That was technically football

Oh fuck Q

Was that a Kamehameha from Hunt

Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey

I can't believe someone on today's Jeopardy gave the response "What's a Grecian urn?" and @kenjennings.bsky.social did NOTHING with it.

Fuck it primary both senators in every state where this happened. Pour encourager les autres.

Running for president on the sole platform of "taking phone calls on speaker in the quiet car should be a capital crime"

I specifically told you that your constituents aren't falling for "we got them to hold a vote," TIM

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

Oh no

Mamdani is going to implement Scar law, so Be Prepared for that

All Colas Are Bad

Walking through the PC section of my local best buy and disabling Copilot on all the demo units, as praxis

Let's call this Plan C after the moderate path of Nuremberg trials and my preferred option which **TOS VIOLATION REDACTED**

Everything about Howard Philips Lovecraft's work becomes a lot funnier after finding out he was a turbocoward in real life afraid of almost everything

really illustrates just how stupid and unnecessary this whole shutdown is that we're almost 40 days in and Dems repeating what they've been asking for the entire time has people howling for blood because it's so unbelievably little that it must be them caving and surrendering

Is Chuck Schumer An Insane Optimist Or A Calculating Political Operator Giving Republicans Enough Rope To Hang Themselves, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

1) One year is still the absolute stupidest length of ACA extension for the Dems to be demanding 2) I thought that was *always* their demand, though? And Republicans said it was unacceptable? I don't understand how this part of the offer is different from the last six weeks.

10/10 take. No notes.

lmao

If you're not watching tonight's display of alleged football, it's basically the Simpsons "Aww, the Denver Broncos?" bit but for three hours and the other team is equally hapless

I have absolutely no interest in middle ground or compromise on any human rights, for roughly the same reasons that I have absolutely no interest in allowing a leopard to eat only *part* of my face.

Best Philly-area projectile sandwiches: 1. Wawa Gobbler (wet, messy, you don’t want to eat it anyway) 2. McGlinchey’s hot dog (potentially toxic) 3. Verona Cheesesteak (could cause actual bodily injury from its heft) 4. Phillies Hot Dog (shot from Phanatic canon) All else reserved for eating

Lettuce be thankful for the jury here

The messages were bad but honestly what do these folks expect? "I can't imagine why you are upset with me, all I did was support sending masked, armed men into your communities to abduct your neighbors and brutalize your children." Yeah, people are going to be really angry.

How could this happen when all they did was openly fantasize about killing liberals, minorities, LGBT people, the homeless, etc, for years, valorize Rittenhouse, Chauvin et al, unleash a mega-racist secret police, kill hundreds of thousands with aid cuts, purge agencies in NoVA specifically...

my favorite GameFAQs thing is that there exists an extensively researched theory that the Dan Crenshaw who wrote the most comprehensive guide available for Suikoden III is one and the same as US Representative Dan Crenshaw he's kind of a jerk tho so it benefits nobody outside of a fun trivia thing

The Escaflowne movie is weird as hell as an adaptation but the look is SO good

This is the analysis I really wanna see from last night, NJ governor was supposed to be way more of a nailbiter than VA and they came out as very similar romps

Mr. Youngkin, this is your 2028 campaign manager, I advise you to keep posting this shit

Oh, and after all the millions of dollars spent on advertising, the harmful policies and all the demagoguery... Stop. Picking. On. Trans. Kids. The Rs lost to me four times in six years. That should've been a hint. But apparently it wasn't, so the voters made their thoughts crystal clear tonight.

Watching WEAPONS instead of obsessively tracking election results, I didn't realize this was set in the Philly exurbs

I'm not depressed, I'm just NERVous

Supergiant did their fucking homework on these games and it's awesome. (See also the joke in Hades 1 where Zagreus and Dionysus prank Orpheus by convincing him they're secretly the same guy; in the "Orphic" myths they are!)

I'm a huge goddamn nerd.

"Do you recognize that sandwich" is Phoenix Wright level cross-examination

Kendrick Lamar 🤝 That smol bean ICE cop "MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD"

Even in Virginia, school board votes matter! In Loudoun I had the pleasure of voting against the "independent" serial candidate whose platform starts out with reasonable-sounding talk of administrative competence before a hard swerve into ranting about "boys in girls'sports".

Can you imagine having a quiet Sunday at home and Wallace Shawn rings your doorbell because he wants to talk to you? Could you resist the urge to invite him in and make him coffee and basically kidnap him for three hours while you pepper him with dumb questions? COULD YOU?

This fucking series, man

oh thank god letting him face ohtani a third time would be grounds to fire schneider in the middle of game seven of the world series

Ah, the majestic sight of both bullpens jogging over from the outfield so they can mill around and not feel left out

Had Rob Manfred done his job and punished Astros players for cheating this wouldn’t be necessary!

Have the Blue Jays considered not removing their entire brains before running the bases