I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.

I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.

CHOTINER: There are similarities that come up… ME: Such as? CHOTINER: The Big Mic and The Big Mac? Nearly identical recipes. ME: Well, there are really only so many ways to make a hamburger... CHOTINER: Of course. ME: l was aware of the other establishment, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously.

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously.

CHOTINER: Then you dropped it. ME: Yeah. It was worth a lot of— CHOTINER: The quarter. ME: Right. CHOTINER: The one you were flipping near a sewer grate. To impress, what was it? Dames looking for trouble? ME: You know it was dames, man. CHOTINER: They didn't consider that trouble?

She decided early and young that she would cultivate her looks in a way that would ensure her safety, security, and attention. Her every action is a reaction to that failed bet. She’s thin and white and STILL can’t win. Infuriates her. And now she’s aging. Thus, Dorian Gray plastic surgery, a shame.

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

Who is Megyn Kelly for? A whirling dervish of half-considered nonsense opinions and rhetoric too trite and poorly articulated to be inflammatory. Mediocre and mendacious and stupid. My lord! I’m forced to know this person exists just because she’s blonde?? God just be making any kind of person smh.

Please, PLEASE do not get me started on Nate Silver again. My grandma died of apoplexy, I’m not tryna go out like that. Might be worth it though 😠 I keep smoke for that one.

“they should be president” - americans watching almost anyone do something prominent

Always wear clean underwear when you leave the house in case you get in an accident and the emergency workers need to use it to barter with specialists for treatment, bunch of HMOs been getting real freak nasty with it lately, check your coverage documents, really peruse the fine print.

When you have to have some sort of procedure and a part of your body is described as “grossly normal” it’s pretty offensive. Like fuck you, that’s so rude, my gallbladder is tight as fuck. Don’t talk shit, just look at my viscera and synthesize the results, idiot.

Fuck that nigga, Hakeem Jeffries sucks and should quit. Go back to school. Get some bullshit degree. Move to New Mexico and start wearing soft brown leather and turquoise and tell tourists he runs into at the craft store that things “aren’t so fast paced” here and “that’s how he likes it.”

Yeah there’s a typo in this but that’s simply because my plug returned from visiting his aunties house in Michigan, so relax!

Dudes need to stop trying to kick KNOWLEDGE in the comments of my jokes and kick ROCKS, instead, you fuckin doofuses.

There’s a way to be condescending AND funny and yet not one of the people LEAPING to correcting me for things I’ve gotten correct today have managed this delicate balance. Schoolmarms, the motherfucking lot of you!

When you have to have some sort of procedure and a part of your body is described as “grossly normal” it’s pretty offensive. Like fuck you, that’s so rude, my gallbladder is tight as fuck. Don’t talk shit, just look at my viscera and synthesize the results, idiot.

I cannot for the life of me remember who Ezra Klein is ever. His name and affiliations refuse to stay in my head, I only have room for so many men like him, and I must remember everything about Jonny Greenwood due to some sick compulsion, it simply is what it is.

SLACE!! @skilletqueso.com

In many ways Eric Adams is the Nicholas Sarkozy of New York City.

They got a whole generation of children hooked on phonics and there were no consequences. No fines. No jail time.

I don’t care very much for the way people speak to black women on this application, frankly!

Democratic leadership huddled all night thrilled that they’d finally decoded the complex cypher that is young, male voters. Mamdani got through to them. They’ve cracked the case.

(guy who has only read two books) this orwellian shit is starting to seem pretty dickensian to me

Did you know Ollie North just married Fawn Hall? Isn’t that wild? Two crazy kids in love finally making it honest. What a world, what a country.

Same. Oh no! An overly confident man with strawberries and cream undertones and a midwestern cowlick is arrogantly asserting inane falsehoods in a condescending tone! Someone call the RA!

Nothing Eric Adams could do would surprise me. He is Tracy Jordan with executive power, he may decide to kill us all tomorrow, or try to drain the Hudson looking for emeralds or outlaw bodega sandwiches made without mustard. He just be doing whatever.

the white man is condescending to a black woman about the repression of the civil rights movement, in his culture this is considered an expression of the Warrior’s Spirit

What if Kermit the Frog became Pinochet?

Let the FBI visit you at your home in order to waste their time! Be a honeypot for the feds so they’re not out there doing REAL dastardly things. Serve them tea in your grandma’s good china, as a ruse. This is the way, Blacks.

dear fellow caucasoids, the rules are over. it's not clear when they'll be back. if you act like the rules are still real you are going to get hurt or hurt others. fear is ok, arrogance is not. please behave accordingly. best, a brick

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

The bepenised goat

Market fluctuations have caused changes in existing, longstanding policy. Thank you for your patience and attention to this matter.

Same. Oh no! An overly confident man with strawberries and cream undertones and a midwestern cowlick is arrogantly asserting inane falsehoods in a condescending tone! Someone call the RA!

Why are you all arguing with a cherubic, intransigent dude in chinos named Will about politics. Did you not go to liberal arts school? Did you not get your fill of this behavior in the common room late at night?

I’m a little sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 on William Stancil.

Nah.

@whstancil.bsky.social You must stop! You’re a young man! You can’t spend your halcyon days typing at windmills. You’ll be on the statins soon if you don’t Log Off, I’m concerned.

Spoiled milk indeed. I am once again calling upon @whstancil.bsky.social to stop this shit at once. You’ve allowed the internet to make you weird and combative and you have bad opinions and beliefs.

the soulless cannot feel weariness

Will Stancil moves people in a way that is belied by his soft Quaker physiognomy. He seems to hit people like spoiled milk, very immediately and viscerally.

Will Stancil is at it again? Does he not rest? Is his spirit not tired?

Checked out Rent the Runway for an upcoming wedding. Hadn’t been on in years! Awful. The UX, the clothes, the prices, the app design. Dogshit. Immediately googled “RTR Private Equity” and of course! Every time a company becomes inexplicably and egregiously awful, seemingly overnight, dats PE baby!

Crashing out, but spiritually. In my head and in my heart. Crashing in.

Local Pregnant Woman Gamely Puts Aside Personal Preference For Uncut Cock To Weigh In On Infant Circumcision Debate

Remove all the ordinary ways of protesting and addressing grievances and pretty soon all you are left with is the extraordinary.

Okay yes, my body is TEA but so is my BRAIN. My HEART is also tea, as are my bones and skin and hair. Straight PG Tips.