In honor of #2, last week's killer from, for my money, the most consistently big-time funny slinger on Bluesky. #AT40

If it's possible, out-Ollie-ing @ollie209.bsky.social.... #AT40

Ahem..... #AT40

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

Album cover.... DIRK WILBURY: PLAID ALL OVER... #AT40

It's Jerry Dorsey, and here is, for my money, maybe the funniest stand-up bit ever.... #AT40 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjaR...

Casey whining about Alice Cooper's missed out royalties while making millions working a four-hour week seems a tad ironic. (By the way, Tad Ironic was how I signed my letters to men's magazines....) #AT40

SHHHHHHHHHH! Stand Tall..... #AT40

I know I've posted this at the old place, but there was a great great comic, Dick Capri, who opened for Englebert Humperdinck all over the world for 20 years. He finally quit, and when other comics asked him why he gave up such a plum gig, he'd say, "I ran out of compliments...." #AT40

What a minute. You're telling me LTD is not James Ingram, George Benson or Luther Vandross? #AT40

After Thanksgiving 1976, I was holed up in my sophomore dorm room taking out from Tommy's because the cafeteria was closed and trying to get caught up for three finals, two Greek and one Latin. It did not go great. I had the "battery" report card: ACDC. That said, I didn't fear no reaper. #AT40

I give Thanks today that I hit the #AT40 chart in time for Brick!

Remember: If a non-white guy is the shooter, he's a domestic terrorist; If it's a white guy, he's "mentally ill." And if it's a woman....what am I saying? When since half-past Squeaky Fromme has it been a woman?

Everybody go home....

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if he won’t walk back his praise of Zohran Mamdani, I will have no choice but to stop secretly voting for him and funding his campaigns.

Again, why Keith Olbermann is Keith Olbermann. Anybody else says two or six weeks.

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

TONIGHT!!!! @thetruants.bsky.social at Resorts World NY!!!!! 8-midnight!!! There's still time!!!

BREAKING: Trump orders Walt Nauta to find bathroom with lock to store Epstein Files.

Is it me, or is this chart taking longer than the last two minutes of an NBA game? #AT40

Deeply hip....

Happy November 1978 from me and eventual Poppy Bush OMB staffer/hedge fund billionaire REG. #AT40

This is like the Army interview scene in "Stripes:" Sergeant: Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Bill Murray and Harold Ramis (after conferring): Convicted? No....

This is why Valerie Bertinelli is Valerie Bertinelli. Bravo.

Choir....

Remember, there is no such thing as bad advertising.... Hang on, I'm being told we have a correction....

One of these days, this guy is going to hit a double rather than an upper-deck dinger....

Popcorn.... Goodbye.... #AT40

Phenomenal....

1972. 15 years old, 5-3, 104.... Hard to believe there was an article clothing too small for me.... #AT40

This is the @ollie209.bsky.social photo of all Ollie photos.... #AT40

Everyone go home....

Okay,funny....

I was going to respectfully suggest "Have they already overplayed their hand?" But then I realized....That's too even-handed.

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

Top 10 cover for me. Gayle McCormick was absolutely luminous and galvanic....

You mean this? #AT40

Dennis Blair, who is one of the great guitar comics ever (along with Gary DeLena and Kelley Rodgers) used to do a note-perfect bit where he would play the LONG opening lick on "Fire and Rain" and do a AM deejay doing promos over it right till James starts singing. #AT40

Here's my slightly personal #AT40 factoid: In December, 2012, I was at the State Dept reception when my former boss received a Kennedy Center Honor, along with Led Zeppelin, and Harvey Weinstein, who was just a notorious asshole then, crashed the reception to meet them and was, uh, escorted out.

Let me just say this about Led Zeppelin: Like Bowie, I get it...and I don't get it. #AT40

If my band, @thetruants.bsky.social, ever lifted our "Nothing After 1967!" embargo, it would be for 1) "Ramblin Gamblin Man" and 2) "All Right Now" #AT40

R. Dean Taylor, who, with Rare Earth, bags two spots on the chart for white Motown artists.... #AT40

I believe he sponsored the LA Open, but this is still deeply deeply hip.... #AT40

"We have absolutely no evidence that John Wayne Gacy was anything other than a respected children's birthday party clown."

Questions for @mavisr.bsky.social: What is Keith up against? What is it it that Keith don't know all about? What exactly does Keith have to think about? #AT40

The difference between The Seekers and The New Seekers? Saccharine. #AT40

Where has @katie.bzky.team been my whole Bluesky life?

What took you so long? #AT40

Ahem.... @mavisr.bsky.social .... #AT40