I'm practically vibrating with excitement.

it’s always some guy who looks exactly the fuck like this. an uruk hai dug out of the moronic inferno

This is just @mkupperman.bsky.social's 4-Playo3000 but for video games and not...making your wife cum. michaelkupperman.com/shop/unneces...

Lunged to reach the light switch before the door closed and left me in darkness. I drove my eyebrow into the edge of the door, bursting it. I had to find a first aider and also greet my under 8s field hockey team and their parents with blood trickling down my face.

Strong Bad the kinda guy that Strong Sad would come out to as trans, and he'd instantly and effortlessly switch pronouns while still treating her like garbage most of the time, but decking Homestar in the face for casually misgendering her once.

This should be run like Judge Scarecrow's court in TDKR where bad landlords are sentenced to either exile or death.

Happy New Year🐴🐟 새해 복 많이 받으세요!

Who is Amadeus Cho called Brawn now? His "real" name is much better than that. Even Awesome Hulk is a better name than Brawn.

Just as Weapon of Choice changed how a generation approach escalators Feist's My Moon My Man comes to me every time I have to move through an airport youtu.be/ltYq-jalYm0?...

YouTubemusic has started putting Noah and The Whale - 5 years time as the 4th song in a playlist, no matter what song starts it. It is no longer fun fun fun.

How do you get to the enshittified stage without actually making something good first?

That and the little story about the Carpathian's rescue mission for the Titanic be suss just thinking about it makes me well up.

This used to be the best joke I'd ever read on Tumblr. Now it is sort of my approach to life.

Maybe i stayed up until midnight to read Ultimates and Ultimate Endgame I can tell you now that one is significantly better than the other.

Somebody hasn't seen (or read) V for Vendetta

Aside from the inherent violence, this is phrases in the same empty optimistic way as "next year will be the year I get into a proper gym routine"

I was in the supermarket earlier, and I'm not saying they're putting things in there just for the fans but I'm pretty sure I spotted a few Easter eggs

How I'm walking out of 2025

For the best part of a day, somebody on another part of the internet has been having a mini meltdown about me. It's bizarre to see, and the other people are looking on with a general sense of "Wtf?" Anyway, it has prompted somebody to call me a "good egg". No, not like that

"Another colleague responded: “She is a f**ny. It’s folk like Sandie that cause wars.”"

This is one of the best jokes I've seen, and the number of people I know who sit in the Venn Diagram to enjoy it properly is startlingly small.

Perfect plan

And Tiny Tempah, who did NOT release a studio album after 2017’s “Youth”

Got dumped last month and I'm dreading going back to the apps after six years off.

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

He’s making a list He’s checking it twice Immediately forgets What he saw with his eyes Santa Claus has ADHD

Over at Terf HQ* somebody has asked "Are we extremists? My clever and feminist friend has told me that TERFs are extremists" and the consensus is that they are fine, actually, and everybody else is the problem. Also, incredible to see the phrase "Be Kind" said with such scorn and venom. *Mumsnet

How many Tunnocks Wafers is acceptable to eat in a 24 hour period? Please say 6

Vi Hart's How To Ruin Everything in 7 steps remains undefeated as a way to understand why people are like that.

Shed Seven - Disco Down

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Lots of spontaneous sex changes and also a billionaire's life being ruined. Also, hopefully Laura Dern will be there

The press should ask Trump if he is sad that he will miss JD and Erika's wedding because he will be dead.

*makes phone gesture next to side of face using thumb and pinkie* call me, Ishmael

'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

I am going to direct all my big life decisions to CatGPT (Grey pussy, tom) a feline that does a bad job, confidently and ruins the environment

[olden days board game company employee]: as we know, when one encounters a ladder, one climbs up it [company executive]: of course [employee]: and when one comes upon a snake, one sits upon or straddles it and slides down its length? [executive, waving hand dismissively]: yes yes, do get on with it

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

Today a colleague asked if I had baked for an event and then looked disheartened when I said I hadn't. Take me for granted at your peril.

"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.

Pea puffers 🐡

Re: that Dracula factory clip, my favourite thing to say when I walk into a room is "G'day there boys. You haven't been talking to the cops, have you?" youtu.be/x0xvzabfhOY?...

I hope the answer is "We're unionising"

Somebody on a podcast opened my eyes to "The Hero As Victim" trope and I can't help but roll my eyes each time I see it now.

The final fight from Colossal

Kaneda's Walk from Sunshine But ☝️ only if they keep in Cillian Murphy screaming WHY ISN'T HE MOVING?

Just drawing this piece and notice my twitter account reach 3000 follower. just after the day new TR game trailer #TombRaiderCatalyst #TombRaiderLegacyOfAtlantis 😭😍🥰 Thanks you so much, You're my fuel to keep moving foward 🥰😍. #TumbaCroft