The Fried Fortress - Castle-shaped serving box for a FUCKTON of fries Featured on a background screen in a Toy Story Toons short that most people don't even notice but you'd better believe some of y'all locked the fuck in on it Estimated 5000+ calories $1.99 (holy shit) @ Poultry Palace

FATFUR ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #4: @moonbun-art.bsky.social I've been following moonbun since she first started her bsky account just over a month ago - in that short time, she's made some wonderful pieces and had lots of well-deserved growth to her follower count *and* waistline Please check her out!!

30 Yumburgers - Follow in Anon's footsteps and make yourself a local legend by wandering into a new town and ordering more food in one sitting than anyone's seen before 10,800 calories ₱1200 @ Jollibee

SkyRosa - A chili cheese hot dog, served on a slice of pizza for wrapping and eating the dog within Estimated 1200 calories Everything I can find says $12.50 but my gut says it's higher @ Great American Ball Park, Cincinnati, OH

woke up to find that a few food posts hit the Discover feed and I now have Normal People following, lemme keep rent low: hi! this is an account for fat furries to fantasize about food to make them fat! please enjoy this depiction of the account runner feeding a friend! 🎨 @jimbohusky.bsky.social

deer with a gut larger than a station wagon put a very specific size in my head and I needed to draw it immediately

Fool's Gold Loaf - Scooped sandwich roll filled with jam, peanut butter, and 1 lb (~0.5kg) of bacon. Submitted pictures use extra crunchy PB and raspberry preserves Estimated 5600 calories (dependent on filling density) $20-25 of grocery store ingredients

Here's my tribute to the new mascot (?

I'M SORRY CHARLENE, GRANDMA OF 12 I'M GLAD YOU LIKED THE NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM POST BUT I REALLY THINK YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SO I DON'T GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK BY SHOWING YOU A PICTURE OF A DEER WITH A GUT LARGER THAN YOUR STATION WAGON

The Unholy Neapolitan Ice Cream Dispenser - Produces a constant stream of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream to be packaged Extrudes approximately: • 1165 calories per second • 70,000 calories per minute • 4,200,000 calories per hour Perfect for laying directly under with an open mouth

Ahogada Torta - Hearty sandwich with pork, habanero coleslaw, cilantro, and rich tomato sauce on grilled bolillo bread Estimated 1000 calories $15 @ Güero, Portland, OR (2 miles from Furlandia)

he's literally perfect. what better mascot for this account than a fella made of butter-boiled wagyu steak.

Boozy Bourbon Bacon - Cocktail made with fat-washed Maker’s Mark, brown sugar, Peychaud’s bitters, and a slice of candied bacon 350-400 calories $18 @ The Pearl, Columbus, OH (1/2 mile from AnthrOhio)

May as well add my own rendition of the @fatfurfoods.bsky.social meat creature lmao

so I'm doing my "ooh day 1 of conventions" thing and looking up foods local to each one, right and then I get fucking flashbanged while looking stuff up for Confuzzled but hey, #1 thing to try in Birmingham! (I hear you can find a lot of them at the vore meet who are more than happy to oblige)

So I try the recipe and it was alright nothing to go home about But at least the butter tasted nice Would drink I mean eat again

The Mad Greek Deli Sandwich Challenge - 2-foot sandwich, 1lb of Greek french fries, and a 32oz soda Estimated 4500 calories $30 @ Mad Greek Deli, Portland, OR Every $30 is added to a jackpot that is given to the first person to finish the challenge solo (1 mile from Furlandia)

Johnson’s Banana Split Sundae Challenge - 4 pound dessert with 8 scoops of ice cream, 8 toppings, 3 bananas, sprinkles, almonds, cherries, and whipped cream Estimated 3000 calories $20 @ Johnson's Real Ice Cream, Columbus, OH (only at the original Bexley location) (6 miles from Anthrohio)

i saw somebody get the bucket of iced coffee at dunkin today and the manager asked if she could take a picture of the guy with his bucket imagine your OC getting something so outrageous and indulgent that the manager is like "hold on i gotta get a fucking snapshot of this"

Big Dave’s Breakfast Sandwich Challenge - English breakfast with a choice of black pudding or haggis sandwich served on an entire loaf of fresh bread £20 @ Big Dave's Cafe, Bromsgrove, England (32 km from Confuzzled)

Wow, a cow made of butter. The fatfurs would love it. 1,954,800 calories Ripe for a heist @ The Iowa State Fair (can you believe this post featuring the man who ate my son and shall not be named is 12 years old? anyway it should be a drawover)

Replying from main because macro/growth is outside the scope of Fatfur Foods, but I gotta plug @dust-mouse.bsky.social here for how utterly inspired their depiction of these kinks by way of Balatro cards is bsky.app/profile/dust...

All Consumable Jokers - "Poker" upgrade cards featuring foods, roughly arranged by real counterparts' calorie count Estimated 2550 calories depicted total (65,354 if all Jokers are polychrome) $43 total @ The Shop, Balatro

The Body of Christ - lightly seasoned just under 1 calorie per wafer (hear me out on this one okay, I was raised Catholic and my dad is clergy - he used to sneak some of the non-blessed wafers home for me to snack on and I do actually kind of miss them lmfao)

Important update to this recipe: there are *several sizes* of most flavors of Jell-O pudding mix boxes, and the recipe never distinguishes which you should use. To get a more milkshake-like consistency, use one of the boxes in the ~3oz range. To get a thick pudding, use a ~5oz with extra cream.

I have made it but i accidentally used the 3oz box so its more like a milkshake it tastes too good

Too Good to Go - Denmark-based mobile app that restaurants can opt-in to as a way to ensure surplus food at the end of the day doesn't go wasted. "Surprise bags" cost ~$3-15 for a variety of foods that allow you to prevent waste, get cheaper food, and try new restaurants toogoodtogo.com

The McDonald's Big Mac Big Cap - okay this isn't a food but I'd wear the fuck out of one of these to the fatfur meetup this and a cheeseburger is the fatfur equivalent of the propeller beanie and lollipop $0.99 with purchase of a Big Mac meal in 1984 @ McDonald's

The Double Down - Cheese and bacon sandwich with two pieces of fried chicken as "bread," a true landmark in fast food innovations that we as a society have seldom come close to matching in the years since 950 calories $9 @ KFC

Vanilluxe - The Snowstorm Pokémon These bad boys are made of water, 0 calories. Eating a Vanilluxe is just for the love of the game. If there's some weird Pokémon biology at play, I'll estimate 68,000 calories. (If it were literally ice cream, ~240,000 calories.) Free @ The Giant Chasm, Unova

Little late on this but massive thank you to @/flickybirb.bsky.social of @fatfurfoods.bsky.social for the artist spotlight earlier today! (Little birdie told me they were a fan of Vanilla the Rabbit and Tiramisu heheheee >:3 )

A perfectly safe 2.3 million gallon tank of molasses 35,320,000,000 (35.3 billion) calories Whatever the price of a time machine to 1919 is @ Boston, MA

Guilty Pleasure - Loaded fries topped with chicken tenders, onions, and secret sauce Estimated 1300 calories $12 @ Zen Bento, Wichita, KS (fun fact: you can lay one of those little humane critter traps with a basket of loaded fries in it in your yard and the next day you'll find me in it)

HEALTHY AMERICAN STEAK - Ragebait recipe for boiling a Wagyu steak in butter before reverse searing What they haven't considered is: your fursona is approaching, and brother, they're built to handle this ~1600 calories in the steak ~16,000 calories in the Wagyu-infused butter they've created

FATFUR ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #3: @honeygold69.bsky.social (cw: draws vore) I absolutely *adore* not just honeygold's style, but their traditional medium. their lines and shading are elevated so much by the sketch strokes and the paper's texture, they're one of my favorites. please give them a follow!!

10 Liter canister of mulled wine - Step aside 2-liter soda bloats, it's the intox furs' time to shine Approximately 8000 calories €23.99 + postage @ Amazon DE www.amazon.de/Gl%C3%BChwei...

Also consistency. To gain you only need to eat over your maintenance. If you do about 500 extra calories a day you *theoretically* gain 1 lbs a week. Guess what has 500 calories? 1 large McD's fries. Also don't ignore oil and condiments when cooking. A drizzle of oil on food can add a ton.

look I'm gonna break kayfabe for just a second here because Tascom actually drew a suggestion of mine and I need to share it IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE IN VANILLA THE RABBIT SUPREMACY IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE IN BIG FOOD SUPREMACY IN THIS HOUSE WE PLEDGE FEALTY TO ARTISTS WHO MASH THE TWO TOGETHER

what? I mean, we could always check, but- OH FUCK YES THANK GOD Approximately 2000 calories

A head of iceberg lettuce - Seems innocuous enough. Low-calorie but filling, and fatfur rabbits could probably put away a few dozen of them for a fun stuffing exercise. Approximately 100 calories

FATFUR ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #3: @honeygold69.bsky.social (cw: draws vore) I absolutely *adore* not just honeygold's style, but their traditional medium. their lines and shading are elevated so much by the sketch strokes and the paper's texture, they're one of my favorites. please give them a follow!!

Banana Crème Pie with Biscoff Cookie Pieces - the Biscoff crumble around the outside of this pie is driving me BONKERS dude this looks so good 3120 calories $15 @ HEB www.heb.com/product-deta... (I don't miss much about living in Texas, but what I do miss the most is the food, including HEB)

King Harkinian's Dinner Blaster - Fires uncannily realistic hamburgers of varying size, capable of bringing someone from lean to obese with one well-aimed shot to the mouth Assuming ~1,000,000 calories per burger, King Harkinian blasts over 70,000,000 calories over the course of the YTP

i'm gonna keep saying it, more calorie calculations should be included in fatfur art

Can I submit my 3am brownies lol over 400g of delicious chocolatey buttery yum @fatfurfoods.bsky.social

DON'T WORRY PAIMON CAN HANDLE IT! .... Wait where's the Earth? ah well it's at least warm now.

gang, Heart Attack Grill has finally fucking closed rest in piss to this garbage establishment with food that looked like ass and that treated heavy folks as a sideshow there are places that treat fat customers with respect, and this was not one of them www.dexerto.com/food/heart-a...

by the way while I was shitposting about more ladyfingers than your mouth has room for we hit another milestone genuinely thank you all so much i have so much fun running this account and doing Dubiously Accurate Math for funny numbers that make talking animals fat

The sun if it were made of Tiramisu - the solar system lies cold and dead, its greatest source of energy reduced to coffee, mascarpone, and ladyfingers Approximately 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (five decillion) calories (damn, we kind of SCP-871'd things up, didn't we)

All available pressurized space in the International Space Station but we filled it with Tiramisu - I'm fucking crazy don't test me 2,150,350,606 calories (not including eight docked crew and cargo vessels, which contain 552,568,188 calories of tiramisu in both pressurized and unpressurized space)