Remember the “Will It Blend?” fad on YouTube with Blendtec blenders? Today’s $1M idea: “Will It Fren?” — go around Monsterpalooza trying to collect hugs from creatures. .:🐺🐲👹💀:.

I would get this for Gramps werewolf if it wasn’t $300. (via @moonshiftmonsters.bsky.social) .:🐺:. pmigear.com/products/pmi...

Malwerewolf.

True Science Fact: the best-looking computers have always been cubes. 🧊

So who's gonna get 8 steam machines and make a mini CM-2

sharing cool new lizard news with @paintyourdragon.bsky.social

My watch has more processing power than a Cray Y-MP or something, but for whatever reason the “Preparing…” stage of an OS update takes like 700 years. ⚙️

TIRED: werewolf tail discourse WIRED: werewolf LEGO discourse

Eraserhead baby labubu

TIRED: wine & cheese tasting party WIRED: lizard serum & cheese tasting party 🥼🧪🧬🦎🧀🎉

Groceries at Lucky are so expensive now, I can’t even afford to shoplift there.

Okay so Brutus is my blorbo of blorbos, but…of all the voice roles Tatasciore is known for, it’s weird even to me that they highlight the show that only like 2.5 people have seen.

GUIYSE 🐲🐲🐲

Been busy trying to get stuff moved this week (sigh) so not much drawing to show. Here's a sketchy werewolf who's just too damn tired to go out even though it's a full moon, they're sitting home and watching the great british bake off.

Maybe everyone could chip in and buy Sandwich Guy this jersey, and we can all call him The Beast. 👹💪

Brutus stuff. 🐺 #WoofWoofSpacePirate

Something something “contact your reps” but it’s short for Reptar.

What they tell you about aging: Knees will hurt. What they don’t tell you: A blueberry muffin for breakfast will wreck your energy all day. The mere thought of a jelly donut will make you queasy.

Wesley Wofford has been sending me more behind the scenes materials of his work on Project Metalbeast, especially of the grey werewolf seen at the start of the film! Again I have to thank Wofford for being so kind! #ProjectMetalbeast

I know a lot of people align with the Heath Ledger version of Joker. But bear with me here.

PRO TIP for WEREWOLF COSPLAYERS: get yourself the kind of handlers that will groom bugs from your fur and eat them. .:🐺:.

Attention werewolves

Killing the dreams and wonders of children may be the greatest crime AI techbros have commited.

Someone do FluentPet™ Krampus.

Stupid meme image from 2021. Funny how things end up actually happening.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

PASS IT ON ‼️

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Want a FREE digital copy (PDF) of Creature Sculpt, my book on sculpting? Donate $5 USD or more to the Larimer County Food Bank, send me proof of donation, and I will email you the book. 💵 Donate at foodbanklarimer.org DM me after donating and I will instruct you how to get your receipt over to me.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t. Other than all the unfinished projects at home. Okay so give me two good reasons. And the running out of space. Three. Three good reasons.

Krampus masks! LCD eyes! Not my eye code. I can spot the difference from 6,000 miles away and am forcibly restraining myself from going full TED Talk about correct ways to animate eyes, because this is not it. But hey, Krampus and tech, represent.

From Facebook. Someone cosplaying one of the absolute unit werewolves from PS4 game “Don’t Even Think.” 💪🐺

These antique amusements where one would drop in a coin and watch a brief animated scene unfold, before interactive games were a thing… Need that with Fortnite. I don’t want to play the game, just wanna drop in a quarter and watch Dire do a goofy little dance, that’s all. 🐺🎵

Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland. It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.

Oh, no need for formalities, just call me Phil.

Someone did it. They did the thing. 🍒🐺

Guillermo del Toro please give me a werewolf movie

Already. Glad I got noise-cancelling earbuds, will remember them next time I go out.

October 31st November 1st

The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.

November 1st, or “Two months of an overwhelming majority misspelling ‘Claus’ nowadays because of that wordplay-titled Tim Allen movie.” #persnickety #analretentive

If you want me to celebrate Christmas early, I need at least a consensus agreement of more than 90% that allows me to be some sort of Krampus or/and Rat King creature for the entire holiday season

When someone says Halloween is over now

Up to some 80’s nerd shit today, like ya do. Morning volunteering at the thrif, evening trick-or-treating.