Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Oh, I know this one: They're stupid and don't understand things.

There are two guys in the Ballerina spinoff who say: “We shouldn’t do this, that’s John Fucking Wick!” “Come on, he’s only one man!” and I have already referred to them as Matt and Chris.

My favorite characters in John Wick are the guys who chase John Wick into the Gun and Knife Museum.

Hi friends. Marlene broke her ankle on New Year's and is going to need surgery for it. It's also going to keep her from working for a good little while. A friend very kindly set up a GoFundMe for her, and any help is appreciated.

Sean Bean changing his name from his birth name, Shaun Bean, remains one of the funniest things anyone has ever done.

DJ Alfred E Neuman be like "check out my soundclod"

I think for 2026 I’m going to stop reading comics and only read BERSERK again.

Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary www.serebii.net

Am I about to watch this movie with Big Dave and Milla Jovovich, y/n

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If you're after a... ⭐feel-good adventure game ⭐with a banging soundtrack ⭐that only takes a few hours to play Our game Shindig is in the Steam sale for less than two bucks! Treat yo-self! 🧡

The Beacons of Amon-Din Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid! You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

Never forget His sacrifice, the true reason for the season!

Hello, Bluesky, it's time for the annual retelling of the Christmas Fable I wrote back in 2017 on twitter. (1/2)

Be not afraid, for on this day a charcuterie is born.

Hey here’s a whole big thread of Apocrypals Christmas and Hanukkah episodes in case you want to ignore your family for a few hours

Oh no! It’s Christmas Eve and a severe blow to the head has made me and Matt forget about Christmas! It’s up to Fraction to remind us of what this holiday is really all about… sort of.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power.

My Christmas presents from @anotherelle.bsky.social and @jdkrach.bsky.social are telling the greatest story in TTRPG history.

It's our Christmas special, but there's a problem. Matt and Chris...have forgotten Christmas. It's up to Matt Fraction to set them right once more.

I hope I’m not too late to sincerely wish you all the happiest of Nygma Times (the time it is to expect the unexpected)

Sang “Santa Baby” to my dog but changed the lyrics to be about her, then said it was a song by Eartha Pupp and then had to explain to her (the dog) that this was a very funny joke.

I hope we find out his parents were killed by eggs.

(Walks up to straight couple) Which one of you is the Muddle Through and which is the Highest Bough?

So excited that there are only nine days until I get to hear about how the world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. Much that once was has been lost, because none that now live remember it. It began with the forging of the great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immort

Truly wild that someone went to Steven Van Zandt and said “can you write Darlene Love a version of Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) but make it so we don’t have to give Phil Spector any money” so he wrote the same song but like 90% as good [positive] and they put it in Home Alone 2.

Spent a bit of last night trying to explain to someone that while I’m a hick and a square, I’m not naïve and I’m very supportive, so it’s not my fault that despite context clues, I didn’t realize a place called The Saloon was a gay leather bar and not a country western honky tonk until I was in it.

Comics Catch-Up! We made a mistake and read 1994's Extreme Super Christmas Special.

On this week's show, we're taking your listener questions about Nygma Time and much more!

“Mittens” by Carly Rae Jepsen is an underrated Christmas classic tbqh.

You ever seen someone get punched so hard an entire marriageable adult woman falls out of them?

Claudio Castagnoli’s dumb little Warhammer purity seals.

I kinda want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition of watching Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland.

Someone should edit Goku’s Wikipedia page to start with “Goku is a hugely popular guy,” and cite Al Roker from last year’s parade. It’s indisputably true.

Please don’t forget the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

Daily DBZ 181-2. Goku tosses Cell a senzu bean to keep things fair and square. Gohan confidently steps onto the battlefield and powers up for like 3 solid minutes. Everyone is stunned at the ki radiating off of this kid. Maybe he can do this???

Hold up, Mr. Fantasy is TV’s Archie Andrew’s, KJ Apa??????????

Elf on a Shelf is so wretched that they needed to get out Living Saint Darlene Love to cleanse the aura of the whole parade.

I fucking hate Elf on a Shelf.

ACAB includes Elf on a Shelf and his hideous capitalist spawn.

I cannot accurately explain to you how INSANE the Lindt Chocolate float performance at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade was

I love that KPDH is getting like five times as much screen time as every other performance with pyro AND a balloon AND a float AND golden confetti. Those girls deserve it, they went through a lot.

AL ROKER SHOOT INTO KPOP DEMON HUNTERS CONFIRMED

Is this Starbucks ad supposed to feature Meloni and Hargitay or Benson and Stabler, because if it’s the latter, buddy, we have a new Cocaine Ideas champion.

Someone please hire me to rank the parade floats on a scale of how Cocaine Ideas they are so I can put “Pasta Knight fights a fire-breathing pasta dragon while operatic music swells” at the top.