A guy makes new friends who help him find his stuff

God knows his wallet is bigger than that shrimp dick!

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Turds of a feather, right Trump?

Strangely worded headline.

Only you can prevent boorish liars

This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.

⚡️Update: Zelensky holds talks with Fedorov, Syrskyi, promises decisions on army to come. As thousands gathered for protests in central Kyiv, President Volodymyr Zelensky assured Ukrainians he was listening to their demands.

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In my day the Backrooms brought hope not stress

The most expensive Make-A-Wish in world history

And scene.

Australian broadcaster on hot mic after Trump crashes Spain’s World Cup trophy presentation: “They’re gonna edit him out of that”

If the plot is “no price is too high to pay to bring Matt Damon home”, I am fully sat for the movie.

lol

A second ex-wife has hit the #ICE murderer in Maine

I had the distinct displeasure of going to college with Miller and the only words of comfort I can offer are that no matter how much you hate Stephen Miller, you do not hate Stephen Miller nearly as much as Stephen Miller hates Stephen Miller. He is a uniquely miserable man.

this meme is THIRTEEN years old and a month ago I remembered i had it saved in my phone, and I laughed so hard I dry heaved

May she rest well 🌸🌸🌸

walked around City Hall nude, pissing whenever and wherever I pleased. arrested despite screaming I HAVE GOD-GIVEN RIGHTS until I was hoarse. joined CATO that day!

[pooping furiously and watching ash fall from the sky] socialism just doesn’t lead to good outcomes

BREAKING: We've lost two more service members in Trump's deranged, illegal, and unnecessary war in Iran.

Mamdani yes / and’ing the party brand. IMO this is the best way to do it though ideally I’d like to see the party formally change its name and logo at some point.

Tommy Tuberville claimed several U.S. senators may not have legally won. Stacey Abrams says that attack was really a “confession” from a governor candidate facing questions about his own residency. #StaceyAbrams #TommyTuberville #Elections

I wrote a joke about Theseus but went through so many rewrites it's not the same anymore. Or is it?

I've been working on a joke about Odysseus for over a decade but I just can't bring it home

i love being transgender

Sen. John Fetterman received the FEC's maximum allowed campaign donations from billionaire GOP megadonor Harlan Crow, known for his controversial ties to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

This is not a Mississippi Mudslide you want

We’ve been raising red flags in our reporting that Trump and CENTCOM are covering up US casualties and now it’s being confirmed.

lmao, this is an incredible fold

People losing their shit over a Black woman being cast in The Odyssey — a fictional story — need to remember that they literally made a Treasure Island movie with MUPPETS, and it remains the definitive version.

Thou shalt not mock others appearance when you always look like one of the melting Nazis from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Both of these are the same day •L: Dr. Abdul El Sayed calls on anyone who supports him to stop petty attacks on Stevens and stick to the issues •R: Haley Stevens deceptively quotes right wing rag Free Beacon to wage petty culture war against Dr. Abdul MI: Please vote Abdul El-Sayed by August 4✊🏽

How deformed am I, Mr. Nazi?

VICTORY: A federal court just ruled from the bench for FEMA CFO Mary Comans--after 20+ years of service she was fired on a lie, & today she won the hearing to clear her name @democracydefendersfund.org is proud to stand w/ her This is accountability in action -TN

More than 100 of Governor Abbott’s buoys broke loose during deadly floods in Texas. Buoys with sharp razors are now causing damage to neighborhoods and have shut down a bridge that transports thousands of vehicles a day.

It would be extremely funny if Lindsey Graham's sister turned out to be a big lib for some reason.

Fedorov was crucial. But don’t forget, he only had his role for 6 months. For 3.5+ years before, Ukraine was still kicking Russia’s teeth in. Many of the successful strategies we’re seeing now began 2+ years ago, before Fedorov arrived. It’s a major blow to lose him. But it’s not the end of the war.

The loss of Fedorov doesn’t mean the end of his successes. The reforms he was successful in instituting will continue. The areas where he accelerated success are still ongoing, even right now. His inability to make further reforms doesn’t mean the work he already accomplished goes down the drain.

The Prime Minister offer to Fedorov was reported by numerous sources, including The Economist. True or not though, the overall point would be the same. Fedorov wasn’t fully ousted; he was offered other roles where he could contribute. Fedorov himself pointed to friction with Syrsky as the cause.

This is the way. Just sue the shit out of everybody. Sue these motherfuckers until they shut up and go away.

@atpgeo.bsky.social @ukrainematters.bsky.social It is never easy.....

Corporations are also responsible for responsibly sourcing food products they are serving to the public, and Taco Bell clearly has the influence to require suppliers to test for known risks. "The government said so" doesn't make it ok to poison people anymore than it makes it ok for ICE to kill

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear (D) got two phone calls from different agencies suggesting that Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) had died, the New Republic relayed. This week, Beshear spoke with veteran newswoman Katie Couric, (cont.) www.msn.com/en-ca/news/o...?