Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

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"But there is one of her sisters, who has rizz, and I dare say aura. Do let me ask my partner to introduce you.” “Which do you mean?” and turning round, he looked for a moment at Elizabeth, till, catching her eye, Darcy snobmaxxed, “She is mid: but has not rizz enough to tempt me."

Kenan made some sort of evil German fairy tale deal to be on SNL where he will always be on the show but each year he has to seem a little more sad about it

Almost treated this as an insipid question with a self evident answer to a flawed comparison but then I realized. You’re not asking about significance or strength of overall output. You leave open the question of which is a better *band* and suddenly Goo Goo Dolls don’t seem quite so laughable.

Forbes’ “Topline” covers for the fascist transphobe.

I love how Markwayne thinks he has a really good idea and while everyone else is telling him it’s really stupid, he knows if he goes on tv enough and maybe Trump sees it then he might get a chance to implement it.

Reminder if you are not homosexual do not say m'lady

I swear to God if this HR fuckup means we get kicked out and have to go to the shelter again I'm fucking kms I am literally painting the walls with my brains WTF did I do all this work for and nobody cares enough to help us so maybe when I'm dead they'll help my kids

Tumblr dolls are speaking in hushed and horrified tones about something called "the puppygirl essay" and it feels cursed and haunted ngl

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Who invited Jack Black to the Tom Morello gig? Dude split up his own band because Kyle said the thing, he doesn't give a shit about freeing this country from a goddamn thing.

Guy who doesn’t think he needs to be humble about the 50k or wtfever in his bank account cuz he doesn’t live in a minimanison or have large assets

Guy who can just ask his family for money:

i didn’t point fingers at anyone

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Pam Hemphill (aka MAGA Granny) spent years in the national spotlight saying she pled guilty because she was guilty. She was not a victim. She went to January 6 as a volunteer. Apparently personal responsibility comes with a $5 million taxpayer-funded buyout option.

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11. Soon things like the manosphere and incel communities caught fire on the internet, becoming a red pill right-wing pipeline to extremism. And while memes like Pepe the Frog became symbols, Harambe was always close behind as the unifying meme

8. Well....we were gaslit every time with shouts of, "people reaction time." Or "fear for the lives of police." But a human child wasn't worth the same kind of dignity. It was almost like a slap in the face like, "we're turning your rhetoric back on you."

7. People were calling for the jailing of the Mother......some even her death. A life for a life. Now what was most interesting to me at the time, is that we were in the midst of the Black Lives Matter movement, with the constant refrain of, "Why always deadly force, and not restraint?"

6. The reaction was "why did you have to kill the gorilla?! You could've just tranquilized him. He wasn't hurting the boy." or even worse "the boy deserved whatever was coming to him. Should've had better parents." I remember being completely awed. Are we serious right now?!

5. While we all agreed about the questionable actions of the Mother involved, once people found out that Harambe was fatally killed, the reaction was swift. Black people generally agreed "she should've watched her child better, but glad he was safe." But not white people

4. Now....we were all pretty horrified at what we watched that day, wondering what would happen to the kid and the gorilla. But I immediately noticed how divided we were about it. I know it seems hyperbolic, but it was like OJ in the 90s!

3. I remember the news and entertainment shows playing and replaying the video showing the kid being violently dragged through the water by a 400lb gorilla. And I also noticed something else. It was a little Black kid

Okay, bear with me for a second. Because I've held this theory for a long time. And I kinda feels like this confirms it. The death of Harambe was the tipping point of no return for the unserious right-wing turn of America. 🧵

ngl, however much you hate Will Stancil, it isn't enough.

go ahead

Make the big account post an apology too!

He is. Ken Paxton was an early adopter of anti-trans pushes in the U.S. all the way back in 2022, primarily as a way to try and keep his own ass out of prison and to detract from his well-known felony fraud charges. Transphobia has been his political life-saver. He does it because it works.

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taco bell tonight queen? $marinadove

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Pizza My Heart is the worst motherfucking pizza you could possibly purchase. I have no fucking idea how they have so many fans. It is worse than Cici's Pizza in quality and taste.

just gotta survive i just gotta survive man i just gotta survive

yikes :(

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Ambulabubu!

Pope Leo: now second of all Pope Leo: i gots some words about all this here AI Pope Leo: in fact it reminds me of a quote by da smartest guy i've ever known Blatty: ah yes yes Blatty: you speak of Jesus Christ of course Pope Leo: nope Pope Leo: i'm talkin' gandalf Blatty:

Pope Leo: eyyy its me, da chicago pope William Peter Blatty: gasp! your holiness! Blatty: what an honor! i Blatty: i just Blatty: i just Blatty: wow! Blatty: [geneflecting wildly] just wow!

From a friend today:

This was shortly after she took Ken back and supported him during his impeachment trial where one of the charges was that someone his office was investigating got the case dropped after he remodeled Ken’s other mistresses’ kitchen. Ken started a new affair not long after.

Ken Paxton supports the war that's killing Texas BBQ culture:

If I actually HAD the power to do it, billionaires clearly trying to stop being billionaires in order to help other people would be very last on my list, and I'd walk to them incredibly slowly to give them lots of time.