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The Coolest Bitch in Town
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Mike Ginn
about 10 hours ago
I love when travel shows use really shallow depths of field⌠that city you spent $400k flying everyone out to? Thatâs the last thing I want to see
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All these drinks called ârefreshersâ now. Theyâre just punch with sprite right?
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Coach Finstock
1 day ago
Vulture: <walks up the aisle of the plane with a raccoon carcass, flies buzzing all around it, and stuffs it into the overhead> Bill Maher: Oh god. What's that smell? Vulture: My carrion <everyone in the section laughs> Bill Maher: I don't get it Vulture: oh my god shut up Bill, drink your soda
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Parker Molloy
1 day ago
Checking in on the San Francisco Giants outfielders...
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Just saw a jetdry commercial where dishwasher residue was a guy, like mayhem, and he had crusty white stuff all over him and man, This was gross.
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Itâs like the tweet version of waking up in the middle of a meeting and loudly shouting âI wasnât asleep!â
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Supper Mario Broth
2 days ago
Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)
2 days ago
Also, if youâre gonna do Total War, redistricting is the tip of the iceberg. It is a starting point, not an end goal. You redistrict on the way to expansion of the court, justice term limits, strengthening the VRA, and burning a path through American politics for the last century.
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One thing about woodworking is the mistakes reduce as long as you are ok with making things slightly smaller than you planned
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This diaper change could have been an email.
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Iâm here you Fuckass Bitch!
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Motherâs Day is of course the day all Moms are born.
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Well isnât that something. After all these years.
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Bill Nile the Crocodile
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Back when everyone smoked did everyone just always Have a sore throat or was they throats all pure nerveless scar tissue?
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Amy McEuen, Ph.D.
3 days ago
My favorite motherâs day cartoon from the stupendous
@rosemarymosco.com
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Loafy is but a piece of a whole, a slice of something more, a thing which itself was composed of seemingly entirely different parts to begin with, this leads to other questions for Loafy.
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Jake
3 days ago
The Milkwalker would chew this mfâer up
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salad bar ham cubes
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The Target store brand mouthwash tastes way more moonshiney than the Walmart store brand mouthwash. This is just an observation not a recommendation
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FantasyAnime
3 days ago
Happy Motherâs Day đЎđ
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Motherâs Day, just in time for Dad to get a man cold. All part of the plan.
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John Herreid
3 days ago
Extremely funny that this, from 1627, is indistinguishable in message from modern RETVRN / masculinity podcasters.
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Bad news is I misplaced my joke Motherâs Day present so now sheâs gonna think the real present is the joke present
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Telling all my bros to say whatâs up to their Moms for me
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Matt (Aaron Rodericks has a micropeen)
3 days ago
Happy birthday to all the MILFs
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
PEORIA, ILâWhile celebrating Motherâs Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out b...
https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/
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Haus of Decline
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Bill Corbett
4 days ago
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the southâs âPeculiar Institutionâ
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Museum of Twitter
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Madhusudan đŚ Katti
4 days ago
âofficials discovered two industrial-scale water hookups feeding a data center campus located 20 miles south of downtown Atlanta. One water connection had been installed without the utilityâs knowledge, and the other was not linked to the companyâs account and therefore wasnât being billed.â
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A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed â until residents complained about low water pressure â POLITICO
Residents in Fayetteville, Georgia, noticed low water pressure last year. The utility discovered two unaccounted-for water connections at one of the nationâs largest data center campuses.
https://apple.news/A8VAK2a8MRNGAwnuyhWbP6g
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This is for all the Moms
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SayĹnara by Kneecap & Paul Hartnoll on Apple Music
Song ¡ 2025 ¡ Duration 3:04
https://music.apple.com/us/album/say%C5%8Dnara/1828225928?i=1828225936
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David Kaib
4 days ago
Bezos could have just put his thumb on the Washington Postâs editorial scale but instead itâs all âthe world is better off because of rich villainsâ and âdo poor people really deserve to breathe?â and âexperts agree Jeff is the worldâs most cool and masculine name.â
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They call him Dirty Dominick Mysterio because he is mixed with coconut cream
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about 2 months ago
Anytime I see Luigi fans. We bump Rodney Hinton Jr.
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Iâm buying begonias because of the movie
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Mark Jacob
4 days ago
The New York Times is playing the Republicansâ theft of Black political power â the return of Jim Crow âprimarily as a sporting event. âBullish Republicans are back in the game,â writes NYT.
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â¸ď¸Van Weasel â¸ď¸
6 days ago
This is absolute horses
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So Marty Supreme is like the Lisan Al-Gaib of selling shoes and table tennis.
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The thing is I canât earn a billion dollars because if I ever earned enough to retire I would stop working. I only earn so i can support my family and live the life that I want. Why would I ever give a shit about the 10 millionth dollar? Iâm gonna go spend time with friends and family instead.
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Ahmed Baba
5 days ago
There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUSâs reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.
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The only way you can actually earn a billion dollars is by taking it from people who earn less for their actual production.
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Brendel
5 days ago
Thatâs unfair Max, all we are saying is that you can become a billionaire if you are a hardworking regular joe like Michael Jordan the greatest basketball player of all time
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Max Kennerly
5 days ago
You can't "earn" a billion dollars and none of their examples did. Michael Jordan earned $93m playing basketball. He's worth $3.5b today because of our meticulously-engineered legal, economic, and tax structures that prioritize accumulated capital and property over everything else.
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Timothy Burke
5 days ago
here we go again, the new york times calling an increase of 115k jobs under Trump "solid" while it called similar or considerably bigger gains under Biden "disappointing" or "weak"
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Denny Carter
5 days ago
me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC
5 days ago
I am begging a democrat to run for president saying word for word âthese people are fucking freaks and my cabinet will be made up of normal fucking peopleâ
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Joshua J. Friedman
5 days ago
Photo by
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Itâs Kneecap Friday
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Liars Tale by Kneecap on Apple Music
Song ¡ 2026 ¡ Duration 3:17
https://music.apple.com/us/album/liars-tale/1873284292?i=1873284306
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I think the Supreme Court rules should say if you get tricked by racists who created a scenario to dismantle landmark legislation for our nation it should trigger automatic termination
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Alejandra Caraballo
6 days ago
Touching grass is not enough, I need to see Elon Musk go to prison.
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French prosecutors seek charges against Elon Musk and X over child sexual abuse images
French prosecutors are seeking charges against Elon Musk and X for child sexual images on the platform, deepfakes, disinformation and complicity in denying crimes against humanity by Grok.
https://apnews.com/article/france-x-grok-deepfakes-child-sexual-abuse-charges-cac04b1869201bb4c9d425dafc4593a6
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