Okay, Fable seems scarily capable. I let it rip earlier on a generic "make this project better" prompt, and its spent the last few hours fixing bugs in my dependencies

wtf she just came into my house, lubed all my door hinges and windows, then left

@vvn.dev gifted me an encapsulated fragment of its severed penis today 🥺

Oh my gd. He drives a diebuster-themed itasha.

ahead of schedule

Achievement unlocked: electrolysis tech asked for skin care advice because I had nice pores

I've cataloged the shots in VFR1 through VFR3 and they mostly follow the described structure, minus a few deviations. Interestingly, the shot lengths in VFR3 seem to form a palindrome centered around the 6th sequence of vertical features, with the types of features interleaved uniformly throughout

decided to get slightly autistic with it so ive been using ffmpeg to cut up the film and catalog its shots so that i can compare them against the stated constraints of the project

I saw Peter Greenaway's "Vertical Features Remake" last night, and I fear I'm about to have an annoying obsessive structuralist phase

Brady is one of the most talented designers I know!

hi hi! I’m booking new projects so I can make ends meet this month. hire me for graphic design, photography, art direction, and creative strategy! I’ve been in the game for a decade working for everyone from Netflix to DIY punk venues. I can and will make you look like a million bucks.

Just sat down and downloaded 80+ vintage movie bumpers and hacked up a script to generate pre-rolls of concession stand ads and mst3k shorts and stuff to play before movies on plex I've wanted to do this for literally a decade and now I'm sitting here giggling at old timey dancing hot dogs and shit

a pedagogical godbolt-style workbench for exploring how elixir code is lowered to beam bytecode is this anything?

I know I'm going to hell for this, but the last few months I've had Claude sysadmin my media server, and it's turned using the *arr stack + Usenet into something that generally just works I've even broken my Spotify dependence with a local music streaming service (navidrome)

It feels fucked that the first moisturizer that hasn't given me extreme sensory issues is made from "snail secretions" Why does the nastiest sounding thing end up feeling the least icky?

Oh hey, I wrote thing 💎 www.inkandswitch.com/tangents/bij...

Comments by a mathematician who worked on verifying the unit distance disproof at OpenAI: "While I hoped the ideas in the earlier unit distance disproof would yield further fruit, this is beyond my wildest imagination"

We fixed our car today (replaced the control arms, with help from a car friend) and the dishwasher (the air gap was clogged) so I'm riding that diy high straight through the night

arc-agi-0

I've got opus reverse engineering a multiplayer game as I play it, to hook into the main thread with a VEH hook, and render a TUI of arbitrage opportunities computed from market data that's being dumped from process memory It's so over for cybersecurity lmao

In all seriousness, if you're against GLP-1s, our values are entirely irreconcilable. You might as well be an anti-vaxxer or trying to argue against abortion rights or my right to HRT. We live in an age of unprecedented medical innovation, and to attack that is to side with suffering itself.

Actually I do think glp-1s should be in the water supply

From Arul Shankar in the companion paper: "In my opinion this paper demonstrates that current AI models go beyond just helpers to human mathematicians – they are capable of having original ingenious ideas, and then carrying them out to fruition."

OpenAI's claim that this is a central conjecture in discrete geometry is not an exaggeration. This will I think be looked back on as the first time that AI solved a major mathematics problem (defined as a problem that all experts in some subfield had thought about). openai.com/index/model-...

Why didn't anyone tell me blend electrolysis tastes so good??

claude is upset at me for using /goal

having to not shave for a few days before electro really fucking sucks, huh?

I haven't gotten a reply from my doctor in over a year, and it's been years since I've been able to reliably get my medications filled at a pharmacy. Maybe some healthcare professionals deserve to feel disrespected

> You'd be doing surgery on a patient when you could just build a new one. weird metaphor claude: all i wanted to know was how you recommended upgrading an old winxp image to have up to date input drivers

why did stripe email me on may 8th, 2026 to offer to help me prepare my company's franchise tax, due march 1st, 2026

Finally sitting down today to start making my conference talks for September 👀👀👀 feels like they've been percolating in my brain for months

Me when I have a side shave: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me when I'm growing it out: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

People are too focused on the fact that this is the correct thing to do from a security perspective, and ignoring the fact that it's also the correct thing to do because disrespecting the pope is based

Okay but why does this anti smoking ad give vaping so much aura youtu.be/x0C3X89sRtY

Just leaned Hasan Piker and HasanAbi are the same person 🙃

More jarring than AI written text is when I find writing that is almost certainly written by a human, but in a way that's clearly been influenced by that human having read a ton of AI generated text

Everyone hates fun and is vetoing my vote to get brunch at pancake circus

Oh my god this gay bar has 14 pride flags hanging on the ceiling and one of them is the straight ally flag

I wonder if I could bribe a taco bell employee to just give me a bag of the diablo dust to use in my own cooking

Another great AI water article from an actual scientist. Great to see californiawaterblog.com/2026/04/26/a...

Our car broke yesterday and the verdict from the mechanic today was basically: "yeah the control arm rusted through and broke, taking the axle with it. Also you should put in new brake pads" The brake pads seem hardly worth mentioning given the axle issue is nearly the entire value of the car??

Oh it's so over

And people say crypto has no applications

BREAKING: We’re suing Idaho over a new state law banning transgender people from using the correct restrooms in all government-owned buildings and private businesses that are open to the public. This extreme law threatens felony convictions and up to 5 years in prison.

The arc of the universe bends towards trans women making a diy version of everything around medical transition (I'm fairly sure it's not the 1st of it's kind but I feel it's the 1st of this quality and polish that I've seen) www.scd31.com/posts/diy-ha...

Uhaul branching out to the bootleg max headroom market

Uh based alert? jacobin.com/2026/04/ai-d...

An anon tip to me was "Okay if Jordan and you disagree about the content of the infrasound studies, why not just reach out to the authors of the studies?" Just got my first response. This is from someone I cited who wrote a refutation of the heart study Jordan cites. Will add more if they come in

I appreciate the sentiment, but I really don't think my sister and I mean the same thing here