One of the greatest mashups ever.

Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen. No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.

i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills

Spent way too long looking at glam options, now that job restrictions are getting lifted. Unfortunately I think I already peaked with my sage glam.

this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better

Sorry babe… need you to shave. I just found out that bush did 9/11 and I can’t support that.

now paying 13€/year just so all the email-related features on my PDS work (and I can use it for other stuff too) this feels a bit extra, but I deserve it

If it can do that much damage to a bollard, imagine what it could do to a small child

If you don’t know the story of the fake Burger King in the south side, read this - used the story to portray scenes from the story www.cracked.com/article_2801...

Hang it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social

I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are

The applause at “We must keep our children ignorant of the horrors we are inflicting” is (arguably) more distressing than the rest

we've hit peak cope, short now

“Americans are, of course, the most thoroughly and passively indoctrinated people on earth...and they certainly know little or nothing of the complexities and contradictions comprised within words like ‘socialism’ and ‘capitalism.’”– Stellan Skarsgård

Uh oh. Check your GCP Cloud Run jobs.

when trump resumes doing fascist shit (ongoing during this meeting btw), there’ll be no “we told you so, leftists!” because we are laughing at how stupid this is, not embracing trump. and anyone saying otherwise is a grifter lying for clicks.

Winter is coming, stop touching grass, go physically touch your Bluesky account.

The US edition of Wipeout by Psygnosis for Playstation has multiple musical tracks composed by Cold Storage (Tim Wright), instead of the UK major artiste because Sony literally forgot to clear the rights except in the UK

OnlyFans CEO Keily Blair announced on LinkedIn that the platform partnered with Checkr to "prevent people who have a criminal conviction which may impact on our community's safety from signing up as a Creator on OnlyFans." www.404media.co/onlyfans-bac...

Hey everyone still using twitter, when you see news like this are you excited? Do you think to yourself, it’s cool I didn’t tell Musk this was a line too far? Instead you spent your time coming up with excuses and justifications to keep normalizing this? www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly

Made a test Bluesky account 2 days ago to test migrating to my PDS, but I had things misconfigured. Meant that the account got stuck in limbo. Deleted it off my PDS today. Kinda funny to think that an account can just get shredded to pieces like that.

"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family" the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight

Jesus to his disciples:

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

I grew up in Britain, so the most dangerous thing about the cooking was the food that resulted in the end.

9x19mm is pretty OK actually #ArmaReforger

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

is he fucking 12 and just watched V for Vendetta america is not a real country

while I am glad the new Pope is pro immigration, important to point out that the American Catholic Church has its sights set on killing my friends

For real, check this out. Evil.

The video promoting this thing has convinced me that it's the most evil product to ever exist

feeling bad for monica lewinsky right now, that's pretty much like kissing donald trump on the mouth

Broadview.

this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:

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this was supposed to be a joke i'm so tired

who cares if trump knew jeffrey epstein was a predator, frequently hung out with him at his house, sometimes alongside his victims, and ultimately only broke up with him because jeffy stole one of HIS young girls from mar-a-lago, come back when you have any PROOF that he did anything wrong!!!

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

Fedex is so dogshit, how is it taking this long to get something from France to Finland? UPS would have gotten here by like Wednesday.

"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."

voting with the republicans in the senate while holding my nose (so people know i really don't like it)

This is insanity. People are being pushed to the brink, here. The Democrats had their chance to actually stand up to the Republicans, force them to take responsibility for their actions, and they caved. If things don't get better, soon? I wouldnt be surprised to see full blown riots.

Everything is more expensive. We're losing our healthcare or being driven into poverty. We're being thrown into concentration camps and deported without due process. We're losing our bodily autonomy. We're losing our free speech. We're losing our jobs to A.I. climate change is being ignored.