Carol did not care for winter holidays the way others did. “I fucking hate New Year’s Eve”, she thought to herself. “And for the love of all that’s holy, why can’t this bartender make a decent gin and tonic.”

Quantum accessories

Okay here’s my “contribution” to Super Bowl discourse: on Instagram, the Pacific Northwest Ballet has challenged the Boston Ballet. You must watch their video because if I tried to describe it you wouldn’t believe me… (It’s the photo with the pointe shoe & football)

Co-signed

Magnificent

“There were bloody footprints where mercy should have stood”

Some very good org.s might not be aware of how atrocious that bird site is, (hard to believe but true), and still maintain an account there. An illuminating conversation with them can persuade them to leave. I did it yesterday! Some good folks just aren’t yet aware; help them/us out. 🕊️

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Slightly diminish a band: The Respectful Disagreement

For sale: High-heeled shoes, never worn.

Brilliant and inspiring

Step 1: ✔️

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Dismayed to see an ad on the back of my fortune from the fortune cookie I got at the Chinese restaurant tonight. (Yes, I am, in case there were lingering doubts.)

How’d they get that big candy cane up there.

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SO good

“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.

I❤️NY

I’m mender critical. Get yer seams straight or get outta here.

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Aye

Hiding out on Caturday. Can’t say I blame her.

Here’s a great painting.

Suggesting a follow for my friend Quinn here. Her stories are wonderful and she does not, uh, *gestures to the state of things* suffer fools. (Wow.) Also, very funny. Also, animals & human behavior parsed to a hilarious T.

This is such a fun, fascinating ride; I completely recommend it!

The ice cream tour continues. An excellent (home made) mint chip at the Farmers Market in L.A.

NYC actors - This looks like it could be a really fun time!

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Well hello L.A., nice to be here.

Quinn is back with an excellent Small Story. It’s got everything - Blood, mystery, family lore, and, as (almost) always, kittens. Also, a sales pitch for her wonderful books, with a portion of proceeds going to charities.

Twelve toes, one bag; the battle begins.

And for World AIDS Day today, I’m reposting this important, sensitive, and profound essay. We all had, and have, our lists of love.

Whatever it is, I’ll take two. I presume you accept ducats.

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It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff! If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!

Can’t help wondering if @darthbluesky.bsky.social is aware of this development…

🕊️My cousin hosts a morning touch football game every Thanksgiving. The invitation to it includes the usual bits (time, place, etc), but also this kind and wry reminder: “This is a family friendly event. Kids 12 and under must get the ball once every 4 downs. Try not to steamroll anyone over 30.”

Happy Birthday Lazzie

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Yes Gotham Coffee Roasters café does sell hot chocolate. It’s fabulous.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (French chocolate mmmm, and it’s available online - gothamroasters.com )

“First you get down on your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect and, Genuflect genuflect genuflect…”