I love curling around my wife and kissing Fem from the most absurd angles and positions

yup, couldn't sleep

fictional. our writers made that one up

owwwwwwwww,

must be tough being a snake woman and having this tutorial above everyone's head at all times

Turns out a muzzle is NOT sufficient to prevent the spread of airborne diseases!!!!!

sick ✌️

i think im sick :(

my throat feels like i swallowed sandpaper

Message from Meri my wife is the cutest ever

"im petting you. (punching you in minecraft. which doesnt do any damage pvp is off)" "im kissing you. in minecraft." "what?!? i know pvp is off does it still do yuri?"

I'm back and I've more-or-less managed to restore my sanity meter. Sorry if anyone was spooked bsky.app/profile/meer...

Hi

the thing about an axe kick is it's like backhanding someone with your foot. this makes it *incredibly disrespectful* in the best way. send post

girl you're gonna die under there

"i need your help. which of these is the long side of this blanket?" [examining] "i think it's a square, babe. here, let's fold it up." "it's a fucking square. bimbo moment for me..."

"I'm so good at dissociating in the middle of the kitchen." "it's so cute. you look like a deer in the headlights in a way that makes me want to beat you up." "yay? question mark?"

新約エクシア #アークナイツ　#Arknights

i got a couple wins in smultimate today... turns out my sm4sh lucina is still shnashty in smult

rkgk oc by @dizzyspellss.bsky.social

csm doodles of them girls

Girfailure Miku 💤 #pixelart #hatsunemiku #ドット絵

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

my pokemon post since thats the Current Topic it seems, is that I want to bury my face in Arcanine's mane.

am I gonna keep reposting this cute Cloud in a dress from last year ? you bet I will

A sleeping doll is basically a kind of onahole if you rly think about it

FACTORY SAVE ME

i will not let the loneliness get to me

gengar my beloved

wrists hurt n dont wanna fold laundry so im Just gonna lay down

lunacy

would rather die than work

cleanliness is next to godliness

i added her gf to the doodle

thinking about how dark souls 2 makes you commit soul-theft to place the soul of the damned you destroy into an enslaved golem who does such boring tasks as operate as a big door-opener.

"i think im allowed a little sugar today.." [to myself] maid, excitedly: I think the princess is allowed whatever she wants today! me, grinning, suddenly pulling up her shirt. "okay. That means I can punch you really hard!" she then urged me to post this because she's GAY and CUTE.

my reward for immigration success is tiramisu ice cream

even if i dont belong i will learn how to belong among humanity. because its the only place i have to strive for

rkgkニア

if someone identifies as porngender then when referring to their body you could affirm their gender by calling their curves proporntions send post

broken brats giving a presentation to unbroken brats about how good it is to be broken but it has the threatening air of an american sex ed class

big halloween for angels and devils

accessing gender affirming care in the UK

immigration sorted for a Notable Period (two tasks but less time stress)

Tell 3-4 of your close offline friends, all of whom are presumably working age adults, some of whom may have families on top of jobs, that you want to get together on the weekend for 6-8 uninterrupted hours. Now tell them you want to do that every weekend for an indeterminate amount of time

had butcher vanity playing so I did a thing #monster_bash