When a therapist tells you "find something to look forward to!" I don't think "possible reduction in suffering D.17" is what they had in mind

Every year in the U.S., workers lose more money to wage theft than is lost to all forms of property crime (robberies, burglaries, larceny and motor vehicle theft) combined

_sigh_ fuck cancer

First of all, I drink it. Second of all, she’s a model and an actress.

i'm playing toys. mind your own business

@kevinhearne.bsky.social feel like you'd appreciate this

Just look at all his majesty!

PSA

Maneki neko Uni

CW: Pet death Just had my 1:1 with my boss interrupted by the totally normal and not awful task of signing for our dead cat's remains

There are literally patch notes in the Sims saying things like "made the Murphy bed less deadly"

I don't understand people sometimes. He posted this less than 30 minutes ago and he's already got dozens of replies basically saying "you're wrong for wanting that" or "you're driving wrong". It must be kinda awful being a big account on here

I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

Yelling "Exception!!" like Phoenix Wright while debugging my code...

Still hard to believe that I was well into my 40s before I learned about peeling ginger with a spoon

I'm currently performing an emergency fish muck transplant. The fish at school accidentally got too clean, and it needs a bolus of filth from our home tank 🙃

@ethanschoonover.com immediately thought of you when reading this

2026 basically

Partner: You are just... radiating stress. Please go do something else Me: ... ... ... _files a bug in an open source project_ huh, I do feel better

OH: "I just tested it in Chrome, and if it does that in Chrome... Safari is probably worse"

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

@mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social may need you to weigh in on this important development

Having spent many, many Xmases in Minnesota, I can confirm for my British followers that this is behaviour roughly equivalent to throwing shit-covered Molotov cocktails when compared to normal Minnesota behaviour.

@katie.bzky.team he's even got a jacket too!

I tried the Elote Pringles and I have to say it's a very weird thing to make a potato chip that tastes like corn

me writing my performance review: I've given you the most brutal gift of all... DISAPPOINTMENT!!

@mewtype.online quick question for you, friend of a friend is looking for an anime appropriate for a 12 year old that "contains lesbians". I figured you've probably got a large mental yuri catalog, any suggestions? 🙃

@lukesteuber.com this sounds like it might be your skillset..? bsky.app/profile/gret...

Just made a mojo marinade and juiced a lot of citrus... my wrist is telling me the counter is too high, or my cheap juicer is too tall

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social just in case nobody has sent this to you yet, a piece of squid-adjacent bollard art

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

@jbrains.ca this is completely random but I ended up on an old article of yours and I think you're missing an `in` in the sidebar about the article appearing in a book blog.thecodewhisperer.com/permalink/pu...

@diedrichbader.bsky.social kind of a random question, but how often would you expect people confuse you and @deebradleybaker.bsky.social for your voice work credits?

Well-behaved API clients seldom make history

several people are typing...

If you have recipes that are easy to mass prep (aka can be done in small steps so people can rest or sitting down) wraps/meals that freeze well, please share them here I have 4 or 5 and I'll try to have them posted before Friday.

Really glad I took today off for MEA. No fun when AWS goes boom

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

@rahaeli.bsky.social I found out a friend of my boss has POTS and I was telling them about Skratch Labs. She says she uses these for salt supplementation, but guessing they probably would be inefficient at your scale www.amazon.com/dp/B01IUVUMS...

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

@mewtype.online just wanted to say thanks for the crossword answer this morning 😆 www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...

there's also a labeler on bluesky that will put a little crown on your profile if you consistently use alt text bsky.app/profile/did:...

Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt. "And it only Tuesday." I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang. www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/

Sure why not... I once ran into Jamie Hyneman in a Safeway. I cocked my head to look at him a bit puzzled, then nodded, and he nodded back.

I wonder how long I'm going to see just "kirk" in a post and still think they're talking about Shatner

Quick friendly reminder that Bluesky is entirely fucking public and you should post accordingly! Heads on straight, gang!