legs hurt zo much today wtf. i didn't do anything wrong to them

mech pilot fupa send post

Steam Age complete (but this time in Hardcore Mode)

princess sent to do peace treaty discussions with a foreign attacking nation. the diplomat in question tries to degrade her by casually, weirdly politely, asking her for to suck their cock. of course, the princess complies, unaware it's a sex act and she's being degraded as she does so.

me: "they should give puppy knights tail armor. and when they wag they-" wife: "CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK." me: "yeah exactly!!" wife: "oh my god can you tell your dog to take off its armor already. come on, strip."

soon i will paste a giant steam tank on the side of it to compress all the potential steam power storage into as a battery buffer that will definitely never violently explode killing all of us mid processing

GTNH steam age building, now with actual machines and automations and stuff

If....if a kitsune mentally age regressed do you think she'd lose tails or would she subconsciously bunch them up and move them like one big tail

do you ever do bit stretches that make your skin tingle and your vision blur or is that just me

had a full conversation with a bird in front of my wife. bro was provoking me i swear

💭 forbidden yoshi

"One post and then we can get up. Because I thought of a funnyy post while we were having Sex~!"

princess who's hypnotized to not be able to even acknowledge the concept of sex existing. so she's hopelessly naive and oblivious to the fact that the royal cabinet keeps using her to get off or relieve stress. someone starts humping her and she's like "what a strange form of hug..."

big pain night for me 👍

Firekeeper doll that exclusively communicates in phrases posted by the DS1 dialog bot

Keeper slapping my face over and over until Fae grins and says "theeeere's those dull eyes I love seeing so much." 💛

i enjoy letting my wife post the things i do to her because they're often a bit more than the vibe i aim for on here really funny to me when they immediately get like 10 favs

oversized hoodies are good for wrapping up shy smaller girls who feel vulnerable and need to be held in an Extra warm, safe, enveloping embrace by just putting it over her head so she's face to face with your chest

"Have you heard of ballma? Ballma joints!" (I instantly slump to the floor with the sound of porcelain clattering, completely motionless)

you can really spot some unhinged shit on the bsky timeline waow

I used to be really good at pool.

that one doll

begging for it (2024)

why do you need so much lubricant in space what the heck k2se factorio

i know nostalgia is real because despite it all i don't think a single game has surpassed quake 1 with soundtrack in sound design for me

エクシア ❤️ #Arknights #ArknightsFanArt #アークナイツ

Fighting a Calamity boss? Let me show you something interesting. The two types of Calamity boss are worm and danmaku. Desert Scourge? Worm. Brain of Cthulhu? Danmaku. Eater of Gods? Worm. Calamitas? Danmaku. Despite being a worm boss, The Destroyer is danmaku.

🍎 #Arknights #アークナイツ

[punches kept in the tummy] kept: owwwweww.... tummy still sore from yesterday me: ok ill punch less today kept, audibly sorrowed: i didn't say that....

this fuck'n game put the lost numbers in it and my wife recognized it and i didn't bc i never watched lost

royal advisor: princess, i regret to inform you that the maids have unionized. princess: hmph! and just what do they think they can collectively bargain for? royal advisor: according to the list of their demands, it appears they want..."daily princess upskirt shots." it's for morale, you see.

Gwyn has blurred your past, to prevent the birth of the Dark Lord.

did the funny test from here www.idrlabs.com/neon-genesis...

I really am greatly indebted to the Princess for sponsoring a new set of armor, though I find some aspects of it perplexing. For one the chest piece greatly exaggerates my bossom, and the soles of the sabatons are angled and have a long metal protrusion. And are these canine ears atop the helmet...?

I often get this melancholy sense that the world has already had all of its major discoveries. I put a fried egg inside a cup noodle today and am convinced I will discover gravity 2

they’re literally just playing around cw spanking

"It's unethical to suck your own dick because it takes away the opportunity for a twinning pervert to Become You and then suck your dick"

a funny thing about getting old is I really shouldn't suck my own dick anymore it's probably a bad idea to play with my disability-aided flexibility like that but the urge does come up again sometimes

picture i liked

<- still thinking about smash bros

it's pretty hype for gregtech new horizons the minecraft modpack to encourage my wife's feedee kink because she isn't pursuing the heart upgrades from eating a wide variety of foods but i am because we're playing in hardcore so i just keep handing her new foods to eat

my autistic superpower is if a drink is enjoyable i will chug an entire fucking bottle of the stuff in like under 10 minutes. this makes me very susceptible to tasty alcohol

white russian is the perfect drink for me. hope some day if the time ever arises to order it in an establishment i can stir it without weird looks, idk how drinks politeness works

apparently punched wife so good her vision blanked out 👍

i think, if i was a pokemon trainer with a forced single-type-focus-restriction i would be a ghost type trainer.

any time someone posts "i'm immune to X" they have already lost by self reporting, is the funny thing

"Sir. I'm going to need you to hand over those quotation marks. You are UNDER ARREST."

friends at the costume party yesterday used my halo as a ring light for their pictures. its so over

got flamed for complimenting someone in quake champions 👍