Damn, Gerry Baker. 👀

“But, I’m a talking tree!” said the oak. “And, you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.

So when Iran comes out in like 20 minutes, or maybe already has and says there have been no talks will the 2% market bump turn into a 4% decline or nah?

Chrome wrap on steering wheel trim needs to be banned. Just sliced my palm open on a piece of peeling chrome wrap while driving.

A company biopic about 2 old retired partners who do not see eye to eye on how to run a business but they get pulled out of retirement for one last project. Northrop is a pie in the sky ideas man who is ambitious and full of heart.

Seems to me the Secretary of Transportation isn’t doing a very good job secretarying the transportation. What if we forced him out and appointed someone whose experience is a bit more than Real World Boston?

Mo Krivas so good

Another university getting rid of things you could only ever do at a university and replacing them with stuff a 13-year-old can do on a phone

best headline ever

I have been losing it at this post from the Dems on instagram.

It’s fun to imagine spending time with Mr. Fucker because you already expect him to do some Mr. Fucker things so it’s not like he can let you down. He may in fact… surprise you now and then.

Just now realizing I’m going to have to explain science fiction to my son in 15 minutes before we go into project Hail Mary because he’s not going to know the difference between gravity and particles that suck energy from the sun.

Holy shit the doctor in Mad Men cross country skis to the hospital on New Years Day. That is so fucking cool.

We could send all the oil through the strait of Deez

Was a time when stories were passed down from generation to generation along the fire and often a keeper of the stories was appointed to remember all. Not so different than today as the living room 60” tv is replaced with a 65” tv and the 60” former living room tv replaces the 55” mancave tv that..

My son threw a mother fucking touchdown pass in flag football today. I was not able to appropriately hold it together. Very proud of my gangly awkward uncoordinated little guy for his perfect rollout and smooth touch pass to the open man.

My based son Cracksxton lives off oat milk and Tofurky

Peace, war, boots on the ground, nuclear annihilation, massive crushing oil shortages, complete retreat and capitulation to Iran. It’s all Trumpinger’s box. They are all the worst and the best things depending on the minute and whatever comes out of his mouth and he is the one to do it or stop it

“We are gonna war crime so hard if you don’t sell us your oil oooooh I am so mad arrrrgh!”

ME: trump keeps obfuscating the truth WIFE: i see you learned a new word ME: i obfuscately did WIFE: ME: what are we obfuscating for dinner

It’s gonna be so embarrassing when the honest to god big one comes and hits us and the last tweet ever sent is like “so wait, guys uhh is this real? I literally can not tell”

Sure is gettin crowded down there

I have said this before and will say it here: if, for God knows whatever reason, you have not seen this clip before, you may think you are ready for what occurs but you are not youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

Being on a combo of vyvanse, zoloft, antihistamines, blood pressure pills, cholesterol meds, ozempic, and 200 mg caffeine if it is not dialed in perfectly I will turn into matt damon at end of Saving Private Ryan, but if I take it right I am pretty much invincible.

google's news algorithm is completely useless now. articles are now just single sites that are constantly updated, but headlines aren't always updated. I saw this just now and was like HOLY SHIT But the headline is of an article that has been periodically updated since March 8. like what the fuck

Bear Down

hear em out

C-SPAN: Would you consider the military taking over Kharg island boots on the ground? REP. HARIDOPOLOS: I think people would see that as an occupation of a vital economic interest. As a history teacher, I consider boots on the ground occupying an entire country like we did after WW2 in Japan

Copper thieves be like I love the wire

Wild about the cats youtu.be/204SD7Sk_uc?...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

I’m thinking drawing would have been a much cheaper hobby than woodworking and I would have been better at it.

I’m watching Luck of The Irish (2001) for the first time. There is an epic car chase scene with a ska soundtrack and it is so fuckin fantastic.

billionaire: not pissing yourself is a modern invention interviewer: fascinating

If the last 18 months have shown us anything, it's that secretive, highly-trained, well-paid assassins are a lot less common than movies and TV shows would have us believe.

Guy on the radio is pronouncing Hawai’i like “Hoe-wai’i” Which is may actually be correct but man it’s annoying

Wait a minute Muad'ib, what are you talkin about, what happens to us in the future? what do we become Assholes or something?

the Norwegian campaign against enshittification is pretty great tbf vimeo.com/1168468796

Somehow these are pretty gross. Also why do those guys look like that? 40 year old 5th graders.

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

egregious and unnecessary war spending. That famous thing congress hates to vigorously lend bipartisan support to

Man… when your kid’s field day has a guy on the team who totally sucks shit it is hard not to boo.

NEWS: Six months before the Trump admin began bombing Iran, the Department of State fired its oil and gas experts. State’s energy division got completely DOGE’d. And with it went the people who knew how to plan for a global energy crisis.

Randomly remembered this gem from Reddit

This is insane.