You have to be all dumber ! like -IQ - IQ -IQ

you can't spell "princess" without "incest"!!!

considers making a new tomodachi island with hsr girls where they're all aro so i dont have to worry about the lack of polyamory

not funny.

FUN FACT: I yelled at people

can You do thizz to Me i want to know what the rush of actual victory and competence feelzz like even if it'zz fake that zzoundzz awesome

remember to humiliate chasers for being pathetic 🙂‍↕️ and make them extra pathetic in your fiction 🙂‍↕️

Two sweaty and frustrated lady knights standing around some poor boy. They keep talking about how he'd look great in makeup and be really cute if he was a princess. Both are very obviously extremely hard.

cats are sooooo cute i wanna get my hands clawed at and bitten 😇

they killed tara???? D:

chat the consistency of my cum keeps fluctuating

The kingdom could have afforded an AA Flak Battery if Princess Peach hadn't embezzled public funds to build a second palace just for her collection of paintings.

I FOUND THE LATEX BUN APHEL PICS RAHHHHHH

Reading a @sexthehex.bsky.social story be like (affectionate)

Nooo the stream doesn't load properly 9/11

wdym "Instant loss fetish team" 1. tgirl who plays with knives and is always toes out in combat (this is completely unnecessary she just likes it) 2. leader who keeps wetting themselves 3. girl who's clothes keep exploding. that's her power 4. girl with drugs and concoctions it's the fetish team.

Hypnotizing your subject to change their personality and interests based on what their Mii in your tomodachi life file is into

The little alter and her tenuous truce with the moth living in my bathroom

Doodle of @franktonius.bsky.social ‘s boy J. He’s brainrot to me.

i don't trust any machine code that hasn't visibly been handled by a trans furry, frankly.

anything with four legs and pointy ears is a cat to me. im not a biologist im a lesbian

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

sisters should be a little bit yandere with it

yanderes should be a little bit pathetic with it

That's true, I'm wearing the halo collar right now

entering my villain arc (becoming worse) (embracing the joy of causing girlpain)

slay the spire 2 but actually it's all goth boys noir engel haru and hex bc i haven't drawn em all in a hot minute (he/him for all)

yea

going from receiving a video of dogeza in my DMs to posting about making myself more easily assaultable with only a 2 hour differential. the life of a switch is magical.

Aliki can also top, though, as seen here with @moon-grave.bsky.social's Primrose. Fun fact: Primrose has serious religious reservations about sex before marriage, but only with guys. If it's a woman railing her, that's fine, probably.

Hey so I'm in a "rent-lowering gunshot" mood so I'm gonna post straight up porn I've commissioned for a little bit. This is my transfemme satyr character getting her brains railed out, as drawn by @jillsuccubus.bsky.social (that's their character!)

tbh it feels kinda gross abt this but also like shes literally porn . all sarthas is porn . so, um., ummh

pervert heroines <3

goodnight pack :3

gods magical girls are so cute <3

pack I'm inventing therianfluid. there are so many different Creatures that we Are at different times

For a girl with ΘΔ in her name we had a lot of trouble really FEELING it but ever since switching back to fox we have had the phantom tail and ear sensations??? When you are not looking at my fat tits and cumming yourself stupid this is what I look like apparently

I have not invented this

you keep saying she's manipulative but she's literally just using her words so maybe it's your fault for being so easily confused and convinced don't you think that if you're so weak you should ask her for help so that she can protect you from others who could take advantage of you?

Dear hypnotized employees Going forward, any drops in productivity will be punished by time in the Latex Vacuum Sealed Mindfuck Vibrating Storage Chamber. You have been warned. Regards, management -- Dear hypnotized employees Okay, so that didn't work

doxing dolly fallover. she ligves the flror.

"it won't stop here" and then everyone cheered.

brand new magical girl who idolizes them standing a respectful distance away from her new magical girl team leader hyperventilating because "she's so close she's so close she's so close-"

smiles oh so very sweetly. a doll like me would never hurt anyone, what do you mean~

betrayal kink where the traitor torments her former teammates physically and emotionally is really good