sorry I hit the modem lol

the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka

every once in a while I pull a substitute teacher on my stream and roll a TV up that's playing Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction nothing makes me feel more alive than Jonathan Frakes looking me in the eye and daring me to tell him the most batshit story I've ever heard in my life is anything but Fact

hey sorry I've been aloof for the last few days I've had a partner over and have been knocking a few important chores off my list

when showing friends Star Trek with story beats that require context, I could always just explain it calmly after it happens so naturally I simply edit the episode so it does this while they're watching

Posting this video here cuz its so funny I still giggle at it after the hour of editing on it I did lol Featuring --> @flickybirb.bsky.social + @tonesmcgroans.bsky.social + @zeke-the-yote.bsky.social

They invented a zone for @flickybirb.bsky.social

We're getting started, hop on in! www.twitch.tv/flickybirb

SA2 was a much more painful experience than i ever anticipated, prompting me to search my soul for my true feelings about the Sonic franchise at large after two or three deaths caused by wonky hitboxes, i couldn't shield my chat from the truth any longer

got reminded of mr fucker today reader, i cannot tell you how important your art is, no matter how simple. all art can have genuine and unexpected impacts i was motivated to learn to draw by mr fucker. i saw mr fucker and thought "fuck yeah. i can draw a mr fucker too. i just gotta learn how."

Super excited to stream some Left 4 Dead 2 later with @tonesmcgroans.bsky.social, @folksydew.tv, and @zeke-the-yote.bsky.social tonight at 7pm ET! Check out this incredible pic by FolksyDew to mark the occasion, I gotta say, I look *good* in a white suit (before adding a fine patina of viscera)

Showed @flickybirb.bsky.social the new piece! Not sure what a Phaser is, but I can tell ya mine really doesn't have "settings" per-se~ It doesn't even have a safety!

HEY GAMERS, DO YOU LIKE FURRIES, KILLIN ZOMBOS, AND STORY TIME WITH ELLIS you're in luck, tomorrow at 6PM CST, MYSELF, @folksydew.tv, @flickybirb.bsky.social AND @zeke-the-yote.bsky.social are GONNA BE SHOOTIN ZAMBIES TOGETHER a huge props to Folksy for this incredible promo image SEE Y'ALL THERE

yeah i caved and bought the Funny Mii Game what about it

How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

I love it when JRPGs do this

A pic I got from @jimbohusky.bsky.social ~ Thank you again so much, I absolutely love it!! #nsfw #2dart #bbw #weightgain

birds who see this, post the pleasant noises you generate

please observe as @rykah.bsky.social demonstrates proper handling of your avali

me on Sonic Adventure 2 before playing it: this is as important of a game to the development of 3D platformers as Mario 64, and requires our respect as an iconic game that holds a special place in many people's hearts me after playing it: FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

recent art exercise while in a vc with @drawberryjams.bsky.social - "draw a pokemon from memory" behold the most gormless Ekans that's ever lived

I challenged my Twitch community to raise $500 for an LGBTQ+ charity to make me play my least favorite 3D Mario on stream, and upped the ante that for $1000 I'd have to 100% it these motherfuckers raised $2000 it's time to bing. bing. and wahoo. www.twitch.tv/flickybirb

I love myself some big Artemis 👉👈❤️🔥 Also drew peaches and cream because of that fatfur foods post, Idk felt like a nice fit!

me: [scream crying and headbanging to music in my headphones] outside observers: oh man. that's gotta be like, some crazy hardcore shit my headphones: the windows xp installation music

Big Fucking Peep - yeah so apparently they made a special pan for making cakes in the shape of Peeps? this recipe makes a faithful marshmallow Peep using it Estimated 1600 calories ~$20-30 of ingredients, not including the pan hungryhappenings.com/giant-homema...

equal parts proud and freaking the fuck out (/pos) that some of my favorite artists are now following my funny fatfur gimmick account i'm really happy to have carved out a little space in bsky's fatfur community for folks to both joke about and genuinely admire over the top recipes and foods

no matter how many times i show people the first episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, they never fully understand what I mean by "after 21 consecutive seasons on-air, the franchise was getting pretty desperate for ratings" until this scene starts

who could forget Worf's Classic Mode ending, shit was iconic

in my two years of streaming as a furry vtuber, nothing that's ever happened on any of my streams has ever topped this moment from literally my first one and you know what? that's okay www.twitch.tv/flickybirb

embarrassed by how deeply the silvagunner magfest rave has embedded itself into my music rotation someone in the comments put it as "this is my youtube rewind" and tbh yeah, it gets me more emotional than it has any right to as a lovingly-constructed shitpost set

having a personalized "love" reaction on discord, even if it's just a colored heart, is one of my favorite things I canceled my nitro just before I got this so I haven't been able to use it very much, but I still ADORE this Star Trek LCARS-themed heart sticker @mudamura.bsky.social made for me 💛

me: i love head inflation :) bsky liberal in my replies: yeah, we sure are heading towards more inflation 🙄 because of that cheeto in the white house

I know hjow to post i promise lets try this again comm for @flickybirb.bsky.social feat. @itszangeese.bsky.social Something nice and tame to start off this account 💕💕💕

what if jam ate the donuts that make your boobs and butt to be large which boys can look at and they purchase her a gold necklace

The Big Pink Cookie - Claimed by Valve writer Erik Wolpaw to be "7000 calories" and takes "about a week" to eat (realistically this thing is probably in the mid-hundreds calorie-wise, but at a free employee snack bar, that can add up quick) Free w/ Employment @ Valve Software, Bellevue, WA

i'm begging artists to draw their OCs showing up 20 minutes late to work and accidentally doing this to their boss but it's an entire fucking bucket of coffee

no i don't play TF2 with mods what are you talking about

"Cherry" Pies - Sack of approximately 14 pies that were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs. Estimated 3200 calories per pie, ~45,000 calories in the sack (not including explosive ingredients) $25 per pie @ your local pirate ship (perfect dessert if *BWOOMPH* is your favorite sfx)

my back already hurts just give me the 12 gallon implants