Nightshitting is permissible if you work on the night shift, because there is no greater resistance to corporate authority than making your bosses pay you to poo.

Johnny Polo Vs Sami Callihan is worth a lot more than 1.25 ⭐... If they're doing Monster's Ball or a Clockwork Orange House of Fun My opener of Bon Backlund Vs Andre the Giant picked up a respectable 3.5 ⭐

I work with women who say things like "(Husband) had the kids all on his own...so he took them to his mother's and she made dinner" and I sometimes tell them that that is shameful.

When I played Control, I had no real idea what it was about and I was blown away. I'm going to be so prepared for Resonant. It'll be a different way to enjoy it, but I'm ready for that.

I know I've successfully built a brand at work because when people use AI they tell me "You won't like it" or they look at me and then show it off to their colleagues before saying "NewRules doesn't like it". And that's why I'm the only person in the department without a "cute" cartoon portrait.

Me trying to save a new file in the same Team I used several times a day Office's Suggested Locations

Look at what's right in the fucking middle 🎯

This looks like classic Superdickery, but it's from 1991!

This by @manruss.bsky.social stands on its own.

My first thought was "It's what he would have wanted" and my second thought was "You only think that because of all the elder abuse and exploitation in the last years of his life"

This is already how Tumblr can look if you live in Britain. If you want to block an account, you have to click on their name to go to their blog. But if accounts are adult flagged, you can't access the panel to block them.

My brand:

This week the powerpoint on my home laptop got some AI bullshit on it and now it uses AI to be unable to do a task I could do easy two weeks ago. What the fuck is this supposed to be?

I was going through my old likes to find something and instead I found out that the Democrats' socials manager has been feuding with that ugly fuck for a while

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

Matt Fraction and Annie Wu's Hawkeye. From the funny "Get back here with that incapacitated old man! His cat has special needs!" to the tender (the whole Will Bryson issue felt really special and beautiful).

When did they change the Gmail icon?

I was asked why I bake difficult things that you can just buy in the shops and my answer of 'because I like showing off?" got an eye roll.

Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…

I went looking for knock off World Cup t-shirts and found this, for @badambulist.bsky.social's wife www.next.co.uk/style/su1128...

Homestar Runner has built a home in my vocabulary ("use your skills of an artist") but my favourite niche website is A Softer World. www.asofterworld.com It is the best, most touching and laughing out loud funny webcomic. And then people remixed it. I saw A Softer Pitt this year!

Shrimp fried rice 🙂‍↔️ Bandit fried shrimp 🫡

I was going to give up on travelling to Thought Bubble this year because I'm no longer going out with somebody who lives in Leeds But...Matt Fraction will be there, so I'm hatching a plan.

"I'm out."

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

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“Over The Forth To The North," by Henry George Gawthorn, 1928.

“You got those photos of Kate Mulgrew using a cell phone?” “Yeah boss, real fuckin’ sexy, just like you asked.”

[extremely Suzanne Vega voice] I am sitting in the morning in the office of the doctor I am telling him that I'm sad and he tells me treatment's simple There's the great clown Pagliacci and before I even argue I am crying and I'm screaming Doctor, can't you see that's me

My neighbor told me backbenchers keep eating his Prime Ministers so I asked how many Prime Ministers he has and he said he just goes to the House and gets a new Prime Minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Prime Ministers to backbenchers and then his daughter started crying.

In the beginning, the UK Prime Ministers were spaced by 24 weeks. Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. In four days, we could be seeing a new PM every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes.

One pride I saw a store selling badges with assorted flags and labels on it. There was a rainbow ALLY badge, which I probably qualify for, but it comes across as being very distancing. Who wears a rainbow and needs to also tell people that they themselves aren't gay?

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Released as a single 35 years ago to this very day, R.E.M.’s Shiny Happy People. I was nine when it was released. If you’d told me then that 30+ years later I’d spend a couple of hours designing a parody of The Shining poster, I’d probably tell me to grow up. Kids can be so ruddy perceptive.

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The Claude Delusion

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why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Manoeuvre www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...

Jenny Holzer, Marquees, Times Square, 1993

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. I watched it two days in a row, as did my mum and she hates big action movies. The Rock is the platonic ideal of a big action movie.