i don't always go to discord for memes but when i do i bring back the best

this is how i’m tryna be

Gibson actually calls this out in the introduction to the 2004 edition of Neuromancer: "a whopping anachronism, right at the very start of my career in the imaginary future." It's a thoughtful reflection on the book's 20th anniversary

Baby ghost bird.

It's today, today!

easiest anniversary shopping i’ve ever done

Happy my birthday to all who celebrate

see this is art

this is the best website on earth by far

they can't keep getting away with this

It’s crazy to think how Meta’s name references a product the company isn’t going for anymore. It’s kinda like if Apple renamed themselves Pippin.

This is not wrong.

if someone wants to add sunglasses and a beer to this photo, you have my permission

stood my old guy pickup basketball signup site back up. it features what is likely my peak creative contribution to society:

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

thank you, wife

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

liberals on this microblogging website

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

Important Italian-American update

Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

Im nonbinary that means I can kill whoever I want

Passport Bros spread out of control unless checked by their natural predator, Steal Your Kidney Babes

riding bikes every day until i can’t for some reason, day 2062 #Cycling #BikeTO #Photography

bsky comms/ops rn

Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive?

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

trying to post through it rn

While they pedal, we crank Join the beta: testflight.apple.com/join/WRV6WZ2H

my brain when it's time focus on the problem at hand:

If you think your day is going poorly I just saw a reply on this website where a guy was trying to argue about the evils of Castro before accidentally linking to a kardashian sex tape because some people very clearly masturbate while arguing online

let’s a go

The. Facts. Still. Matter.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

we know

me watching australian bluesky popping off about the the NIN album one day early

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

they roastin y'all in the forbidden mentions