2026 mantra is that i’m incredibly cool and always have been, and if someone disagrees that’s none of my business

I think the best part of being an artist is people shit talking you

Reached the point of cat grief after losing ethel last year and Alice this year where seeing videos of cats being goofy just makes me sad I don’t have a butt load of cats anymore

Happy Honda days everyone

Merry Christmas from The Weird Milk in My Sink

Not really a Christmas dinner fanatic so we fucked up some fries and some cake

Do you ever just drink coffee because you need the poop man to come

Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934) #OldWeirdScotland

Everyone needs a movie they watch every Christmas, and if yours isn’t “Jingle All the Way” then I feel bad for you

Everyone look at my three legged boy we’re so excited 😩😩🥲

Everyone look at my three legged boy we’re so excited 😩😩🥲

Very excited to say we passed the application and interview, and we’re going to be adopting this handsome tripod boy from Abu Dhabi

Very excited to say we passed the application and interview, and we’re going to be adopting this handsome tripod boy from Abu Dhabi

My CAR arrived but IM NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE IT.

Avery Rice, seven, was diagnosed as autistic after her parents noticed she wasn’t achieving regular milestones – such as looking them in the eye, wearing wanky little outfits they bought her, and saying “I love you” on command.

They should invent a cat that doesn’t ever die.

I need a pet adoption place called like “cats who love cuddles ‘R’ us”

After a sudden and fast deterioration, Alice passed away peacefully in Ians arms at home this afternoon. She’s left a huge empty space on the couch, and a far bigger hole in our hearts.

The Instrumentality Project was a success. I removed the barriers of the human form & united all of humanity into one being. With the body and ego gone, pilots and first officers could finally understand each other. There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.

I no longer have any cuddle cats.

After a sudden and fast deterioration, Alice passed away peacefully in Ians arms at home this afternoon. She’s left a huge empty space on the couch, and a far bigger hole in our hearts.

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jealousy psychiatrist

Drugs have caused less measurable harm to this country than landlordism so I'm chalking this one up as a win for the Greens.

I bought a bubble chair on ebay back in July for £40 and only just today managed to finding a way to get it to my house and I love it

I bought a bubble chair on ebay back in July for £40 and only just today managed to finding a way to get it to my house and I love it

They stopped making my favourite pasta sauce, this is absolutely catastrophic

Things I’m realising at this mid juncture in my life… if you give me a high quality pair of headphones or speakers and a good library of FLAC’s I’m happy as a pig in shit. My optimal job then therefore would actually probably be anything where I get to listen to music all day non stop

Don, we now are gay of peril.

Don, we now are gay of peril.

I’m going to be a GROWN UP with a VEHICLE

Good.

Imagine how it would be to be at the top making cash money, go on tour all around the world. tell stories about all the young girls.

I’m very excited because I bought my first car today. No I don’t have a drivers license, but I can still cruise for chicks if ai stay on my driveway.

I didn’t even listen to that much HTDA this year, the rest of yall are slacking

I’m going to see a car tomorrow and might buy it despite not actually having a driving license.

Every year I watch @jamsvirtual.bsky.social open the bonne maman jamvent calendar and wish I had one of my own, this year I finally got the Jamvent calendar

Sometimes wonder if what the UK needs is a thinktank that doesn't do any new research, it just repeats obviously true statements that people try to ignore because they're inconvenient. International students cross-subsidise home students. Your pension is paid for out of general taxation.

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

how your email finds me

I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.

We need to get the price of chocolate back down. I usually make a special chocolate cake every year for Ians birthday. It has 800grams of chocolate in it. This year if I were to use the brand I normally do, it would have cost £33 for just the chocolate alone. More than double what it did last year.

Saw a goth lady in a shiny black fiat 500 today bombing down the road and she looked to carefree and cool it’s pushing me towards getting one of my own when i pass

My name is Mandy and I'm a 1/2-white-1/2-Chinese artist in Canada. I tattoo at Baohaus Collective, as well as exhibit my paintings in galleries across North America. Website: mandytsung.com

They can

I wish all of Charli xcx’ music sounded like this collab with John Cale

trans ppl should get one free kick on keir starmer on this day every year imo

She had a whole bottle of cat milk, a whole tuna loin, two lick e lix, a meat stick and a whole packet of churu bites today and she’s feeling much better

Bought myself a bottle of Japanese whiskey for my tribulations