From the mind that brought you “Dream Where You Left a Vital Part of the Cosplay at Home” and “Dream Where You Arrive at the Convention Just as it’s Over” comes “Dream Where Someone Just Helps Themself to Wear Your Very Personal Beloved Monster Suit Around the Con Without Even Asking.”

More werewolves continues to be my new year resolution.

How I’m walking out of 2025 .:🐺:.

In a conversation a fren wished for the ability to explode heads from a distance. Billionaires alphabetically one each day. Zuck would shit his pants once he figured out the pattern. Been thinking about this a lot for some reason.

Free hug from customer at the thrif because I found The Princess Bride on DVD for them. There’s a couple thousand discs here with little to no organization. Needle in haystack, but I’ve got special eyes…

Love it when you find a source for an industrial-grade item that even with shipping is cheaper than the flimsy consumer-grade version you’ll find in stores. Today it’s hinged-lid totes… www.milkcratesdirect.com/hinged-lid-t...

Santa this, Santa that…nobody asks how Krampus is doing. 😢

👹 You’ll lauf! You’ll cry! They brought their own Bavarian brat for target practice.

"We can be Monsters Together" a new pin in my shop~ charnelhousecurios.square.site/product/Roun...

My shoes kinda blew out a couple weeks ago. I have a replacement pair ready, but still been wearing the crummy ones for a bit longer and…oops. (chuckles) I’m in danger.

Every year in the weeks leading up to this day I remember that we really should sculpt a Krampus I can’t promise it would be any good, but I’ve little doubt that our Krampus would boast the biggest biceps in the long and glorious history of Krampus art #shiflettbros #krampus

What kind of horrible monster would do such a thing?

Someone in Arkansas won OUR rarsuit money. If anyone doubts my ability to spend $1.7B on rarsuits, give me $1.7B and watch me prove you wrong.

Toy Story That Time Forgot [2] Reptillus Maximus

So…could I just have the hash browns and coffee and they pay me 49 cents? #maf

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ROAD TRIP! 🤓

Ready to take Jr. for a walk this Christmas Eve. on a #werewolfwednesday A Christmas Eve tradition for #werewolves is to gather at a tall block wall and see who can jump the highest over it.

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merry christmas

The things we do for a little candy… 🍬🐐

For all of you attending family functions, here are some of my favorite conversation staters: “What is your favorite dinosaur?” (Start with the classics) “If you have to choose between being a werewolf or vampire what would you chose?” “Does the theory of time travel necessitate a multiverse?”

Reasons I am Not Fond of Christmas and think Krampus is Way Better, number 833: seemingly minor thing that a dysfunctional family stretches out into years of guilt and shame and verbal & emotional abuse. A story… 🧵

Please. My labubu is very sick.

Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?

✨Technically✨ I was on site representing the goth Xmas market. Winchester house posted this and The People demand More Krampus!

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Today’s $1M idea: a tire shop called Tires Easily.

I'm so so so happy with how this lil guy turned out! I've got about another 4 or 5 to make for my next event in the new year, but here's the first one so far! This little kobold has a bit of articulation in the torso, shoulders, tail, and base of his neck. All handmade by yours truly!

Missed opportunity to call this “Poop, I Implore Thee,” smh (Yes, real product)

Two tiny wings, Eyes big and yellow, Horn of a steer, But a lovable fellow ✨️ #disney #dragon #figment

This but rarsuits. 👹💦

TIRED: Plug & socket couples Halloween costumes. WIRED: Demon core couples Halloween costumes.

German word for that thing where Krampus season is over or Halloween is over or convention is over and you’re like C’MON SURELY I CAN SQUEEZE IN ONE MORE OUTING SOMEHOW. JUST ONE MORE LANE!

The MacOS screen capture thumbnail (bottom right) makes me want to punch babies. Found a 'defaults write' setting to minimize the delay, but I want it GONE. Just dump the file on the desktop like you used to! Anyone know a workaround? Thx.

The best thing about Alien that I wish other movies did is Jonesy. There's a cat in the movie. The cat is not tortured or killed. He's not even terrorized for "comic relief". The cat is cared for, rescued, and kept alive and safe, and seen doing well in the sequel. More of that, please

Why Krampus got tiddy?

One of the Genuinely Weird Things at the Winchester Mystery House. Spooky scary! 📷: @srednieel.bsky.social

SCP but all it does is activate kids autism

#subpost it’s weird how people breed cats for specific appearances. If I were trying to selectively breed cats I’d try to get some that purred real loud and ate pills more readily.

Maf.

TIRED: 10,000 browser tabs WIRED:

Krampus dad jokes. 🛷👹 Happy Solstice y’all!

Sweat tea! Mmm-mmmm, bring on that puddin’!

Maybe this would be funny for Krampus to mix it up instead of the switch sometimes, IDK. Too late for this year but perhaps next time.

As long as I’m complaining about UIs… Weather app on iOS, but also some web sites, favor a blue graph for probability-of-precipitation. I think the color choice leads some to believe the graph is *how much* it will be raining, not the probability of some-amount-of rain… 🧵

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!