Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

Tired: The Emperor Has No Clothes Wired: The King Wrongly Guessed Your Shoe Size to Your Face and Now You're Afraid to Not Wear the Painful Shoes He Gave You

friends, I have brought you a gift

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

breaking news:

international women’s day

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

gm

i'm not letting our kids watch Cars because i don't think they're ready to learn about driver culture 😔

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Speaking of pottery, I’ve been having fun carving this little cliffside town out of a block of clay. Now I’m waiting for it to dry so it can be fired.

this is what happens when you make 19,000 posts about bikes

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

drooping "i told you so" at a funeral is unimaginably gauche

men will literally terraform the earth instead of just giving a raise to a nurse www.torontotoday.ca/local/politi...

[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat] …bunk coffins [my wife doing stacked hands motion] like…double decker

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Screaming

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Well, what a wild ride this has been

This is what heroin must feel like

some shit is about to go down

this skeet is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

I am forced to choose between buying my Boy Kibble or filling up my car to get to my email job

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

know the funny papers rules

how it started/how it's going

Me posting my hot take on Bluesky

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

It's kind of wild how driving the speed limit feels like an act of resistance against car culture

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this