Been using this blocklist for awhile now and it's wonderful. A return to a better internet. Highly recommended.

Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith “Romancin’ is verra important, ye ken. Basically it’s a way the boy can get close to the girl wi’oot her attackin’ him and scratchin’ his eyes oot.”

in woke 2, we're bringing back curses that destroy your entire house

i bet this will work and they'll never get out

“everybody makes a big deal about him hitting two home runs in the playoffs but he didn’t do anything else” YEAH AND NEITHER DID THE REST OF THE TEAM SO WE CELEBRATE THE GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPENED

This quote from Gelb’s story should be on the City Connects or the flag or the birth certificate of every baby born in Philadelphia

Law-people, is it good when a judge summarizes your conduct in a case as "essentially told the Court to pound sand"?

All my splines reticulated

There was a lot of Gender happening in 1987

Always a good deal when this bundle goes on sale but now it's also the only way to get the older, and by all accounts objectively better, versions of 0 and 3

What movie moment made you exclaim THIS IS CINEMA

Wow, very meta reference to Koichi Sugiyama here

I think the one real flex I have here is RUN LOLA RUN

It’s Valentines this weekend, so be sure to load up the most romantic anime of all time and practice the ultimate expression of love SEKI- HA! Love love! TENKYOKEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!! youtu.be/xvq0Jw6J9Ao?...

If I were a House Republican I'd be strongly considering a motion to vacate the speakership just so I wouldn't have to suffer through another Mike Johnson "hold the five-minute vote open for 90 minutes" special

it’s time for the true philadelphia sandwich (italian roast pork) to make its debut on the national stage

Oh cool, six minutes from my old high school

Reminds me of the best throw of Carson Wentz's career youtu.be/akDSaBlvadE?...

....why does discord know things about me other than my messages

"America," by Janelle Monae (2018)

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

BEAUTIFUL

NAIL IN THE COFFIN

This rules

Everybody. Lose your monnnaaaaayyy

Every time they do that cruddy de-aging, it reminds me of this

this is the kind of thing the label "independent thinker" should actually apply to

This universe's Reality Writer's Union is on strike, so they brought in some real cheap scabs and this is the crap we end up with

I'm hoping for the first ever Olympics to feature a "Sell the team" chant

TFW it's 1982 and you gotta find the Dragonballs

A never-fails sign of when a media outlet has been irretrievably cooked is when the suits start to block it from writing about their actions, as if the reporters won't just leak everything. Shows that decisions are being made by self-serving control freaks who also don't understand journalism.

Sir, you will turn 25 this year. It's time to graduate.

The breakdown of rule of law we're experiencing in the US isn't GREAT but I can't deny that lawyers and judges who ran out of fucks to give several months ago do produce some fine snark

They were originally spelled as they were pronounced, but every time Americans took a letter out of a word we added a new one to a different word

Nooooooooooo

All hail our CIA queen

Throw Josh Harris in prison Anyway, what’s this about a Sixers trade?

Y'all Disney is 100% waiting for views on Disney+ to decide if they'll make more "The Muppet Show." If you want more Muppets in the world, watch that shit.

Whenever this happens from now on I'm just gonna assume it's because the speaker shat themselves

every time a team trades for james harden:

My opinion of Gaiman remains: even in the unlikely event that he’s telling the truth and this is all mischaracterizations of the truth by bad faith actors, the stuff that objectively happened that he admitted to and his behavior surrounding it all is enough for me to want to never support him again

LRP: More Hadestown references in US political coverage, please

Anaïs Mitchell weeps.

The halftime show starts and it's just the entirety of Florence Welch's THE GREAT GATSBY stage musical (which, I want to be very clear, is really a thing that exists)

Everyone mad at the guy who thinks Bad Bunny isn't American but let's ignore that dummy and find out who this hero is Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social

When ICE finally releases someone who's been unlawfully detained after flying them halfway across the country, they just dump them outside of the detention centers here in Texas. help pool frequent flyer miles to get these folks back to their homes, pets, families.

ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces. Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.

Don't cry because it's over. YAYBO! because it happened.

Without seeing who posted this, at first I thought it was a left wing flier, saying that you’re a traitor if you collaborate with Trump’s ice and feds