Call me weird, but I kinda want this to happen. youtube.com/shorts/Pf8HS...

When you know you're the cutest thing on eight legs.

I present to you evidence that spiders are cool. Thwaitesia argentiopunctata is found in Australia and its pattern can change size depending on the spider's mood. This is the only thing in Australia that isn't trying to kill you, as its venom can't harm people. #EmotionalSupportSpood #spiders

If you see this, post a monster

I'm loathe to think about work on the weekend, but I need to tell you why the Fletcher school library is so awesome. All the banned books are on full display on a long table all month. I'm reading one now because I love YA. It's called The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things. #BannedBooks

Day 7 of Halloween! See, I sorta kept count. Where would a bunch of vampire songs be without Aurelio Voltaire Hernandez? "Fangs were flyin', capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a vampire's scorn" #Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2j4...

Rapturous blep #CatSky

Happy Halloween Day...eh I'm just gonna do these till I forget to do them. This is Blutengel's Vampire. In German, if you couldn't figure it out, Blutengel means Blood Angel. You're welcome. #Halloween #GothMusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Ih...

It's Halloween, Day 5! I'm kicking off a few tracks involving vampires with Toto Coelo. Best known for the overt fellatio of I Eat Cannibals, Dracula's Tango is just a fun romp. And who wouldn't be a sucker for his love? #Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtq...

1:1 kid let loose with a paint peeler today. Angels wept, birds fell stricken from the sky, and my eyes melted. I should get hazard pay. This kid's mutant superpower is flatulence. youtu.be/tI8M1gq_QTU?...

If you see this, repost with a game that released the year you were born.

🎼I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid They got a million toys that I can play with🎵 From bikes to trains And video games It's the biggest toy store there is! Gee whiz!!🎵 Welcome back, Geoffrey! www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Share your favorite black-and-white film.

The perfect lamp doesn’t exi—

Does anyone else feel like everything going on lately is just one endless family guy cutaway?

Don’t shoot! I just a spood!

Guys, RFK is a complete knob. Tylenol fucks with your liver, tis true. I mean if you take too much it's gonna wreck you. Same as any other drug. But it's not responsible for autism. Also, people calling autism a medical emergency can fuck all the way off. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

I love this boi so much. You might be asking what he thinks of me. I’m just a springboard for his jumping ideals. #Spood #EmotionalSupportSpider #JumpingSpider

Oops, had to baleet the last one for a racisms I didn't expect from a band I used to love. Here's Day 4 of Halloween, the second. Enjoy some live Lux and Poison Ivy. #Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=083g...

Oops, skipped a day because I derped. That means I'm posting two Halloweens today. Day 3 of Halloween the first. This is the Cruxshadows with Monsters, because...well...monsters. #monsters #Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Mz...

You guys! It's a miracle! School is letting out at 12:40 on Halloween! This means I don't have to take a Religious Holiday (using a sick day). I can go for a bit and then Halloween the rest of the day and night!! I'm so werewolfing.

The dragon blep makes me ded from adorbs.

Day 2 of Halloween. Song 2 is a fun little ditty from Wednesday 13, aka Joseph Michael Poole. He's way into horror and stuff. So yeah. #Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kC...

I need a moor to wander through at night during a full moon. For reasons.

C D B? D B S smol.

Do you think it’s weird that I love this little spood dude? #JumpingSpider #Spood

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Spood side eye Lots of ‘em. All at once. #EmotionalSupportSpider #spood #JumpingSpider

I did a thing back on the other site last year, and figured I'd try it out here. Of course I'll start a bit earlier than October 1, since Halloween needs to last all year. Here's Halloween Song number 1. I present to you The Scary Bitches. #Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNO_...

I was legit disappointed as a kid that scrubbing bubbles did not, in fact, come out of this can.

Been thinking of this guy lately. The whole climate makes me want to take norco and pass out for a week.

Yo, sup? Time for me to inflict some Mael Brothers on you people. Better known as Sparks, here's Amateur Hour. #music www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JCU...

Direct quote for Jessica Townsend’s “Silverborn” that makes me feel seen: “I won’t waste another second of my night not being a werewolf.” Got I love the Nevermoor series.

This album has the one song anyone on radio has ever played by the Cocteau Twins. It's sad, because they have so many more other songs. It's sort of like 80s stations only playing "If You Leave" by OMD as if that was the only song they'd ever recorded.

The ELA class my 1:1 is in is reading @georgetakei.bsky.social's They Called Us Enemy. I'm no fan of graphic novels, but DAYAM. This one is pure gold. I'm glad this class is studying the book. Takei is okay!

Have this pounding through my head for some reason. #DavidBowie #BowieForever www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3c...

It’s time to Jurassic park this entire planet.

I was thinking about The Masque of the Red Death recently after reading about people who refuse to vaccinate their kids & think deporting all immigrants will fix the issue with diseases on a comeback tour. No reason.

Dilenema: I have plans for costumes on Halloween. Should I: Life on Mars Bowie during the day at work and werewolf at night? Werewolf the whole day without the head (it's not allowed at work) and werewolf at night for trick or treating? Bowie the whole day?

Stephen Luscombe, keyboardist and co-founder of Blancmange passed away at the age of 70 on Saturday. #80sMusic #NewWave www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukLG...

The entire country is this guy right here:

Aw dang. I grew up with parents who loved this guy and his screen partner, Paul Newman. Now they're reprising Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid once more. #RobertRedford

Sorely tempted.

Even though the heroine in my books is a teenage girl, Eddie the werewolf performs heroic acts all throughout because basically werewolves are misunderstood.

I had a dream that Harrison Ford cleaned the walls in my kitchen, then took me and my parents to a place called Roux Roast. Now I want to know what kind of food this place has.

Looks like it's time to post these again. Leave it to Rob Grant and Doug Naylor for the most apropos poster in the history of ever for the stupid Black Mirror timeline in which we all live.

Remember 1981 when the most controversial thing was the rumor where Prince died, and The Police were screaming up the charts with De Doo Doo Doo De Dah Dah Dah? I miss that timeline.

This. This is why I don’t buy fancy toys and beds for the cat. She just takes all of mine. #CatSky #Caturday

If you need some good angry music, head over and give CAA a listen. They’re all kinds of awesome.

Russia be shaking again. 7.7 in the same area as the last 7+ quake a few weeks ago.