cartoon bonk sfx

"FLASH BANG OUT!!" (chucks angel girl into a wall so she goes bang)

The hero of justice needs to get black-out drunk and whatever happens during or after that? It doesn't count.

stop saying the hero of justice lost. she didn't lose, she just- look, the villainess was really- this happens to all heroes, okay? they have to lose right before the big two parter season finale, but that doesnt count, because she's going to win in the end

have we ever considered that the hero of justice actually doesnt want to piss herself? like maybe it's something thats being forced on to her, like the mantle of responsibility, and she actually just really wants to use the toilet like a normal girl?

Btw, as the Itchio noise and all died down, Adult games are technically just banned now. Some adult games are still being sold, yes, but if you get caught or reported or whatever, all your payment options will be yanked and only a husk remains. Zero comments from Itchio on this, nothing, at all.

aaaas bug bites are degrading my sanity meter at an alarming rate

Dinner Mushrooms & Chicken in a spicy italian-ish cream sauce

portrait of a lady

wish my body worrked wish a lotta things

Catseye

Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.

almost forgot to post this

I randomly felt like drawing narmaya I haven't been into gbf in 30 years

足描くの好き！！

"are you calling me doll slurs?!" "no!!" "why not? :(" "oh, okay. fucking paperweight"

Angel rituals are so esoteric~

PlayStation 1 Gijinka #pixelart #ドット絵

can you come back and rub my head more please and play with my h air please and uhm

im not the neediest princess. there's definitely a princess way needier than i am. uhm. also im not a princess, so

girl who only ever closes one eye at a time when looking at you instead of blinking both so she never has to stop looking at you (she is a creachur)

(while pouring us drinks) "Alcohol is just socially acceptable bimbofication. Send post" "I love you too, my wife"

couldn't fit this in 300 characters, but it needed to be said

On the scale of meaningful actions, I rank Twitter activism among the lowest possible category, but I used to study this shit and it drives me insane that this isn't just common knowledge.

If it was legal and profitable for companies to hire body snatchers to take your kidney they would be doing that.

blueprints are when factorio really goes wild honestly. when my next project on trains is finished ill have 5x the throughput of all materials (and all of that is going to rocket launching first and foremost, as my escape from this planet/transcendence of it's hold on me)

german has too many zahl and zähl words i s2g

"maidhandling monday."

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

Don't lose sleep over it?? Buddy I'm losing weight over it and that's much worse!

soo out of it. recovering i think

are livestreamers friendslop? (everyone hated that)

bummed i was the least well spoken examinee at the verbal portion of the exam but in my defense it was a 1 in 3 applicants chance and im PRETTY damn sure i passed just fine. turns out years of fighting a struggle with verbality/stutter and social anxiety does take a toll on a second language too

Fancy iced coffees for me and the princess. Sadly the whipped cream was on its last little dribbles so it looks a bit messier than usual

WILHELM SCREAM IN SEASON 6 OF THE BLACKLIST

test taken. i now need to unload the 999 psychic damage from stress

honestly i want a girl to totally break my sense of rationality and bind it to her will if im being honest like i think id find a lot of satisfaction in being made a braindead worshipper of a girl who calls herself a prophet tbh

"someday ill maybe, as a bit, make a video game where the top corner has the 'i consent' sticker at all times. just casually overlapping the 'full' end of the health bar" "no no make it show up when they get low on health" "that's pretty good. then it implies they're consenting to snuff"

knight that says "I consent" like a battle prayer before every match

silly little doodle inspired by recent events

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

"Handler. We need to go to war with the british."

revenge is sweeter than wine

time~ moves~ slow~

The thing about chubby girls is that they can use the move Belly Drum, reducing their HP by 50% in exchange for instantly maxing out their attack stat, and you really gotta watch out for that in this meta

🎶 running away is easy~ it's the living that ha~ard~ 🎵