2026 basically

Partner: You are just... radiating stress. Please go do something else Me: ... ... ... _files a bug in an open source project_ huh, I do feel better

OH: "I just tested it in Chrome, and if it does that in Chrome... Safari is probably worse"

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

@mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social may need you to weigh in on this important development

Having spent many, many Xmases in Minnesota, I can confirm for my British followers that this is behaviour roughly equivalent to throwing shit-covered Molotov cocktails when compared to normal Minnesota behaviour.

@katie.bzky.team he's even got a jacket too!

I tried the Elote Pringles and I have to say it's a very weird thing to make a potato chip that tastes like corn

me writing my performance review: I've given you the most brutal gift of all... DISAPPOINTMENT!!

@mewtype.online quick question for you, friend of a friend is looking for an anime appropriate for a 12 year old that "contains lesbians". I figured you've probably got a large mental yuri catalog, any suggestions? 🙃

@lukesteuber.com this sounds like it might be your skillset..? bsky.app/profile/gret...

Just made a mojo marinade and juiced a lot of citrus... my wrist is telling me the counter is too high, or my cheap juicer is too tall

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social just in case nobody has sent this to you yet, a piece of squid-adjacent bollard art

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

@jbrains.ca this is completely random but I ended up on an old article of yours and I think you're missing an `in` in the sidebar about the article appearing in a book blog.thecodewhisperer.com/permalink/pu...

@diedrichbader.bsky.social kind of a random question, but how often would you expect people confuse you and @deebradleybaker.bsky.social for your voice work credits?

Well-behaved API clients seldom make history

several people are typing...

If you have recipes that are easy to mass prep (aka can be done in small steps so people can rest or sitting down) wraps/meals that freeze well, please share them here I have 4 or 5 and I'll try to have them posted before Friday.

Really glad I took today off for MEA. No fun when AWS goes boom

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

@rahaeli.bsky.social I found out a friend of my boss has POTS and I was telling them about Skratch Labs. She says she uses these for salt supplementation, but guessing they probably would be inefficient at your scale www.amazon.com/dp/B01IUVUMS...

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

@mewtype.online just wanted to say thanks for the crossword answer this morning 😆 www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2025-...

there's also a labeler on bluesky that will put a little crown on your profile if you consistently use alt text bsky.app/profile/did:...

Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt. "And it only Tuesday." I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang. www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/

Sure why not... I once ran into Jamie Hyneman in a Safeway. I cocked my head to look at him a bit puzzled, then nodded, and he nodded back.

I wonder how long I'm going to see just "kirk" in a post and still think they're talking about Shatner

Quick friendly reminder that Bluesky is entirely fucking public and you should post accordingly! Heads on straight, gang!

@lollardfish.bsky.social hey it's you

@panic.gay I feel like you needed to see this

OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States

@rahaeli.bsky.social there's a non-zero chance you already know this, but I saw this and immediately thought of you

This is how I ship code

there are a few rules to microblogging: don't be loud and wrong about con law in Courtney Milan's mentions or ecologically sound gardening in T. Kingfisher s mentions and don't make Daniel pull out his medic card.

I don't know if I've been opening and closing the trunk a lot more lately, or if it's "first lat pulldowns in _mumble_ years", but it sure feels more frequent the past couple of days

at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

As @ryanlcooper.com pointed out after the election, Democratic donors could start up a dozen media outlets with top-quality reporters "for half a decade with maybe a tenth of what liberals spent on 2024 election ads." prospect.org/politics/202...

Colleagues: 🎼 If you have a trans patient, no you don’t 👏🏻👏🏻 If you have a migrant patient, no you don’t 👏🏻👏🏻 If you really really care, your minority patients are not there If you have a vulnerable patient, NO you DON’T 👏🏻👏🏻 🎶

From the ACLU Washington, DC Chapter in case there are still laws:

look I'm not myself a political scientist so I can't say what effects it would have for a spate of politicians to crop up saying "the enemy is the oligarchy" and "the enemy is billionaires" while swinging a kettlebell but I think we should try it for science and see what happens

important

shower thought... I'm old enough to remember what SASE stands for