game

OKC fans chanting “Refs You Suck”

i’m not getting out the brooms yet but okc low key could be one of the greatest frauds of a generation

spurs defense is looking like what every blazers poster on here told people ours was for the first half of the season

journalistic malpractice that last week i heard commentators hyping up the Wemby - Chet matchup. i believe chet is going to essentially be a non factor in this series.

building fire alarm went off again (set off by connected retail, per usual, but it triggers the ones in the apartments) and maintenance guy showed up this time around and was like "yeah we're trying to fix it but there are 2 alarm companies listed on the panel and neither of them seem to exist" lol

Feeling sort of vindicated in my confusion re: the Pistons - supposed to be a juggernaut but every time i’d catch them in a game they have literally one guy who scores the ball. Never was clear on how that was supposed to translate to success.

Ant Edwards to Portland?

how do you actually watch portland fire games lol

What are the Portland Fire narratives we’re watching this year. As an MNBA fan i really need drama, personalities, and arcs to get invested in a team.

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Guess they better trade luka to portland

Why don’t the Spurs just do this every time are they stupid

Every team that has traded Anfernee Simons made a first-round exit this year… #Noticing

what’s going on with the pistons sheesh

overlook, division, beaverton

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Seems to me that Denver could really use a Deni Avdija type fella as they retool for next season