So, apparently the permission to wear a speedo was in a "limited and specific" instance

Sharing leaf umbrella

This feels like Strange's Electric Blue superman look. The long hair, clean shaven face and round sunglasses get rid of much of his iconic look, the cloak of levitation looks like a fancy dressing gown and considering the interior art, this is the best that the whole ensemble looks.

If a joke is worth making, it is worth making nearly three decades late

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

Secret Warriors' Madame Hydra

I can't post how soft Laura Dern's voice was in The Last Jedi, but it's that

I have two bosses. One says "Where's your tie?" and comments on how nobody should be taking fashion advice from me. The other told me that she doesn't care if I wear a Speedo to work. One is clearly more neurodivergent than the other

There was a message board at uni, pre-facebook. The mod told me that I was the biggest user in the world (because I cycled through forums just looking for new posts to read). I also used battle.net but that wasn't nearly as much fun.

A decade ago my brother described Netflix to me as "What you watch when you don't know what you want to watch, but you want to watch something." It's mainly moving wallpaper.

90s tastic

"The American People deserve a well maintained boot pressing upon their neck*

16/25, and that included 3 "Impossible" panels.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I have thought about this so many times since I first saw it

@keezyyoung.bsky.social did you know that House To Astonish called Hello Sunshine "The best thing that I read last year in comics" on their 2025 review podcast?

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Huge fan of Marvel's The Order (2007-2008) by Matt Fraction and Barry Kitson. It's a great team book that is such a dense read and offers something new on rereading. Sadly, the Spider-Man Brains Trust needed Kitson and Fraction didn't want to continue without him.

the new game Tomb Raider-Legacy of Atlantis will release in 2026. so I'm drawing Lara Croft in different versions of the game with different art styles. such as TR 1996, TR Anniversary, TR LoA, and ofc my mischief Lara #TombRaider #LaraCroft #TumbaCroft

People can't actually structure sentences, because on further investigation, that is not what is happening at all.

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

I'm practically vibrating with excitement.

it’s always some guy who looks exactly the fuck like this. an uruk hai dug out of the moronic inferno

This is just @mkupperman.bsky.social's 4-Playo3000 but for video games and not...making your wife cum. michaelkupperman.com/shop/unneces...

Lunged to reach the light switch before the door closed and left me in darkness. I drove my eyebrow into the edge of the door, bursting it. I had to find a first aider and also greet my under 8s field hockey team and their parents with blood trickling down my face.

Strong Bad the kinda guy that Strong Sad would come out to as trans, and he'd instantly and effortlessly switch pronouns while still treating her like garbage most of the time, but decking Homestar in the face for casually misgendering her once.

This should be run like Judge Scarecrow's court in TDKR where bad landlords are sentenced to either exile or death.

Happy New Year🐴🐟 새해 복 많이 받으세요!

Who is Amadeus Cho called Brawn now? His "real" name is much better than that. Even Awesome Hulk is a better name than Brawn.

Just as Weapon of Choice changed how a generation approach escalators Feist's My Moon My Man comes to me every time I have to move through an airport youtu.be/ltYq-jalYm0?...

YouTubemusic has started putting Noah and The Whale - 5 years time as the 4th song in a playlist, no matter what song starts it. It is no longer fun fun fun.

How do you get to the enshittified stage without actually making something good first?

That and the little story about the Carpathian's rescue mission for the Titanic be suss just thinking about it makes me well up.

This used to be the best joke I'd ever read on Tumblr. Now it is sort of my approach to life.

Maybe i stayed up until midnight to read Ultimates and Ultimate Endgame I can tell you now that one is significantly better than the other.

Somebody hasn't seen (or read) V for Vendetta

Aside from the inherent violence, this is phrases in the same empty optimistic way as "next year will be the year I get into a proper gym routine"

I was in the supermarket earlier, and I'm not saying they're putting things in there just for the fans but I'm pretty sure I spotted a few Easter eggs

How I'm walking out of 2025

For the best part of a day, somebody on another part of the internet has been having a mini meltdown about me. It's bizarre to see, and the other people are looking on with a general sense of "Wtf?" Anyway, it has prompted somebody to call me a "good egg". No, not like that

"Another colleague responded: “She is a f**ny. It’s folk like Sandie that cause wars.”"

This is one of the best jokes I've seen, and the number of people I know who sit in the Venn Diagram to enjoy it properly is startlingly small.

Perfect plan

And Tiny Tempah, who did NOT release a studio album after 2017’s “Youth”

Got dumped last month and I'm dreading going back to the apps after six years off.

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

He’s making a list He’s checking it twice Immediately forgets What he saw with his eyes Santa Claus has ADHD