I’m sevenD years old!

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Can we get a wellness check for NatGeo?

Frosty 🥶❄️

Okay this is a good headline

“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork” (Robert de Niro, The Untouchables, 1987)

PA friends! Retain mail-in ballots and block GOP gerrymandering by voting YES to retain PA Supreme Court justices boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...

“You’re going to be priced out of health insurance but EVERYONE GO BUY MY WATCH”

I mean, we don't really get "tourists" but we can easily recognize anyone who's not from Western NY if they try to pronounce pretty much any small town

This is quite good.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

CNN: Trump says violence on streets of Portland is rising

🚨🚨🚨⬇️⬇️⬇️ Tell Newsom to sign SB79, to allow housing along transit. Literally took me 10 seconds. If you don't like telephones, you can leave a digital comment in the link below. Active Bill -> SB79 -> Please sign SB79. #sandiego #safestreets #bikesky

Your aperiodic reminder that this is the true scale of Saturn's moon Enceladus and the biggest volcano in the Solar System, Olympus Mons on Mars.

Initial conditions: m1=29.9 m2=3.4 m3=15.7 (solar masses) v1x=-4.292 v1y=-2.816 v2x=1.861 v2y=2.299 v3x=5.073 v3y=4.874 (km/s) x1=26.0 y1=-11.0 x2=12.0 y2=35.0 x3=6.0 y3=0.0 (AU from center) Music: First Step (Interstellar) – Zimmer

The joke density is unfathomable

Moved some furniture today and inadvertently created a cat fort #Caturday #Cats #猫

Initial conditions: m1=45.2 m2=25.2 m3=9.4 (solar masses) v1x=-3.145 v1y=-3.605 v2x=-6.988 v2y=0.301 v3x=-6.83 v3y=5.735 (km/s) x1=1.0 y1=-29.0 x2=22.0 y2=-13.0 x3=-29.0 y3=26.0 (AU from center) Music: Adagio for Strings – Barber

I think this is the best piece I've read so far about the large number of elites who basically can't deal with the situation we are in. it doesn't compute and they keep hunting for an exit that doesn't exist

I just backed this new Tom Tomorrow collection on Kickstarter and hope you’ll do likewise if you have some spare bucks! Creator Dan Perkins is a genius and I’ve been loving Tom Tomorrow since it began, back in the NY Village Voice and the City Pages in MSP. www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

Seeing some fundraisers go around, just a friendly reminder that Give Smart is updating weekly on where your money goes furthest AND we use Oath instead of ActBlue so your contact info isn't passed on to the campaigns.

Color gradient of the sky pretty intense this evening.

Getting in my entry for #bleptember just under the deadline… #Cats #猫

OH in my own house: “GET YOUR BUTT IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW! IT’S FAT BEAR WEEK AND WE HAVE SEVEN MINUTES LEFT TO VOTE! HURRY UP AND GET IN HERE!”

the ultimate "meeting that could've been a Signal group chat"

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day! On this day one man prevented the apocalypse.

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President Firefly: Well if you’re my Secretary of War, how about telling me what kind of army we should have? Chicolini: Well, I think-a we should have a standing army. Firefly: Why’s that? Chicolini: We save money on chairs!

It really is. Voters hate money going abroad, they thought it made up like 10% of the federal budget. It's zero sum thinking but it's also a wounded duck thrown over the middle.

The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick)

The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick)

I had a great conversation with Glenn Loury about attempts to stifle criticism of Israel's war on Gaza--something Glenn knows about from recent personal experience. You can watch at the link below or listen via the NonZero Podcast feed.

Me, scrolling too fast: Wait… “CANNIBALISM BE SAVED?”

I'll continue to be "I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win"-posting, so figure I should address this point that seems to come up every so often Q: "is it still 'winning' if only *some* good things happen in the near term instead of total planetary eco socialist revolution?" A: yes

A cat In a basket #Caturday #Cats #猫

number one comfort food?

go bills

1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC. If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

Went to a very informative Press Conference on the state of Mordor and Middle Earth. #RochesterFringeFest #ROC

Initial conditions: m1=72.1 m2=122.5 m3=68.8 (solar masses) v1x=-4.064 v1y=0.707 v2x=0.91 v2y=0.07 v3x=3.007 v3y=3.328 (km/s) x1=12.0 y1=-14.0 x2=-35.0 y2=-34.0 x3=-24.0 y3=23.0 (AU from center) Music: Prelude in E Minor – Chopin

Have you accepted Ramen as your lunch and savior?

The purpose of marriage is to ask someone "Where is that thing I was *just* holding?!" so they can silently point to where you put it, everything else is set dressing.

left-lib discourse exists at the nexus of two problems -the first is this, the real nature of the American right -the second is the median voter still likes conservative politics enough that it's really hard to beat them people typically cope by pretending that one or the other isn't true

This Chesapeake treasure is ours for $450K. The lighthouse at the mouth of the Potomac comes with 4BRs, hurricane-rated windows, and more than a little romance. Crab pots convey! #FridayNightZillow www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?

"fear has already done its job, warping public memory of Kirk unrecognizably, to the point where nearly all liberal elites have chosen to beatify a person with awful values." www.offmessage.net/p/charlie-ki...