Just thinking about translators today for some reason. . .

When you’re so proud and delighted that you finally understood a pop culture reference before reading the alt, only to realize how old you have to be to get the reference, . . . and it’s not “pop” anymore.

It’s TODAY⭐️💙 Look for the ATG/Cabaret table, probably on 44th St., near the Helen Hayes. . .

Signed a bunch of stuff for the Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS Flea Market. This Sunday, Sept. 21. Look for these items (and more!) at the ATG table. . .

Whew. (grateful)

excellent

Le chien c’est moi.

Someone thought the phrase was “a doggy dog world” and who am I to tell them otherwise.

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Thank you Connor! I DID NOT KNOW THIS. Now I know how to say Get the fuck out of my phone to dirty ai. @connorratliff.bsky.social

Me, before every single shot of every show I’ve ever shot: “Can you see my feet?”

Today is the anniversary of the opening of The first production of The Threepenny Opera. I’ll post below it a photo from a production I did in SF some years ago. . .

If Commes Des Garçons designed a shrub.

This right here. This is paradise. Taiyaki ice cream, Chinatown, NYC.

Animal lovers in Philadelphia and its environs — (phillypaws.org)

Beautiful

Wonderful drawings!

I am so glad I’m not stoned right now

FABULOUS (And beautifully danced by the company!)

Walked in to the dentist’s office and the song playing was Hurts So Good. Wtf man.

VANCE: As an ice breaker, let's all name our favorite amendment to the Constitution. Pam? BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess? BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth! PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son! VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh

💔goddammit

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⭐️☕️Need coffee? Brazilian Coffee? From a woman-owned and run farm? Look no further - gothamroasters.com (Or go to the cafe in NYC Flatiron district, 23 W 19th St.)☕️⭐️

Kars for Kids jingle and there is no argument from anyone on this.

Age verification? I saw Yes at the Philadelphia Spectrum.

Guessing this gorgeous cat has sat for portraits before. #poise

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This is a really great overview (Lia Chang did a great job on it) of an amazing afternoon of love and celebration. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUIs...

Time-traveling pigeons. I believe in them do not try to talk me out of it.

Today is the 50th anniversary of the Broadway opening of A Chorus Line. To celebrate, about 173 of us who danced in that show gathered outside in the Lincoln Center Library of Performing Arts plaza, performed The Opening Away From the Mirror, One, and What I Did For Love. 💙

These are absolutely wonderful.⭐️

Anyone in the Seattle area looking for a darling dog to adopt?

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To help out public radio & television

💙⭐️K-POP DEMON HUNTERS⭐️💙

As Carol waited for the pool boy to bring her second gin and tonic (where is he dammit), her mind drifted. “How the hell did I get like this. I was a jolly pup once.” Her drink arrived; a pleasantly numb fog was on just the other side of those ice cubes.

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I had to shake his hand once. (YUCK AND IT WAS c1993.) It was a disgustingly limp, half-hand, no-grip, doughy thing. My point is, no one’s gonna grip that thing till it bruises.

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heads-up, kiddos:

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s not just his name on the list. I mean, “business partner” seems a bit more damning.

Is a euphemism for what now

One of my favorite blueskies to follow. (Seriously.)

Meanwhile, backstage at Broadway Barks. . .

Met this terrifying and ferocious beast at Broadway Barks.

⭐️TODAY⭐️

I need to watch this on a loop.

⭐️🐕🐈‍⬛🦮🐈⭐️ Broadway Barks is this Saturday! 🐕5.00 - 6.30 in, and along, Shubert Alley🐈‍⬛ Come see your favorite B’way stars help local shelter dogs & cats find homes💕 👑Bernadette Peters & Beth Leavel host! 🩵