The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️‍⚧️λ

(builds a mechanism) hey i think this might be god???

When the codebase lowkey has nutty putty cave vibes

The established best practice is to Not

PLEASE never follow programming languages on social media in hopes of dating them

The major reason why LLMs suck at writing C has been out in the open for years but nobody is ready to talk about it www.wired.com/story/openai...

Tip: NEVER use a random number. A non deterministic "solution" is unworthy of the divine touch of a turing machine

Kill the QA in your head

Being decrypted probably feels amazing for a message

backslash undoubtedly the worst character of all time. absolute diva of a symbol aaalways needs some kind of special treatment. super toxic vibes

What if there was a man in the middle attack but the man in the middle was like, really chill. What if he was basically a chill guy who didn't mind if you sent a secret or whatever

Pleaaaaaase cast this void pointer to an int pointer. Nothing bad will happen I promise. Plssss

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

When people suggest leaded solder it's usually because of ease of use but another cool perk is that it tastes much better

Biggest open problems in computer science: 3. Porting doom to nixos 2. Concurrent fizzbuzz 1. Making led go blink

(* said through gritted teeth, screwed-shut eyes, and a throbbing temple vein *) so true bestie....

The great thing about C is that if your code compiles, it's correct

First of my bloodline to know what a compiler is and suffering for it

uart

this joke was not written by a C programmer you can't fool me

www.theregister.com/2026/03/12/i... RIP to the man behind the funniest bit of all time: the invention of the null pointer

in the Nat club. straight up 'succing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My peano.

mom says its my turn on the random oracle

Hmm i think today I will use plain RSA as a signature scheme

todays fun programming fact:

As they say, don't roll your own crypto* *) unless you're an extra special clever boy

If notepad++ was written in rust none of this would have happened

9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container

It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting

adding a tier to my patreon where you get to ssh into my computer and do whatever

*gets woken up by interrupt* eeeughg...aehhgj.......gg..

Not this guy again...

Not many people appreciate the laconic beauty of an artisanal linker script nowadays... shame..

Not now sweetie, daddy is late for his shift at the integer factory

Custom Haskell RTS that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a partial function is evaluated

Custom C runtime that plays the Wilhelm scream every time a standard library function is invoked

Fun fact: while many other languages have syntactic sugar, C is the only language with syntactic hydrochloric acid

The only legitimate software development methodology: 1. Think very hard about an implementation 2. Don't do anything

Tip: There is never a good reason to write a function with a signature different from void f(void *)

Everyone is laughing at you in the group chat man. They're saying you don't even formally verify your code

It is no surprise that latex was invented by famous pervert don knuth

At the most fundamental level, bloodborne is a game about maintaining legacy code

The cat has once again deployed a devastating DDoS attack against my "lap" microservice, causing me to miss work,

The scrum master smiles at nobody in particular. "Time to have a bit of fun! This week's retro will be Harry Potter themed" My eyes instinctively dart towards the exit. The padlocks are already in place

The problem with words is that they are sometimes only 16 bits. Try using dwords

Assessing the quality of a random number generator is luckily quite simple. Every time it gives you a value, ask yourself: did I expect this to happen?

shut up shut up shut up