Portland city council: Looking forward to working w the Blazers on a transparent deal that makes everyone happy New ownership: We printed out extra copies of the offer so we could light those on fire too Guy who was still calling Ja Morant a “thug” 1 month ago: The loony Left, has once again,,

Thank you, Terrified Guy Who Lives in Vancouver, for that sobering reflection on how Portland could be in danger of slightly annoying a billionaire guy who doesn’t live here by asking him a follow up question. We go now to Terrified Guy Who Lives in Camas for more,

Bummer but hope we can come back and do a little better at next years world cup

Joe Cronin is making smart moves in Portland. May look a little odd right now but think about the playoffs: against the Spurs we can play all 5 of our centers at once to contain Wemby, and against OKC we hit 'em with the 5 point guard lineup. Championship mentality 😮‍💨😮‍💨🧠🧠

Every time I go shopping now I have to think of this @housingprovider.bsky.social tweet

Thanasis walking into the office next week:

Giannis joins regular season legend Bam Adebayo and a locker room full of tumbleweeds as the Heat seek to compete for a title in the East

Woah

28th & Burnside in 2029 after we elect Mitch Green mayor

Atlanta Hawks confirmed second best team in the NBA

watching the NBA finals & realizing we have kind of a bad team >>>

they perfectly timed the addition of group chats over here by letting the culture solidify into its own particular brand of unpleasantness before rolling them out

im happy with my cell phone provider my wife handles all that th-thank you young man

my garden is quiet my presidents orange my Kalshi is negative Knicks in forange

settle down spurs

what if wembanyama was black and chinese

let’s get Dylan Harper out there for 45, 46 minutes a game

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor— Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is— Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais? Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

i do think Chet has become one of the most interesting guys in the league essentially overnight from a psychological standpoint. a potentially generational talent entering the league & his prime at the exact same time as a guy that’s him with all the sliders turned up 1.5x

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No congratulations from Zohran to Wemby huh? Can’t even bother to celebrate other wins in the leftist movement — This is y’all’s socialist bae?

the nonchalant shai outmeated by the ever emotional wembert

shai IG caption on photo dump post from different but ultimately quite similar shaolin monastery 3-4 weeks after getting swept out of the WCF: They said i fell off but I’m back on the path… Peaks and valleys it’s all the same to the goat chet reply: Bomboclaat

Welcome to the decennie Francaise

keldon johnson’s shooting form last seen laying siege to the castle walls

best part of the latest YKS is when the clip audio cuts out and the podcast is twenty or thirty seconds of mike and JF silently watching OnlyFans together

shai post: Three-two now cause i called And One, won’t need seven for our five… love to the Six jalen brunson post: Got it done as a team but the work’s not over josh hart post (blurry pic of raccoon in his yard): Caught Alvarado stealing my trash! 😂😂

If the Spurs want an MVP-level whistle they could try having the MVP on their team 😏 #ThunderUp #OKcyaLater #RighteousBall #CantStopTheFlop

Can’t think of a team that deserves it more

Interesting… the nine foot tall guy rolling to the rim can score that way… Wonder if we should look at going back to that action potentially

wouldn’t mind if the spurs locked in a little bit mentally

🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 SPURS ✨ KNICKS ✨ FINALS 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

Castle is who Shaedon would be if he cared about basketball

castle is low key who shaedon should try and be

leftist boyfriends across the nation watching Wemby play and feeling hope they haven’t felt since February 2020

agriculteur d’aura

when shai isn’t getting calls and has to go to his backup plan of being good at basketball

i need the Spurs to get it together because i can’t do a playoff series of tweets every 30 seconds from Zohran Mamdani’s social media team like “I am horrified and deeply disturbed by the recent actions taken against Shai Gilgeous Alexander. Hate has no place in our league”

shai IG caption on photo dump post from different but ultimately quite similar shaolin monastery 3-4 weeks after getting swept out of the WCF: They said i fell off but I’m back on the path… Peaks and valleys it’s all the same to the goat chet reply: Bomboclaat

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Donovan Clingan u better hit the gym sport you got a long 15 years ahead of you

when was the last time the MVP got swept instantly after being named MVP

almost unbelievably this series has me feeling incredible pathos for Chet