World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto says #adoptdontshop 🥹

LOSING IT

I do defy him, and I spit at him

Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”

This year, I am paying $197 a month through ACA. Next year, same policy, $1280 a month.

Part 55 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg A book of magic, with spells and occult diagrams involving the 99 names of God. Middle East, 1425

I hope one day that someone will call my translations "scuzzy."

I propose that we sneakily swap yards for meters in all football games next week as see if anyone notices.

One of the most important lessons you have to learn about what a university "is" is a very vulgar marxist distinction between its *managers* (directly or indirectly appointed by capital and/or state government) and its *labor,* who come to the university out of love and idealism.

Just watching this over and over again. #27 trying to get #8 out of it. This is what all black men are trained to do in the face of white men with badges.

Holy shit! After Megyn Kelly gave a free pass to pedophiles Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to fuck children, this 14-year-old girl just gave Kelly a brutal reality check. 😳👇

He should be relieved of his badge, too, but it's Texas so he won't be.

Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

"Legal experts point out that this effectively hands Trump the authority to unilaterally execute civilians who are not waging war against the United States in any recognizable sense." Read that again, I had to.

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment. 2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

not sure if it’s my favorite but it’s up there

Kind of wonder what the impact would be if a substantial number of Republicans said, "I don't want a sex predator's endorsement."

I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

Because I work so interdisciplinarily and have gotten leadership rules formerly only ever held by natural scientists and engineers, I have had some extremely funny conversations where we're just talking past each other because of this dynamic

Wait, get Megyn Kelly on the phone!

Meanwhile, MAGA is still pretending that trans women are the real bathroom threat.

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I am beginning to suspect that the president of the united states of america is not a mentally well person.

UVA Faculty Senate wants top university officials to step down, says leadership is ‘tainted’

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

From a perspective of someone who studies premodern Christianity, the idea that you can text with "Jesus" for free with ads but have to pay a premium subscription model to "text with Satan" or, for Christmas, the Three Wise Men seems very on brand theologically. The rest is rampant heresy though!

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

I remember when Republicans were beside themselves that the Clinton Foundation took donations for non-profit purposes from the Saudis and other countries AFTER he left office, noting it posed a conflict of interest because Hillary could still run for office in the future.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

CONGRATULATIONS TO MS NOW!!!!! PERFECTLY WONDERFUL TRANSITION TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!! wapo.st/3LJl9Pt

I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them. I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.

- 🙏 are the 🐭 - uh what - 🙏 are the 🐭 - WTF does praise the mouse mean what kind of life advice is that - 😐 - what - BLESSED ARE THE MEEK LOL - LOL i was about to go start a whole rodent death cult in your name - oh oops lol - maybe rethink this method of communication my guy

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tom looked it up so you don’t have to - but by all means, use this fact in your reporting on gas prices & trump claims…

Organization That Helped Minimize Child Rape Says Person Minimizing Child Rape is Right. More news at 10.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

ICE vs the clergy

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

Thinking about this photo some more tonight and how all new things in media are old. Lesson re-learned this year is you create publicity moments that signal boost a message to cut through noise. Echoes to civil rights protesters in the '60s and their understanding of the growing power of TV news.

How these people kept a lid on their horrific crimes while sending loads of emails titled "Fw: Fw: Re: our many recent crimes," is beyond me.

AAUP wins the preliminary injunction in the Trump administration ongoing aggression against UCLA (and by relation, the entire UC, higher ed, public education, etc). Time to join your local faculty association!

Tears of relief at these bullet points.

Hold up