vogue ass cow

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

wait we can just do this? no impact studies? no community consultation meetings? no council votes? we can make a little bit of bike infrastructure nicer? gosh..

liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe

we should raise the Titanic so we can figure out what really happened to Billy Zane

curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme

Crazy to think that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today if Biden’s DOJ had prosecuted him for sending 80 busses of chuds to do January 6th

Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

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the funniest part about the Hilton/ICE story is imagining all those video game cosplaying goons watching Big Bang Theory on dusty ass beds before their big boy missions in the morning

i modded a cube to make it slightly curvier

Date: How'd you lose your finger? (Flashback to drunk me trying to get the Kirby amiibo I dropped into the garbage disposal) Me: I'm in the Yakuza.

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

Back to work

Nice argument, however I have already depicted you as the lonely Skarsgård and me as the jubilant Fanning

good morning animal crossing neighbour respecters

witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)

every time you hit post the computer feels pain

when baby goes down for her nap right at halftime

logging on

when i type tortelloni instead of tortellini

clair obscur could win goty again by adding support for the rock band drum controller

imagine issuing a statement about this and not even mentioning the US

I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents

[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point

Mayor Mamdani has the opportunity to do the greatest thing ever.

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

have the journos who are quoting grok’s apologies considered asking a person what the prompts for these were or

give the graphics cards and RAM back to the gamers, they never did anything evil with their computers

floortime is goated

Scrolling the bluesky timeline be like

flying into manila at midnight on new year’s (via reddit)

The Branch Manager Presents: A Year in Sticks

Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago

ask not for whom the beef tallows

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

Enter the Dragon (1973)

my friend group can't decide if it wants to go to the professional women's hockey league exhibition game or the drag king 10 year anniversary show if you want a preview into what the whole world will look like under the reign of Woke 2

I do not know what platform Woke 4 will run on, but Woke 5 will run on sticks and stones. —Albert Einstein