Shoutout to Picards fake arms

wow at this incredible deal

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

Well, it finally happened, took 6 years but someone irl asked me if I'd heard about the internet story about the guy who ordered a ton of rice

This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

matthew always brings the receipts

OK so I'm gonna tell this story. Content warning: Harry Potter. Back when Order of the Phoenix came out, midnight releases of the HP books were intensely widespread. Barnes & Noble, Waldenbooks, Borders: every bookstore went all-in on doing midnight release parties for their guests. 1/?

Afrobeat music: We carry with these ways because so many were murdered by the colonists, we carry with us the songs and the strengths of our enslaved ancestors who were stolen across the sea, we walk for the dead murdered in the road K-pop stans: wow this is just like when ppl don't like Jungkook

Being this kind of K-Pop fan in 2026 should be grounds for involuntary commitment.

Well that makes sense of the murder spree. Prosecute everyone.

That photo you keep after breaking up because you're still so cute in it.

BLUESKY IS THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS BLUESKY IS THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS BLUESKY IS THE OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS

I KNEW IT

THE OFFICIAL STORY should be required viewing for every single US elected and policy maker. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Off...

And the guy—Paul Ingrassia—who demanded return of the phones, that guy went onto to be nominated to the Office of Special Counsel, but was dinged for being too racist, www.politico.com/news/2025/11.... He is still Acting Counsel for the General Services Administration.

And when these rapists got to Florida, the Trump Administration intervened to get the Tates’ phones back: www.propublica.org/article/andr....

And yes, I have been collecting all the news articles in a little folder, waiting to unleash this thread, because this series of events is so wild. I felt like a crazy lady for just saying: the Trump Administration suborned the Romanian justice system to free two violent sex predators.

The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.

Thread. Rapists running a coercive sex ring AND transmitting CSAM AND inducing other men to abuse women and girls in turn. The alleged behavior is legitimately monstrous and it’s a HUGE deal that the Trump regime is undermining law enforcement to help/free them. Epstein in real time

“bring every eligible voter” things written by someone who has never volunteered to take black grandmas in alabama to the polls

if the masses cannot have socialism, the cynical and slightly privileged amongst them will turn to fascism

Reskeeting with alt text But yeah this Ive had quite a few people ask me "wait you've never used it? Why not it's so fun" and I'm there like why would I want someoen else to do the thing I love for me? Its the same as when I say I don't want players to design my world thr making is what I love!

Meanwhile, the puppy situation is growing into a real life episode of The Little Rascals. Abdullah's friends have joined his pupnapping endeavors and even Grandma is part of the gang now. (Don't worry, the adults are monitoring things closely and keep returning the puppies to their mother.)

It's publicly humiliating for Democrats that so many of the party's careerist operatives are using their giant platforms on Twitter to frequently get into digital wars with anti-Trump Americans who are multiple decades younger. Hopelessly chopped, utterly washed up behavior.

topical again

Mamdani's critics in one screenshot, lol

This is basically the cornerstone of modern casual conservatism. One person imagines something has happened, then tells their friends that it actually happened, and a week later you have Fox News talking about schools having litter in bathrooms.

saw Cats (2019) with a group, near the end final scene where “Old Deuteronomy” was singing to camera (pre emergency edit, with human hands) @yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social said “Oh No, Judy Dench😩” a lil too loud during a dramatic silence, which set the the row behind us off in uncontrollable laughter

The FDA said a sample of shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by ‌Taylor Farms that is not part of the current recall tested positive for the parasitic illness

"Deadly anal rash" is a horrifying drug side effect

The first time Trump was President there was a new plague that had semi trailers filled with dead bodies in NYC and now we're all about to get the worst diarrhea in the history of the known world. It's gonna have its own entry in social studies books in the future

a^2 + b^2 = all conservatives are pedophiles

the most famous greek guy in america if not the world right now is giannis antetokounmpo

I am sure that children raised this way have every chance of turning out to be kind, empathetic, and entirely good-hearted, but it also seems like a model that has a decent chance of creating some entirely new and previously unimaginable kind of supercharged sociopath.

This is why I won’t read your Substack, people.

hey it's important to have values and boundaries but also being pissed off all the time and doing nothing about it will pickle your dang heart

I wish the Tate brothers a very

fashion police? real police? either way, right to jail

cats rule everything around me cream get the catnip litter litter box y'all

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