I’ve spent the day watching Kill La Kill so I can rank the Scissor Blade on Ajax, and while it’s definitely for freako perverts it does kind of whip. One girl just stabbed her mother through the heart and crucified her because clothes are alive.

Steel Tango chapter two, page 19 is now up on the Patreon for members. Art by me, script by @theisb.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/156379...

In case any of you missed this yesterday

I think celebrities being involved in wrestling would be a lot better if any interaction between a non-wrestling celebrity and a wrestler was a complete shoot.

Steel Tango chapter two, page 18 is now up to read for all members at the Patreon- art by me, script by @theisb.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/156273...

I like the part where Marston says “one day I’ll get my red dead redemption… and Arthur, I hope you get your red dead redemption, too.”

The popularity of lawyer jokes was a long-term psyop to make people distrustful so they wouldn’t ask for lawyers when questioned by the police.

We're taking your listener questions on this week's show!

Okay you people that can afford it, @warrocketajax.com has promised to do a new segment called #TalentSearch where Chris will read and recap every issue of Jim Balent's Catwman We just need to help them get to 500 paid patreon subscribers! We just need 69 (nice) to go!

Comics Catch-Up! This month, Matt and Chris read 1985's Batman #383, which is as Bronze Age as it gets.

Steel Tango chapter two page seventeen Art by me, script by @theisb.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/155797...

Friends! My new fantasy adventure comic, OUTLAW'S APPRENTICE, has begun, with new episodes releasing each Wednesday. Read it on webtoons: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ou... Or read it on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/ChrisSchwe... Shares and word-spreading very much appreciated!

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On this week's episode, we're rating even more swords, including a Jack Kirby creation that...lost a little something in its move to TV.

Hey, Steel Tango chapter two page 16 is now up on my Patreon! Art by me, script by @theisb.bsky.social ! Free to read for members! www.patreon.com/posts/155474...

You do have to be a member of my Patreon to see this full page, but it’s free! So you should do that, right? This page is @theisb.bsky.social ‘s first time writing Rusty Clunker, which he is predictably excellent at

BOOM Steel Tango Chapter 2 Page 15 www.patreon.com/posts/155306...

Oh hell yes the new Baki is out and it looks bananas.

What idiot called this game Word Play and not Bogglatro. (Jk I know who called it that and he seems like a very nice and smart young man)

Started doing Fist of the North Star Fitness Boxing again. I’m pretty good at jabs and straights and hooks but I haven’t gotten to the part where you hit someone so hard their entire skeleton jumps out of their body.

We’re like three days away from a new Cadaver Synod and tbqh I’m pretty psyched.

On this week's show, it's HickMania season! And one of member of the Fantastic Four...will die!

An important thing about this: I’ve made a big deal about this page because it’s Chris’s debut on the comic and because it’s the first one in months, but the truth is- the NEXT page is a real doozy. And the one after that is the one that when I read the script, I laughed out loud in delight.

We've had an update on Joe today. He's had a tracheotomy today to move him off of the ventilator at last, and he's recovering well. Things are going slower than originally anticipated, but the doctors are confident he's on the right track slowly but surely. Thank you all so much for supporting him.

If you missed it, I’m scripting STEEL TANGO starting with this very page! Betrayal! Action! Mech fights in the criminal underworld!

BIG NEWS STEEL TANGO IS BACK! WITH A NEW CO-WRITER! THE MAN— THE MYTH— THE RATER OF SWORDS—- IT’S @theisb.bsky.social AND I AM REALLY EXCITED! www.patreon.com/posts/154871...

Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.

I’ve got 19 copies of the first printing of issue 40 of The Atomic Elbow left. I’m gonna print more but I’m trying to create a false sense of urgency so you will send me some money. theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com

I get my updates about the "biggest nasty freako pervert characters" from @warrocketajax.com as every god fearing American should!

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Raising money to buy Matt an awful sword he does not want is objectively the funniest thing we have ever done on @warrocketajax.com

Many would agree that being a WRA Intercontinental Champion and Jeopardy! champion is even more impressive than an EGOT

More like Jeopartini!

The other day I was out for breakfast with @tedlyanderson.bsky.social and I had to grind the conversation to the spot and hiss "LOOK AT YOUR PHONE" because this dude at the next table over was wearing Bitcoin socks and I texted him so that I wouldn't shout "THIS DUDE IS WEARING BITCOIN SOCKS!!!"

Important Bad Sword Update included.

Update: I have bought the sword. I have not yet bought one for Matt.

I’ve read every panel of Dragon Ball and I have no idea who Super Baby 2 and Bojack are if anyone wants to explain them.

I haven’t bought it yet but if anyone sends me the money I will. If I get [price x 2], I will also buy one for Matt against his will.

We're rating swords once again on this week's show, including a real-life abomination!

This might actually be the new dumbest shit I have ever read in my life.

I was literally just doing my semiannual listen through of all the live versions of “Good Weekend” with the extended “top of the pops” breaks. Just wandering around my house going “Moun-tain Goats. Top of the pops!”

it has come to my attention that not everyone has seen what a pretty princess Coffee Cup the Dog is

I did actually stop reading Tarot for a while and just dipped back in for this one. I forget what it was that finally broke me, but it was after the ghosts of the 9/11 firefighters showed up to defuse a nuclear bomb. I really need to catch up. Or get a new job, one of the two.

I will say that the lettering in this latest one is kind of abysmal; there are a couple of pages where Holly just... forgot to put the backgrounds in the balloons? I don't think I've ever seen that before. But hey, 25 years in, you're allowed to make a couple mistakes.

Still thinking about how the latest issue of TAROT has a vampire whose big plan to avoid getting shot is just to start throwing vampire babies at the heroes, and how Skeleton Man's response is "I won't shoot a baby, but I WILL punch one in the face!" and then he starts punching baby vampires.

Here now, for free, is that first sentence: "I hadn’t been to the doctor in maybe 7 years when I went last year. " You can get the rest here: theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

I've been reading the new issue of @garbageskeleton.skin's THE ATOMIC ELBOW (theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com/product/the-...) before I go to sleep this week, trying to stretch out the experience because it's literally my favorite writing about professional wrestling.

On this week's show, we're very happy to welcome back @danschkade.bsky.social to talk about Flash Gordon, Lavender Jack, Berserk, and more!

To be fair, nobody ever called the Eisner Award fuckable.

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