I was sad because I had no feet, until I met a man who had no shoes, and then I saw the problems inherent in feet ownership

I think of the Criterion collection as "Classy Movies for Dummies"

This classic Nancy is a reminder of how much swearing the strip used to feature. Newspaper owners didn't like it, but the strip was so popular they had no choice but to run it uncensored. It was a different time

Just sent the next patreon zine to the printers-

Got my first installment of @mkupperman.bsky.social ‘s new Zine! It’s hilarious and I love it.

Finding out that Jeffrey Epstein persuaded Matt Groening to stop using hand-drawn animation in the Simpsons is making my head spin

Just put up a FREE Patreon post about the pleasures of reading Proust for the first time. www.patreon.com/posts/surpri...

This guy loves life

I'm looking for printers, as in companies that print things. I'm looking for a (maybe Brooklyn) printer to make the zines I've been making every month for my Patreon, and I also need to figure out where I'm going to get a new Thrizzle printed. anyone got any recs?

Was thinking I wanted to get my boy Sadaharu Oh's book for his birthday, but the cheapest copies are over a hundred dollars...!?!

A lot of Seinfeld plots are about NYC small business owners driving away customers (the soup guy, the fruit guy, the Chinese restaurant etc.) which is, I have to say, accurate

I haven't seen the Shrek films, are they really about him having graphic sex and blowing up buses?

We've got fascist paramilitary death squad hogs on our streets doing ethnic cleansing and terror tactics on US citizens, and both Republicans and Democrats fully support it.

Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.

I finally figured it out: the Charmin Bears love the toilet paper because they believe it’s the one thing keeping people from wiping their asses on them.

Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!

"The Saint" tv series featured Roger Moore as Shirley Temple. Every week he would tap-dance around while singing in an annoying baby voice.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

I see ppl talking about “follower counts” on here compared to Twitter, but to me that’s missing the point. There are entire classes of ppl who joined Twitter when it was the exciting new thing, when clever ppl were encouraged to, and they enjoyed it, at least some of them, but…

X is completely down, now is BlueSky's chance to shine. So, we're replacing one letter in song titles today?

was watching an old SNL TV Funhouse and thought to myself, " @mkupperman.bsky.social definitely designed this one", and sure enough I was right!

I'm the funniest, partly because I have the confidence to deliberately draw badly

Here's my theory about America: Nobody in this country learns what they need for life, either from school, parents or anywhere else, so every important lesson is learned by undergoing traumatic events and making terrible mistakes that leave huge emotional scars.

Scott Adams always gave the very strong impression of being a very sad person who never got what he wanted in life. A walking illustration of "money can't buy you love or happiness"

The policeman chuckled

not even JD Vance wants to live in a world where you vigorously defend the murder of your populace, while demonizing the murdered, before any of the facts are in. insanely reckless. this is depraved indifference to the lives of your citizenry and this will have immense and lasting consequences

Wouldn't it be great to have an actual functioning opposition party in this country right now?

Struggling to stand upright in the New Year. UGGGGHHHH. But I continue, making new Snake'N'Bacon for my Patreon...

This is just @mkupperman.bsky.social's 4-Playo3000 but for video games and not...making your wife cum. michaelkupperman.com/shop/unneces...

🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍 topatoco.com/collections/...

Front and back cover of the latest zine I'm sending out to the zine tier on my patreon www.patreon.com/c/MichaelKup...

I'm really addicted to swimming- it and some other things have really transformed my body- but the pool this year has been overused to a point where it's pretty badly polluted and now I'm getting sick repeatedly, so is my wife

I was gifted some original art by Michael Kupperman and it is the greatest thing I've ever owned. You'd be a dribbling psychopath to pass up these offers. Buy as much as you can right now.

I bought the Poe print as a gift and it came like three days later! Support Michael's great stuff

I just changed the shipping profiles to a domestic flat fee so additional items don't multiply the shipping charge.

Last week for the sale on my site of prints and original art; use code THRIZZLE for an additional 10% off! michaelkupperman.com/shop

I'm kinda exhausted but for the first time in a long while i feel like i'm doing good, funny work (or something close to it) again

I wanted to give @mkupperman.bsky.social a Christmas present so I promoted his new zine project over on Pop Heist. It’s been a big year for me, buying two Michael Kupperman originals and both these zines. Favorite working artist by far. popheist.com/michael-kupp...

I've been doing new things on my patreon

Last week for the sale on my site of prints and original art; use code THRIZZLE for an additional 10% off! michaelkupperman.com/shop

I've had the Martian Manhunter walking a dog up next to my desk for years and it's made me the man I am today, one who is hunted by martians. highly recommended.

ALL FOR PAGUS!

I'm doing some prints for people "off menu," if you will, if there's anything you want and it's not for sale, lmk and we'll arrange it

For the last week of sale, use code THRIZZLE for 10% off!!

For the last ten days of sale, use code THRIZZLE for 10% off. Literally insane savings!!!

Show the man you're not just a number! Own some original art at low prices!

I am now the proud owner of a nice big print of this - and you could be too!!

The fabulous sale on my site continues. Original art and prints on sale! Impress your friends, frighten your enemies! michaelkupperman.com/shop

I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED. michaelkupperman.com/shop