The 6 year old in the car today when Red Hot Chili Peppers came on "Dad! They said California!" "Dad, they said California again!" "Dad, why do they keep saying California?"

MAGA Catholics are so gross to me. first off, a LOT of these immigrants are Catholic, and the catechism is EXTREMELY CLEAR on the church being one united global body. those people are your family. your loyalty should be to them and not the president!

There's a Cyber Truck in the parking lot of this campground I'm at. Any recommendations on notes to leave or anything?

if you believe in “god’s plan” and that everything we experience was planned out, you also have to accept that 50 cent: blood in the sand was also part of that design

Took the kids to get flu shots. They both screamed at the nurse "NO!!! I DONT WANT A SHOT!!" for 5 minutes straight so the whole clinic could hear. Then they both walked out into the waiting room where the 3 year old informed the two adults waiting "don't worry, it's not actually that bad"

Oh hey, how's it going?

I used to post a lot more about politics on Twitter back in the day. I don't post so much like that for two reasons. 1. Everyone here agrees with me and I feel like I'm not contributing anything new. I can't add anything new to the conversation 2. It's just depressing. It's so fucking depressing.

I think every town needs some sort of mythology. Every town needs a "haunted house" that the school children dare each other to set foot onto the lawn.

Subtitles should include inflation calculations for all money amounts so I don't have to always go to inflation calculator.

Fuck this guy

Tonight's sketch

It's that time of year again

Imagine being so rich that being able to look out at the earth from 10s of thousands of miles in the air is just too boring. So instead of just popping on a VR headset or something you pay billions for planes with TVs for windows.

After marathoning TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, and even making it all the way through Enterprise, I keep trying to watch the Star Trek movies and every time I keep just instantly losing interest.

Whelp

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

How kettles work

I miss midnight releases for video games. Camping out for a couple hours, waiting in line with friends. Everyone just super excited for the same thing. That was fun.

Being in a family means having certain rules. One of those rules is if Dad is using Reddi whip on something he gets to give himself a whip shot, and anyone in the nearby vicinity gets a whip shot as well, but if you’re in a different room you can’t just run into the kitchen when you hear the co2.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

One time my brother posted "why do people freak out so much about how much kids cost? As long as you don't spoil them it's not that expensive" I almost responded "dad pays your mortgage every month AND you get 2k a month from grandma's estate" I really regret not doing it

You can be a multimillionaire and not at all understand the very basic reason why licensing was/is a thing for broadcast television.

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

Outer Wilds has to be the scariest non horror game. I've never played a game that represents the horror of the vastness and indifference of space so well. And I'm not talking about the "horror elements" of the DLC. Nah, I'm talking about just the base game.

When the Civilization devs get lazy with the dialogue for the leaders

I played Outer Wilds back in 2021, two months before my mom died. It has forever burned into my mind because of that. It does such an amazing job expressing death, the inevitably of it, but also the beauty of life. It's one of the best games ever made

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

My suggestions for Universes Beyond Magic the Gathering sets -Little House on the Prairie -Cheeses -Peggle -The Metamorphosis -The Weimar Republic -Go (board game) -Gone Girl -Council of Trent -Shirley Jackson's The Lottery -Forklift Certification Training Manual

Justice for B0000BY

Making fun of Charlie Kirk but in kayfabe.

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I made his head too boxy, his ear too low. Oh well

I like giving my Loomis practice sketches quotes to fit their weird little heads

I fucking love this guy

These are right-wing terror events I covered just from 2017 to 2023. It's not even close to comprehensive. The government's trying to erase this history.

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

Toddler Joker, pointing at a bandaid on his knee "Do you know how I got this scar?"

Afghanistan, her father’s key in the door

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

This fucking game

"But Gandhi! But MLK jr.! But the ANC! But the velvet revolution-" These people & movements were not monolithic & they did not exist in a vacuum. Successful nonviolence almost always relies on MANY violent movements & actions, of the threat of them, happening concurrently.

Never done a fan art before, so did a quick fan art before bed

Just had a Trader Joe cashier comment on four of my items. I think that's a record for me.

Slightly diminish a book: LOTR: Return of the Duke Fareinhet 351 Charlie and the Box Factory Shack of Leaves Scuffles and Peace Moderate Expectations In Chilly Blood A Solid Amount of the Pretty Horses Les Upsets

Another attempt to learn faces

Grah! I'm struggling with this Silksong boss! Does anyone have any tips? He's just always hungry!