I wish I was a little kid again I bet my dads attack patterns would be really predictable after playing elden ring

Religion is just flowing water, ppl decide where and how it flows. whether it’s absolve or inspire ourselves or to justify punishing enemies or to justify feeding the poor, so long as humanity exists, ppl will build communities from shared morals and beliefs and a few of those will become religions

Look man I would turn off my adblocker except that your ads make your site literally unusable, as in, they break core site functionality and sometimes my entire browser.

post a random star trek image

where’s the polymarket rapture line cowards

post a random star trek image

Transmission #561 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Garden of Shitposts 2. Immortal Aether 3. Shark Incinerator

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

Oh, yeah I think I heard something about that. What he a friend of yours? Oh, you liked his tv show? Podcast, sorry. What was the show about? Got it. I hadn’t heard of it, but I’m really sorry that happened. Really sad. We gotta do something about all these guns

imagine posting for "relevancy" and not the love of the game

the way i had to zoom in to confirm that wasn't vince mcmahon

nah, what little value those books offer is completely obviated by the post jkr made stating that any engagement with HP is inherently supporting her world view. it's not a tough call at all; in what universe are the silly wizard books really worth supporting jkr's bigotry in any way?

everybody talking about how disney adults are stepping up rn where harry potter adults aren't is forgetting one important fact: anybody who is still a harry potter adult in tyool 2025 sucks shit by definition, so the comparison is functionally worthless.

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

They said that man had miracle neck

i've been thinking a lot about the historical record on this and how hard it will be to communicate that this guy was a fucking nobody

“ill see you in valhalla” is not something i would ever say in memory of a friend. its something i would say to a $28 Hamburger

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

lmao posting a screenshot that included the alt text button while not actually adding any alt txt is fucking killing me

since when is bluesky auto-hiding 'rude' posts? not the ones with the label, but the ones that say things like, "fuck you." bc i have the moderation turned all the way off for shit like that.

but seriously, this isn't facebook. knock that shit off.

fuck it, would

oh my god this would explain so much

“This can’t be interpreted…as anything else but an attack directly on trans kids.” In my first byline for @teenvogue.com, I spoke with trans students, with Texas teachers, and those who support them about this troubling law that's singling out trans, enby and gender nonconforming young folks:

fully 80% of all Internet users when they see an altoona "pizza":

when violating consent is done with impunity, constantly, but hard lines are drawn against describing, discussing, or depicting non consensual sexual acts in media, what power imbalance is being created and who does it benefit?

old phenomenon, new excuse.

oh my god, definitely worth the trip:

The existence of Will Stancil is something I can understand. The existence of Will Stancil shooters is not.

oh GREAT bsky is banning for Crusader Kings posting now, smdh

there’s no real point to “dems suck” posts anymore once they hit the point of voting for charlie kirk remembrance day. That’s the end of the game and now you start over with new game plus and everything unlocked. It’s 2007 and you’re about to tell politico Hillary Clinton had slaves

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WE SMOKE METHAMPHETAMINE DRUG IN THIS WEB ZONE

oh great, we're never gonna get johnny knoxville on here now!

anyway, i really hope they come out and at least clarify that the rule only applied to depictions of living people, not fictional characters or ppl who died over 100 years ago. like, no art of Taylor Swift in A Situation, but Spongebob and Napoleon are fair game.

"isn't there someone you forgot to ask" and it's 35 million humorless twats that have "ridin' with biden" in their profile

to all my normie followers wondering why people are all het up about the "no artistic depictions of noncon" rule they added, it's partly because it's vague AF and could theoretically include shit as tame as the book covers from your meemaw's paperback collection:

we built this city we built this city on cock and ball

starting to think all those boeing whistleblowers really did dome themselves, just for the fact that stephen miller didn't mysteriously decide to go out the same way before this happened.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

Something the man @mikeduncan.bsky.social will tell you at great and entertaining length is how long it takes for revolts to get off the ground, how often they fail, and how hard it is to predict exactly when they’ll pop off. Slowly and then all at once is a good rule.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

juniper v. katie tightpussy would be the nightmare scenario

of course dhb would wishcast an Umamusume x Star Trek: TNG collab