meri, in shock, looking at a comic of thanos: GUY WAS DOING IT ALL FOR VILLAIN PUSSY?!?

weird extremely mild dissociative sort of vibe the last few days its weird

lets see if matchmaking my favorite fps works this time or if it matchmakes me for half an hour with a bot in an empty lobby trying to start a game it can never start 👍

fucking a girl with a dildo you gaslit her into believing she was going to use on you and calling her a pervert for wanting to do that to you, all while getting her addicted to it--,,

princess who stores sex toys in her petticoats and drops them in front of girls she wants to play with so she can have them arrested for indecency and claim they were going to do something uncouth to her (she gets to keep the toys too)

I'm getting called a bimbo on multiple fronts this is so messed up. no i didn't change into my pink dress because of this it's just the one that was at the front of the closet today.

What's scarier? The beast, or the one holding its leash?

wife and i have agreed that twin peaks will be our next tv show together neither of us have seen it

was hearing someone talk about rescue dogs just now and something clicked in my head like "oooh so thats what the mechsplo girlies are on about"

my turn to post it

I hope the princess continues to learn more about what things are math and what aren't. 😌

ditzy-royalty

Genuinely one of the funniest and most bimbocore things you've ever said and you said it completely earnestly too. I love you so much

insecurely asking the dragon that claimed me as part of her hoard if she'd look for me if i was hiding amongst the gold.

[wife deposits coins into atm, we get an itemized list of coin types that goes 9 x 2EUR = 18EUR] me: hang on a minute. this receipt is MATH. ... me: HEY HANG ON A MINUTE. EVERY RECEIPT IS MATH. wife: [doubles over laughing, so hard she cries]

hiiiii #pornfolioday 🤠 i'm yolk(y) a.k.a. i 💚🕳️ i like to draw my ocs going through extremes emotionally or physically or both :3ccc that's the fun of porn!!

The fact that Aphrodite constantly changes her appearance to embody different forms of beauty implies that she has at some point resembled a timid dorky girl with big round glasses and eye bags bigger than god

< fun fact : scientific progress will not solve the structural problems in society !

im the normal amount of delusional

Angel Bunny

💭 hypnotizing + training a girl to take commands based on a remote control collar that vibrates in different ways that are tangibly different to the wearer. having a literal remote control that turns off your partner's ability to speak

still thinking about that btw

something i really hate about the oversimplification of sexual dynamics in an individual person's proclivities to a binary of dominant or submissive and the erasure of switches is that someone is a better dominant if they have experienced submission, sometimes

It's an underrated way to find a dominant too. You think someone like me could ever resist "I will make you the best cocktail you've ever had and black your boots while you drink it"? You'll have people fighting to put a collar on you

The pursuit of skills is a highly, highly underrated form of submission. Learn to cook and clean. To mix drinks and mend clothes. To shine shoes and give massages. Nothing is more attractive or expresses more devotion in a submissive than taking the time to master these things

puppies make for excellent hype companions because they are so excitable

i wonder how much of appearing unapproachable is just that the person appearing that way never approaches

idk if softening your heart works for happiness im really feeling like i should be hardening my heart rn instead

It's gotta happen. White button up shirt, black skirt, muzzle, cracking ice and pouring drinks with that perfectly focused, perfectly empty stare, and a practiced smile at the end. Nodnodnodnodnod

my wife is absolutely dialing in recreating a regional alcoholic drink and it's lovely honestly

princess who stores sex toys in her petticoats and drops them in front of girls she wants to play with so she can have them arrested for indecency and claim they were going to do something uncouth to her (she gets to keep the toys too)

扇君

Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!

wait do maids do other things besides getting groped and possibly raped i’m a bit confused

💭 oh. that was a hyperfixation before i knew what that word was. duh.

every single minecraft mod seems to have changed All Sorts Of Things About themselves going to modern versions of minecraft. i feel 1.12 old. 1.7.10 old even

sartha thrace

the super social visit extravaganza is over for now relieved tbh, despite it having been fun

It is a Christian fascist lie created to make people think they are inherently sinful and out of control for healthy, normal urges common to nearly every animal on Earth. They want you frustrated, scared, and afraid of yourselves.

The backlash of the last 15 years or so most obvious in paypro stuff and the prosecution of Backpage is part of this constant readjustment to forestall any possibility of alliance between whores and wives. It has fuck all to do with feminism although feminist are often recuperated by it.

“Porn addiction” IS NOT A REAL THING.

The regulation of sex work so it remains a shameful poverty trap and never a way to get out from under the abusive fist of a husband is one of the priorities of patriarchal states going back 5000 years. The wild instability of capitalism has that regulation changing at breakneck speed.

Helpful hint: commodified sexuality has always been part of patriarchal societies, even the super-prudish ones you think can totally be fixed by fucking nastier.

Until we learn why generations of women keep swapping between "I hate restrictive modesty, I wanna be a liberated slut!" and "I hate extreme sexualization, I wish my boundaries could be respected and modesty sounds neat", we will not escape feminist samsara.

//politics "the [unlawful military action] is a distraction from the [redacted files]" position presupposes that not only is there a functioning justice system (there isn't), but also that it would apply to the president (which it hasn't) and also that things would change if current guy was removed

49/100 exualter #Arknights #アークナイツ

"ur sick if u like cnc" ah,, that explains all the tummy aches,,,

//badposting i hate myself more than i hate this world i hate myself more than i hate my disability i hate that i can't feel the art anymore. i hate that I'm doing it to try to find something to love about myself again i hate that it isn't working

My wife gave me jeans to wear. And they even fit me!