This is why I need some crow frens. It’ll be a multigenerational friendship. Plus super mutant power grudge holding in birbs is amazing.

There is a tube full of monsters in the common room at home. Is this an acceptable number of monsters, or is this household being cheated?

Sitting in a “training” for work that has nothing to do with me. Please tell me it’s okay to go back to bed.

Okay who unleashed the black hole on my room? I had 24 sharpies in different colors all tucked away in a plastic box but they’ve disappeared.

When things just aren't going your way. An excerpt from my writing spree yesterday. #BookSky 📚💙

Welp 2026 is off to a start. Stop your doomscrolling and look at sky puppies.

My New Year's resolution is to stay off social media. Shit.

WiP Art Time! This is Stella. She never explains herself. She also has the ability to turn into a six eyed crow. Illustration idea for the next book. #BookSky 📚💙

Okay 2026 is off to a headachy start. Been on the edge of a migraine for three days now. Psyduck is my spirit animal.

Been writing a werewolf scene, only his transformation is incomplete. The worst part? He suddenly realizes his wolf eyes are colorblind. At least he can see in the dark.

Can’t have nice things, etc www.sfgate.com/food/article...

See, this is the future I signed up for. www.dentistrytoday.com/researchers-...

In a colorful monstery mood. #ArtSky

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

Dear Karma, What the actual fuck? David Bowie had to die while certain wastes of oxygen still take up space and make our lives terrible. Please rectify the sitch, or you're fired. Sincerely, Me

Harry Mountbatten Windsor Whatever said if you get bitten by a ginger, you get gingivitis. It's true, you know.

Getting back into physical art and this is what my brain did. #ArtSky

Some ART!! Whenever I get writer's block, I draw stuff. This sparks imagination, and has the added benefit of becoming illustrations for the next book. Anyway, here's a hand and a narg. #BookSky 📚💙

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana,Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

In a conversation a fren wished for the ability to explode heads from a distance. Billionaires alphabetically one each day. Zuck would shit his pants once he figured out the pattern. Been thinking about this a lot for some reason.

Dear YouTubers, Can we stop with the ai voices? I instantly stop watching when I figure it out. Doesn’t take long. Use your own voice, you absolute knobs. No love, Me

Happy Boxing Day #CatSky

Wearing a zombie werewolf tee under my ugly Christmas sweater. Oh, it's nothing like that. This sweater has gremlins on it. It's a wonderful life.

A creature was stirring because he’s looking for his Christmas cricket. #MerrySpooderday

Jólabókaflóð, or the "Christmas Book Flood," is a beloved Icelandic tradition where books are exchanged as gifts on Christmas Eve, and the night is spent reading and drinking hot chocolate. Icelanders are awesome. I need to move there.

Bursitis is complete and utter suck.

Merry Catmas Eve

Merry...thingummy eve! A Canadian dude living in the UK made this, which is completely terrifying. And now I'm inflicting it on you. #ChristmasEve www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkwp...

Interesting observation. Kids telling Krampus they like him better than Santa. Then I remembered this. Yeah, Krampus is waaaay better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9G3...

It’s true. Sarah Winchester was besot by demons! #WinchesterMysteryHouse #christmas #TheMenagerieOdditiesMarket #Krampus

I got a flu and covid shot Friday. Then did Krampus handling on Saturday. I AM INVINSIBLE!

Sky Puppy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmkL...

Just gonna leave this here. You know, for reasons. #Christmas #Krampus www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS5M...

The human body is dumb. Just thought I’d put that out there.

The owner of this hand is probably an ex human now.

Meta gecko.

The day after Krampus handling is an awful lot like this:

I have chocolate.

Just gonna leave this here. It’s a pithy bit of advice from the best Rob Reiner movie ever made.

Annual infliction of The Monkees singing Riu Chiu acapella. youtu.be/riG85oA6Wy4

Hamd is safe #JumpingSpider #spood

It’s been hours and she still refuses to share. Meanwhile I’m sitting here looking like Jack Nickelson at the end of The Shining. #CatSky

Krampus outing was minus a billion. So when I got home I put the heating pad on high…a the cat promptly commandeered it.

I’m probably going to Hell, but these dogs are tragic funny.

Did someone say “babbiez?”

My phlebotomist was wearing a button that read, “Don’t worry, I saw a YouTube video once.” Then she gave me an evil cackle when I asked if it was sarcasm.

So are we going to war with Venezuela now? I’m confused.

One of my 1:1 kids committed a war crime yesterday. He laid a nuclear bomb & the entire classroom was suffused with an effluence that goes against the Geneva Conventions. Angels wept. Birds died. The ground shook. Something crawled up his ass & died. Then he introduced it to the world.

I had a dream where I was in Prague trying to order a slice at Pizza My Heart. They kept calling pepperoni "meat boulders" and refused to give it to me. Then I was being chased over a bridge by a horde of nuns because they thought I stole the pizza. Pretty sure this means I need a vacation.