sister asmr gives me goosebumps awawawa

do any other framework 13 amd havers experience random complete lockups that require a hard restart, i didnt on my old framework but i do on my new one with the same exact mainboard so ??? seems to be a kernel panic cause the caps lock starts blinking rly fast but idk what causes it

oh to daily drive linux and grapheneos and be free of proprietary operating systems

it's funny how computer science isn't rly science like programming languages are made up. logic is made up. we made it all up we're just zapping electricity into rocks in a super specific way and learning how to control that is all computer science is, it's just the study of being a rock wizard

Mens fantasies: I wanna tier her up and fuck her in the ass women’s fantasies: shes seduces me into loving her, we get married, open a B&B in Vermont and then one day I awake locked in the basement and she tells me this is my home now forever more the guests upstairs never hear my screams

ampersands look fake to me now after staring at an and operator for too long

i wish my smasnug screen didn't have like someone's jizz permanently adhered to it in the bottom corner like no amount of 99% isopropyl alcohol removed it that shits stuck there

twin little sister who always needs to hold her twin big sister's hand out of habit from when they were kids and lil sis was shy and scared of getting lost, big sis never pushing her to kick the habit because she knows she still does it because of the abandonment trauma and would never hurt her

twin siscon feels extra special to me bc it feels like destiny, like ofc u would fall for ur twin sister, she's literally the perfect match for u

going into the office is always exciting bc it means i get to drink a monster !! yay!!

i miss when the number in my bank account was higher i cant believe buying things makes it go down

are siscons allowed to contribute to open source. would normal people contributing google my username and try to cancel me for thought crimes

they should make medical studies open source

the oomfies who do pull requests on atproto feel like wizards to me (i only vaguely know typescript from reading its documentation one time out of curiosity)

little sister who always gets a visible wet spot in her panties when she's close to her big sister, always ending up being rubbed and cooed at rly gently and softly by her big sis who knows she loves being cared for like this,,

skittish little sister x safe space big sister,,

a knock on the door. "yes?" "miss jess, your 9 o clock is here." i glance at my screen. only two paragraphs into a novel length siscon fic. "reschedule for tuesday, please." "are you sure, miss jess? she insists-" "in sis? we're not that close. push it back to thursday, instead." "y-yes, miss jess."

my desk is in the command position so i can do serious work. like perusing through siscon posts on tumblr

yay legs and pits shaved

me reading this 1 month into programming job: oh god if this is true im so cooked awawawawa me reading this 1 year into programming job: lol this is so true im gonna scare the shit out of some junior dev in a few yrs

where were you when Hatsune Miku was irretrievably lost in space

It’s that time of year.

big boobs are woke now

Sometimes I get sad the vampire stuff isn’t real. If only I could be part of a community of beautiful women with esoteric self-chosen names who dress exceptionally well all the time and have to hide from those who would destroy them. And also sleep all day. And like to bite each other

little sister who fingers her big sis so gently and looks straight into her eyes with pure innocent love while she makes her big sis whimper and shiver in ways she never otherwise would,,,making her big sis hug her lil sis so tight when that sweet little voice asks "can you cum for me, sis? please?"

do you like that, sis? good. i want my little sister to be happy. you won't have any more pain or sadness as long as you let your big sis rub you nice and gently, okay? aww, are you getting wet? do you want more, baby? let me just give you a few fingers...there you go. that's my sweet little girl~

panic! at the kernel

Golden #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

thinking about my Sapphic Pulp short story, "The Girl in the Mirror", for some reason

i always swoon when i see a clocky trans girl and then i faint when i hear her clocky voice

minimal depth vaginoplasty save me ,, need vagina that is only long enough to fit finger and tongue and doesn't need dilation pwease waa

sis, um, there's a question i wanted to ask, but, uh...i know, i know, i can tell you anything, it's just...don't- don't laugh, okay? it feels so embarrassing, but...my penis gets more wet thinking about you than anyone else, so, can you...help me? r-really? you'll..lick it, too? w,wow, thanks sis,,

waterproof,,,i guess that one's for the girlies who do watersports!! after a long day of kayaking or surfing you def need a nice massage to those sore muscles from a magic wand!!

i miss my magic wand ,,

t4t achefly

a chilling warning to america from 2004 !

neat how pre hrt i was rly into scifi cause it was an outlet for the idea of futuristic instant transition and now post hrt im more into fantasy/historical stuff cause scifi is too realistic now and also i can imagine cute scenarios where girls or sisters are kissing in

noclip // 2022

geologists 🤝 siscon relative dating

ur not lazy ur just a princess doing princess things like laying down and daydreaming

Little sister rubbing her eyes, complaining that she didn't sleep enough and asking her big sis for a sip of her energy drink x big sister about to learn exactly how weak her little sis' caffeine tolerance really is

Little sister asking her big sis to help her practice kissing before she confesses to the girl she's in love with x big sister taking the opportunity to taste her little sis' lips, giving her a slow and thorough lesson

THIS IS DANGEROUS