There is no more surefire way to win back a restless and dissatisfied populace than by making all of their food poisoned and rotten and nasty.

I don’t like AI because it insists upon itself.

Watching the newest House of the Dragon and hollerin’ aloud about the Third Amendment

From now on whenever a person says that someone would “run a Wendy’s like the Navy” they mean never promoting any of the Blacks or women above fry cook.

Bad week to be a cracker named Graham

Bad week to be a cracker named Graham

A fun fact is that Jim Jones didn’t use Kool-Aid to mass suicide his cult. He actually used a little known, now-discontinued, knock-off beverage called Kill-Aid.

Elon Musk is a little like Socrates in the sense that he’a a public intellectual who we should force to drink hemlock

Sometimes you gotta listen to an old coot. Codger’s got a point sometimes, gotta hear out a kook every once in a while.

Lolol the mean old gay is the way to go in this scenario!

a fantastic essay on how capitalists, and the Cosa Nostra conspired with the government to squeeze independent labors out of the marketplace:

AMA

If the ICC ever dares to try an American at The Hague, US law states that we must immediately send an arsenal of troops to the Netherlands and retrieve that person with extreme prejudice. But honestly, they’re probably not coming for like, you or me. There’s levels to “being an American”, you see.

The writer of American History X has had a movie in development for 5 years called African History Y? Oh! I guess sometimes “eccentric and difficult” means “visionary creative who clashes with studio fat cats” but it might ALSO mean that you’ve got a whole lot of bats up in your motherfuckin belfry.

I’m sure people would prefer Trump use ILLEGAL labor to build his ballroom but he’s simply an American patriot hiring the American HEROES at Lockheed Martin. They did my garage renovation last year. Great work. Booz Allen Hamilton did the driveway.

I don’t eat meat anymore. Ever since America repealed every food regulation that kept Upton Sinclair from spinning in his grave, protein of unknown provenance prepared with slapdash hygiene standards haunt me. I simply cannot get down with dubious rotisserie chicken from The Jungle.

America can, should, must, and WILL fall in love with the moon.

America is in the mid-summer of its discontent. Smack dab in the middle of it. Plenty of discontent to go before it’s even jacket season, to be honest.

The United States of Theseus. Whatever is left will indeed be America.

It’s impossible to hire a hitman in America. You CAN NOT hire a hitman in America! They're all undercover FBI agents, the kind of people who regularly require murder for hire already have people on call for that. Priest: Alright Paul, thank you. That's not really a confession, though, is the thing.

The most disrespected person in America is the black woman. The most unprotected person in America is the black woman. The most neglected person in America is the black woman. Specifically you, Jackie, because I’m about to beat your ASS at Super Smash Bros, dude, I’m like SO good, you have NO idea.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

What is Bluesky now?

if I can make it there I'll make it anywhere, inshallah

My mayor? Muslim My bagel? Jewish My rent? Frozen My soul? Bathing in the light of Islam

Upon hearing that Mayor Zohran Mamdani had frozen my rent, I received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. One day I shall look down on Madison Square Garden from the Gardens of Jannah themselves. Truly there is no city but New York, and Mamdani is her Mayor!

Lolol the mean old gay is the way to go in this scenario!

some people won’t give an old geezer the time of day but i say let em kook

Sometimes you gotta listen to an old coot. Codger’s got a point sometimes, gotta hear out a kook every once in a while.

While many of you are likely yelling "GO KNICKS" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

Yes I am a “fair weather” fan, in that I enjoy fair weather and pleasant walks and scintillating conversation. I am simply a part of the zeitgeist. You can be a fan of something that sucks. That’s fine. Not my mission. Not my journey.

*HERstory

Basketball on tv looks like tilt-shift for people with astigmatism, and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t. Y’all not ready for that conversation but I am.

There's a magnet in the Sun controlling my thoughts.

I ain't reading all of anything!

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon

yes, young drifter, i will allow you to stay the night at my bitcoin farm, but do NOT dm my three nubile e-girls

going door to door knocking on group chats asking if my wife is in there

I keep this by my door as a reminder

You need to grow the fuck up. You’re an adult now. Time to face the facts. There’s no N in the word restaurateur. Quit believing in fairytales.

That slenderman ass nigga Wemby cannot be out here fouling like this, just wielding his long ass arms like wet mops, he’s gonna concuss the whole bench in a minute

I take my grandmother’s favorite necklace, an elegant string of freshwater pearls, to the pigpen and present it without commentary. They are instantly transfixed. They’re fucking loving it. An exhilarated din fills the room.

I take my grandmother’s favorite necklace, an elegant string of freshwater pearls, to the pigpen and present it without commentary. They are instantly transfixed. They’re fucking loving it. An exhilarated din fills the room.

Kendrick Lamar being a Hebrew Israelite is something we get to ignore, a delightful precedent/useful hypocrisy we call “The Tom Cruise Dispensation” enacted by White Americans in 2005 :)

This used to be a safe neighborhood. Folks left their replies unlocked every day, without even a second thought.

Much like A Serbian Film, I believe DTF St. Louis was created (and carefully named) by artists with a grudge hoping to shine a negative light onto a bleak part of the world. Great show, though.

I’m having such a wonderful time during Gay History Month this year! Pretty telling that it’s the shortest month of the year, though. 🙄 EDIT: Hey folks, think I got a few wires crossed with my facts here, gonna do a little research and get back to you.

Hot take, but I don’t think there should be pride at kink. Leave your ego at the door and just have fun! You walk into my kink party prideful and arrogant and you’ll be turned away at the door, tumescent and forlorn. No refunds!

Much like A Serbian Film, I believe DTF St. Louis was created (and carefully named) by artists with a grudge hoping to shine a negative light onto a bleak part of the world. Great show, though.